Alan Knill song

[Kenilworth]

Oh dear God, please stop

There were other rather good contenders

Knillers
Knill-zip
The Knillster
Knilla
Knillo with the Brillo
The Knilliad
Knilly-lad
Knill the Drill
Knilly
Knillso
Knill by Mouth

 

[Booker4]

Kills squirrels in the day, kills squirrels in the night
And when he mauls an owl, we'll sing this song all night?

Anyone? No? How about those of you animal rights folk? Still no? There's no pleasing some.

Any song for Knilly definitely needs squirrels in it! Maybe something like (off the top of my head) to the tune of hokey kokey:

First line: "Oooh Alan, Alan Knill, oh Alan, Alan Knill, Oh Alan, Alan Knilll, loves running squirrels over with his his Bike.

Second line:" you put your helmet on, you ride your bike, you run a squirrel over and almost lose your life, you do the Knilly kokey and you turn around, that's what its all about:

Chorus: Ooh Alan, Alan Knill, oh Alan, Alan Knill, Oh Alan, Alan Knilll, he looks like the BFG and that's alright"!

Only problem is, its not over complimentary but I think there's more chance of Nigel Adkins managing England than this ever catching on

 

[Booker4]

The Agga Doo one shows tremendous promise, it's on Twitter if anyone can find it...

Alan Knill Knill Knill
Almost killed by a squirrel
Alan Knill Knill Knill
Lives in Handsworth down the hill
Pass it left, pass it right, our football is dynamite
Wilder's lads in red and white
Will make Wednesday look like shite

Its not bad that Rodley! Probably better than my effort but can't see either catching on!

 

[Bladesman]

What about Sheffield RollerBlades?

 

[TBW57]

Alan Knill Alan Knill
Alan Alan Knill
Can't ride a bike but he's alright
Alan Alan Knill

 

[Booker4]

Alan Knill Alan Knill
Alan Alan Knill
Can't ride a bike but he's alright
Alan Alan Knill

That's far more likely to catch on because its simple. However we've done that already and it would be nice to have a more unique song?

 

[Rodley]

Its not bad that Rodley! Probably better than my effort but can't see either catching on!

It's not mine. It's already been sang in the Albion on London Road.

It's a copy of the Tottenham Ericsson song:-

 

[Rodley]

There were other rather good contenders

Knillers
Knill-zip
The Knillster
Knilla
Knillo with the Brillo
The Knilliad
Knilly-lad
Knill the Drill
Knilly
Knillso
Knill by Mouth

Knilli Vanilli
Knilly Savage
Over the Knill and Far Away

 

[Booker4]

It's not mine. It's already been sang in the Albion on London Road.

It's a copy of the Tottenham Ericsson song:-

I thought it was the Danny Wilson song of "he used to be shite but now he's alright"! My mistake mate

 

[BushBlade]

It's not mine. It's already been sang in the Albion on London Road.

It's a copy of the Tottenham Ericsson song:-

That's what happens when you breed Black Lace with Chas and Dave.

 

[TonyAgana]

There were other rather good contenders

Knillers
Knill-zip
The Knillster
Knilla
Knillo with the Brillo
The Knilliad
Knilly-lad
Knill the Drill
Knilly
Knillso
Knill by Mouth

Ghostface Knilla
Va-Knilla Ice
Knill-I-Am
Big Knilly Style

 

[Kendal]

One Knill

Even better that it'll confuse the other fans somewhat.

 

[Dec]

We used to be shite, but now we have Wright, Walking in a Wilder wonderland

Think this one falls down on the next line.

"There's only one... Jake Wright"

Hmmm.

 

[Dec]

One Knill - and he's called Alan,
One Knill - and he's called Alan,
ONE KNILL - and he's called Alan...

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Alan Knill is magic
he rides a magic bike.....

I'll leave the rest of you to work some rhymes with dead squirrels in there.

 

[BushBlade]

Alan Knill is magic
he rides a magic bike.....

I'll leave the rest of you to work some rhymes with dead squirrels in there.

And if you are a squirrel
Be fearful for your life
He rides it up to Shirecliffe
He rides it to the Lane
And when we win the champions league
We're going to go insane.

 

[ucandomagic]

One of our own tune:-

Always got Knill
We've always got Knill
Whatever we score
We've always got Knill