A day in the life of Tricky

[Micalijo]

Apologies - couple of things went a bit far.

Birchy is a top professional and gets paid accordingly for running a multi-million pound business.

 

[Houso]

Oh marvelous. Another fucking nickname.

I can honestly say I find Gina Yashere more amusing.

 

[shorehamview]

Oh marvelous. Another fucking nickname.

I can honestly say I find Gina Yashere more amusing.

You've really got to get out more. A lot more. A genital rash is more amusing than Gina Rashere. Especially when it's someone else's.

 

[broomhillblade]

Wakes up
Makes a cup of coffee
Looks at payslip in jacket pocket and very nearly wets him sen
Drives to BDTBL
Closes eyes and sticks a needle in map of Asia
Books first class flight to Jakarta, via Dubai
Secretary says Speedo wants to come in after training
Hastily leaves office to commence the dish out of 8,000 free tickets for Coventry game
Makes sure Speedo isn't around and returns to BDTBL
Auditors ring up - is McCabe taking interest or not?
Refreshes him sen on Football League administration rules purely out of professional interest
Rings job agent up to see if any other football clubs need his expertise
Walks into ticket office mid afternoon to find 4 members of staff fast asleep
Turns computer off and returns home, the end of a very tough day.

Who's next in line for your biting wit -- the tea lady?

If I were you, I'd start checking up on the laws of libel. Sooner or later, someone's going to bite back.

 

[Houso]

We can dream BB.

 

[Mousey]

The worrying thing is you probably thought it was amusing while you were typing this.

 

[Bramley]

Oh marvelous. Another fucking nickname.

I can honestly say I find Gina Yashere more amusing.

I pissed myself at that.