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I couldn't sleep after that, so I turned to alternative medicine. My Kylie Minogue greatest hits CD usually does the trick but not today, I went to see a quack and he prescribed me sleeping pills, ive taken them all but cannot nod off as the flash backs are too strong. I went to La Chambre to try and bang it out of the system but could barely muster a semi, even Greggs steak bakes tasted like shit. Somebody said try yoga but i'm not arsed about star wars, hows everyone else coping?
 



Today I went work still furious

Had my dinner furious

Furiously watched the results come in

Furiously had a wank

Watched Stoke in a furious manner

Took my dog out performing a furious walk

Watched a Nazi documentary with a furious glare

Listened to Kratfwerk and sang "Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn" in a furious way

Now watching a Bowie documentary and thinking "bet he never got angry about football. The prick"
 
Have a Pig Rant.

I just had one and I feel better.

Don’t feel guilty, it’s normal.

Everybody does it, but some people won’t admit it.
 
It affected me.

I would normally listen to Praise and Grumble on a Saturday, but didn’t bother. I wanted to forget football.

I smashed nowt up, didn’t get aggressive with anyone, didn’t calll out the manager and players as being shite. I just withdrew.

I highly commend it to many on here.

Wasn’t it Kipling who referred to, “Those two imposters, Triumph and Disaster”?

He was right y’know?
 
Bruce Wayne said:
I couldn't sleep after that, so I turned to alternative medicine. My Kylie Minogue greatest hits CD usually does the trick but not today, I went to see a quack and he prescribed me sleeping pills, ive taken them all but cannot nod off as the flash backs are too strong. I went to La Chambre to try and bang it out of the system but could barely muster a semi, even Greggs steak bakes tasted like shit. Somebody said try yoga but i'm not arsed about star wars, hows everyone else coping?
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A lot on here would like you put to sleep.
Anyone volunteering to take him to the Vets?;)
 
Over it now , just thinking this team had villa on the run for 80 mins , and thinking we have a really good chance of something this year , we still have Hogan to make am appearance !!
1 Henderson
6 Basham
12 Egan
5 O'Connell
2 Baldock
16 Norwood
4 Fleck
3 Stevens
8 Dowell
10 Sharp
14 Madine

And also thinking of this guy -

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COME ON YOU RED AND WHITE WIZZARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I was so angry I commited a series of sexual murders .I enjoyed it so much i can't wait till we lose again
 
Fanny magnet said:
I was so angry I commited a series of sexual murders .I enjoyed it so much i can't wait till we lose again
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Finally! Just when I thought we had a forum full of non murderers. Welcome to the Post Match Murder Club.

What's your favourite place to dump the corpses or can't you say?
 



I watched the Sky Championship goals show and heard the co-com say what a fantastic team we are and how wonderful to watch we are and how we’ll be right up there, and so everything in the GB world is rosy again.

UTB and up yours to the fecking shake downers. :)
 
Ricky said:
Finally! Just when I thought we had a forum full of non murderers. Welcome to the Post Match Murder Club.

What's your favourite place to dump the corpses or can't you say?
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I keep them
 
Bit of shopping with Mrs FB in Leeds then on to see Tears for Fears at the arena few beers afterwards saw the pigs had won 0-0 had a little smirk to myself.......... we go again on the day after Tuesday ;)
 
Plenty of stray cats around so I kicked a few, one cat flew into a bin but I'm pretty sure that's where it goes for its dinner so I probably did it a favour.
 
GrayBlade said:
I watched the Sky Championship goals show and heard the co-com say what a fantastic team we are and how wonderful to watch we are and how we’ll be right up there, and so everything in the GB world is rosy again.
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Me too. Watched Middlesbrough letting two points slip by conceding a late, late equaliser to Leeds. Watched QPR go 4-0 down before half-time at home to Birmingham, pull it back to 4-3 and miss a stoppage-time penalty. Watched Brentford outplay Forest at The City Ground and come away with nothing.

I thought this 'disappointment' thing just applied to us Blades...
 
Its not just us that does this nonsense:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47178390

Dortmund are top of the Bundesliga, 20 points above 9th placed Hoffenheim, 3-0 up against them, 15 mins left in the game and they collapse just like we did - final score 3-3.

Whilst not caring about Dortmund my point is that even the best clubs in the top leagues do this, it is what it is and we move onto the next game.
 
Suomi_Blade said:
Its not just us that does this nonsense:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47178390

Dortmund are top of the Bundesliga, 20 points above 9th placed Hoffenheim, 3-0 up against them, 15 mins left in the game and they collapse just like we did - final score 3-3.

Whilst not caring about Dortmund my point is that even the best clubs in the top leagues do this, it is what it is and we move onto the next game.
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I always look out for their scores for some reason and really want them to win the Bundesliga this season as it's a bit dull of late with Munich winning for the last few years at a canter. I was surprised at the result yesterday and it brings Munich back into it slightly at only 5 points behind.

There was also the Birmingham game where but for a penalty miss that would have been a 4 nil lead lost.
 
Check out Baggies seeing game out v Stoke last night. Barry imperious and wba kept the ball in the corner, in possession or pressed stoke back. Whenever we go into defend the lead mode we just invite teams on and under pressure make mistakes. Defer to CW but maybe we need to keep our possession and forward press going which is what we are good at. We are still a work in very good progress and if we maintain form should be a strong contender in playoffs which is progress indeed.
 
I couldn’t face watching or even hearing about any more football over the weekend so I watched women’s Australian Rules Football instead................
 
SiglapBlade said:
I couldn’t face watching or even hearing about any more football over the weekend so I watched women’s Australian Rules Football instead................
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Bloody hell.... id rather watch our game again than Aussie rules football - dire!
 
Suomi_Blade said:
Bloody hell.... id rather watch our game again than Aussie rules football - dire!
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I liked it whilst there once someone explained what was going on. Not seen the women's though could be interesting. I was the same I couldn't watch any football over the weekend.
 



Roygbiv said:
Today I went work still furious

Had my dinner furious

Furiously watched the results come in

Furiously had a wank

Watched Stoke in a furious manner

Took my dog out performing a furious walk

Watched a Nazi documentary with a furious glare

Listened to Kratfwerk and sang "Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn" in a furious way

Now watching a Bowie documentary and thinking "bet he never got angry about football. The prick"
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Roy
Bowie is a legend :)
 
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