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It has today come to my attention that not only do we have players getting drunk and allegedly using profane language at football matches, we also have a majority of players and club officials that are unmarried, and worse, that are soiling their sheets with premarital sex. This on the back of the Ched Evans affair which revealed - quite shockingly - that not everyone shares the same sexual proclivities.
Some new issues have also come to light: we have a player that lends money at interest. I can also exclusively reveal that majority of SUFC footballers can be described as rich by most standards, at a time of food banks, and with our lord's words about camels, needles, rich men and heaven ringing in their ears. What of their souls?.I perused my Bible and Quran, and they both strictly prohibit money lending. I hope the club never had these people sponsoring our stands again, and that the player who lent the tenner gives the ten pence profit back The guardian (all good people's modern touchstone) also tells us that lending money at interest is bad.
To the moral and religious up of the club is protected, I wish to ask all Blades fans to sign my upcoming open letter that will ensure the club only employs people that respect the moral, ethical and religious beliefs of our fanbase, and that any new or existing owners or employees fit all of these standards and sign a declaration stating the same. As Sheffield United Football Club - we must set the standards! We can't let the law set our standards.
The letter will be sent to the club Chaplain and other local faith leaders to make sure it gets the religious seal of approval, before being annually checked by Nick Clegg to ensure that the club has upheld the promises it makes.
I welcome your support and any help in drafting our plan for the moral, ethical and religious rules the fanbase should impose on the club's staff.
Thanking you in anticipation, NPFIT.
P.S.: A reminder to the "Blades For Temperance" group. We meet at the KOP bars at six for the Man City game. So far we have confiscated three pints and the dregs of a fourth, but unfortunately have persuaded no Blades to sobriety. An insult to our founding fathers - I'm sure you'll agree.
P.P.S: My open letter can be signed in Farm Road Club any match day before turnstiles open. At Betfred in town any weekday before 14:00. Or at City Sauna any time after 18:00 ( shouldn't take me or indeed them long).
Thanks again.
Some new issues have also come to light: we have a player that lends money at interest. I can also exclusively reveal that majority of SUFC footballers can be described as rich by most standards, at a time of food banks, and with our lord's words about camels, needles, rich men and heaven ringing in their ears. What of their souls?.I perused my Bible and Quran, and they both strictly prohibit money lending. I hope the club never had these people sponsoring our stands again, and that the player who lent the tenner gives the ten pence profit back The guardian (all good people's modern touchstone) also tells us that lending money at interest is bad.
To the moral and religious up of the club is protected, I wish to ask all Blades fans to sign my upcoming open letter that will ensure the club only employs people that respect the moral, ethical and religious beliefs of our fanbase, and that any new or existing owners or employees fit all of these standards and sign a declaration stating the same. As Sheffield United Football Club - we must set the standards! We can't let the law set our standards.
The letter will be sent to the club Chaplain and other local faith leaders to make sure it gets the religious seal of approval, before being annually checked by Nick Clegg to ensure that the club has upheld the promises it makes.
I welcome your support and any help in drafting our plan for the moral, ethical and religious rules the fanbase should impose on the club's staff.
Thanking you in anticipation, NPFIT.
P.S.: A reminder to the "Blades For Temperance" group. We meet at the KOP bars at six for the Man City game. So far we have confiscated three pints and the dregs of a fourth, but unfortunately have persuaded no Blades to sobriety. An insult to our founding fathers - I'm sure you'll agree.
P.P.S: My open letter can be signed in Farm Road Club any match day before turnstiles open. At Betfred in town any weekday before 14:00. Or at City Sauna any time after 18:00 ( shouldn't take me or indeed them long).
Thanks again.
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