Alan’s Dictaphone

[S64 Blade]

Was awake during the night and how it tend to goes, is a variety of wide and weird topics come into your mind.

To occupy mine, I thought it’d be a good thread for here to do some United player or manager, Alan’s Dictaphone.

For those less familiar, it’s basically a formula of >Idea for a tv show > Someone controversial or boring who’d present.

I’ll get the ball rolling...

Ched Evans: ‘The Hotel Inspector’

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

"May I use your Dictaphone?'
'No. You can use your fingers like everybody else.'
I'm here all week (and the week after that and the week after.........)

 

[Rollerball]

Jose Baxter's Undercover Drugs In Football.
Stan Collymores Guide To How To Treat Your Woman.
Neil Warnocks Clubs I Have Loved (20 parts per series, 5 series so far)

 

[Rodley]

There’s already a “Suggest a Shit Show” thread.

 

[benn5712]

Nigel Adkins. Wild Geese.

 

[Barney]

Nigel Clough presents on his squad plans to transform SUFC

 

[Davalon]

Nigel Clough - the importance of fitness in football

 

[Bladedog]

Kevin McCabe...rogue traders

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Michael Higdon - The Adkins diet.

 

[Cheesebored]

Jose - the need for speed.

 

[Inter_blade83]

Jimmy Saville - something special (cbeebies)

 

[8lade]

Clearly this thread was set up for this answer (sorry if I've jumped in and got your punch line):

Garth Crooks: BBC Final Score

 

[S64 Blade]

Michael Higdon - The Adkins diet.

A double entendre.

 

[S64 Blade]

Late Night Stories with Ben Osborn.

 

[S64 Blade]

There’s already a “Suggest a Shit Show” thread.

Are you suggesting that the shows suggested here, would be shit?

 

[mattbianco1]

The Art of Tackling by Sam Hutchinson

 

[1889]

Line of Duty-Jose Baxter
Four in a Bed- Ched Evans
Come Dine with me- co hosts Michael Higdon & Paddy Kenny
The Blame Game- Neil Collins
Land of the Giants- Stefan Scougall