Does Gary Sinclair pay full rate?

[Pollingtonblade]

Very good! I'm never as eloquent as that, it's usually something along the lines of - 'alright then you thick fuck, I'm not arguing with you.'

It isn't as if there are no places to drink in town. Can you imagine nowadays if places tried to stop people from entering their establishments for wearing trainers and pumps? Most of the drinking establishments in town would enter liquidation!!

I'm fucked I only have one pair of cunting shoes in my draw at work and they only make an appearance on days the top brass are walking about.

If you ever can't get in with trainers if you've got black socks on go round corner and pull your socks over your trainers, the brain dead bouncers can't distinguish what you got on then and you'll get in.

 

[raul]

Well all I can say thank goodness there's still somewhere for middle managers to go out in their work clothes. So fuck off Smeets and Brownstuff - pair of hipster wallopers.

 

[Linz]

Things have gone downhill since they got rid of the narrow boat adverts and started telling us that a door company sponsors subs or goals or what ever the hell.

You can add this to your market research as to the success of the sponsorship Foxy

 

[Deleted member 875]

Well all I can say thank goodness there's still somewhere for middle managers to go out in their work clothes. So fuck off Smeets and Brownstuff - pair of hipster wallopers.

I'm wearing Brown Brogues today just in case Big H decides that he should want to exchange his time on Lego Batman 3 on the Xbox one for good behaviour, in to a trip to the aforementioned venue later on.

And one mans hipster walloper is another mans fashion icon!!!!!!

 

[axel smeets]

Well all I can say thank goodness there's still somewhere for middle managers to go out in their work clothes. So fuck off Smeets and Brownstuff - pair of hipster wallopers.

Middle managers indeed. Get a proper job ;-)

 

[sitwell]

I spent 10 minutes winding him up, by asking him if you could recommend anywhere to get some shoes from, asking him how hard it was to earn a door safe badge, getting his comments on the footwear of the subsequent patrons who entered Maggie Mays, and trying to match make with a group of women who went in to Maggie Mays, I honestly think it flummoxed him as he wanted to maintain an air of a man who was not to be messed with, and it stripped away his veneer of being a big, bald skinhead in to a man who was powerless to administer the retribution he dearly wanted to do.

I always remember going to Newcastle on a stag weekend with a top shiner I had got from an errant elbow the previous Sunday playing football. My Mrs put make up on before we left but by the time we got to the boat everyone got on but me. I tried everything even 'Ive got cateracts and your picking on the disabled' which led to 'you will be fucking disabled if you don't get off my booeert' . Looking back it was probably Roaol Moat Geordie wanker. Anyway we found a decent club and the lads that didn't pull a munter (about 3 ) said it was shit anyway

 

[Northyorksblade]

I love Northern Soul

 

[zablade]

You'll be hard pressed to find a better guy on the PA anywhere than Garry Sinclair.

As I always say for evidence of this remember what it's like when Garry is off and that OTHER bloke gets to do it, you know the one I mean the one who sounds like he is deaf and blind and won a club raffle to do the PA for a game.

 

[Harry's Game]

You'll be hard pressed to find a better guy on the PA anywhere than Garry Sinclair.

As I always say for evidence of this remember what it's like when Garry is off and that OTHER bloke gets to do it, you know the one I mean the one who sounds like he is deaf and blind and won a club raffle to do the PA for a game.

You're right there, if that other bloke is qualified to do the PA then so is my eleven year old niece.

Mind you she might choose better music than Sincair does.

 

[zablade]

at least he's dropped Star Wars

 

[alcoblade]

What a bastard seeing older people having fun ,wish we could go out with jumpers round our necks ,sniffing white powder , eating lollipops and glassing each other ,then wake up and tell the world on Facebook how fantastically drunk I was as I went home alone being sick.

"Older people "

UTB

 

[alcoblade]

Never been, but having seen the preview of what's in Maggie Mays in the Bessemer, i think i'll pass......

Bessemer's makes Cocoon look like a teen movie.

Actually, I might pop in this evening. Always makes me feel young in there.


UTB

 

[Leonardo Green]

You'll be hard pressed to find a better guy on the PA anywhere than Garry Sinclair.

As I always say for evidence of this remember what it's like when Garry is off and that OTHER bloke gets to do it, you know the one I mean the one who sounds like he is deaf and blind and won a club raffle to do the PA for a game.

Really? I find him annoying and borderline cringe worthy at times, just because they got some chump from the pie stand to cover him when he was off doesn't mean there isn't better out there.

 

[Harry's Game]

Really? I find him annoying and borderline cringe worthy at times, just because they got some chump from the pie stand to cover him when he was off doesn't mean there isn't better out there.

Do you go to many away games? I don't any more but up a few years back I did and I rated Sinclair among the very best at it.

It's not as easy as it looks.

 

[sitwell]

Really? I find him annoying and borderline cringe worthy at times, just because they got some chump from the pie stand to cover him when he was off doesn't mean there isn't better out there.

He is better than any I have heard on any ground ,think Burnley ,Liverpool and pigs for real Hospital radio amateurs and there are far worse.

 

[sitwell]

Do you go to many away games? I don't any more but up a few years back I did and I rated Sinclair among the very best at it.

It's not as easy as it looks.

Ha ,like fucking lightning ,get your boots on

 

[axel smeets]

Bessemer's makes Cocoon look like a teen movie.

Actually, I might pop in this evening. Always makes me feel young in there.

I like Bessemers for a quick one one on a Sunday afternoon, when they play motown. At 32, I am comfortably the youngest customer in there.

UTB

 

[zablade]

Really? I find him annoying and borderline cringe worthy at times, just because they got some chump from the pie stand to cover him when he was off doesn't mean there isn't better out there.

Sorry, everyone is entitled to their own opinion but I just don't agree.

 

[axel smeets]

That didn't work. Bloody phone. Meant to quote alcoblade.

 

[alcoblade]

At 47, I'm the second youngest!



UTB

 

[axel smeets]

At 47, I'm the second youngest!



UTB

You would be too!

 

[Missing Spark]

For the 50,000 Maggie Mays ads on repeat on the big screen?

If not, why not?

Maggie Mays. Every Saturday from 3pm. Fee entry. Surely a conflict of interest here?

 

[Worksop II]

He is better than any I have heard on any ground ,think Burnley ,Liverpool and pigs for real Hospital radio amateurs and there are far worse.

I remember one at Burnley, Max Wall springs to mind

 

[sitwell]

It him that does the window adverts I think ,I mean you get one free.

 

[davidpinder]

For the 50,000 Maggie Mays ads on repeat on the big screen?

If not, why not?

What what do you call full rate ? If they have advertising space I am sure many places get offered it at a discount, I know this because I have been offered it. He pays money for it end of chat, something is better than nothing. But one thing I do know is sufc give nothing away, so don't worry it won't be free.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Maggie Mays. Every Saturday from 3pm. Fee entry. Surely a conflict of interest here?

It's Soul and Motown Saturday afternoon. Wear a Pork Pie hat or you'll stand out a mile. Bunch of fifty year old fashionistas who've decided that bingo at the WMC of a Saturday has finally got a bit stale.

Not really much in common with the mainstream Northern Soul scene, which being a retro scene these days is a parody of itself in so many ways in any case.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

I wish they'd rip that thing down. Beyond pointless. Dog shit quality and yea, seeing coffin Dodgers jigging about in that brothel is about as appealing as the "football" on the pitch

You're 32. They'll be calling you a coffin dodger before you know it.
18 years old probably already do

 

[s10blade]

think Liverpool

not you n all!

 

[Worksop II]

That didn't work. Bloody phone. Meant to quote alcoblade.

Cant work your phone, Thats a free entry to Maggie Mays, old enough

 

[blade67]

Undoubtedly the biggest issue in the club at the moment.

Zone man wilf , I read your "strapline" or whatever it's called and googled it. You posted the quotes below on here a while back and I absolutely love this. It sums up the chaos of football doesn't it?

If this was the management team of a side getting relegated, fans would be outraged by the incompetence of it. However, Bassett and Taylor were having the best season imaginable. They'd taken bargain bucket players and turned them into a promotion winning side into what is now the premier league, what a legend.

Hilarious and available to view on the http://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/united-bbc-series.45016/ thread. I fucking love this

DB:Now Jock, the first corner, you’ve gone wandering out and it’s just gone over your head. Your man’s gone out and Oldfield’s gone beyond. So we’ll make a change on the corners, Hilly, you’ll pick up, er, Kelly, Barnesy’s man, you’ll pick Kelly up on the corners OK? (points at a player out of shot) You’ll then pick North up, the five, OK? Jock, you’ll do the zone, OK?

GT:Can we just sort that out as well, like the last one, Chris was picking up Wrighty, there was Deano and Bob picking up with two, and we had no zone man. If our zone gets pulled out like Jock Bryson now, Mark, you’ve got to be across in the hole in the three. (to Mark Morris) Do you understand? No you don’t obviously

Argument starts.

DB:We talking at a corner?

GT:Yeah.

DB: (points at Mark Morris) No he’s marking at a corner.

GT:Who’s he marking?

DB:He’s marking, er, he’s at the near post with Oldfield and James, him and Deansy there.

GT (looking bemused):Alright.

DB: (points at Mark Morris again) So it’s him marking with, er, Deansy.

GT:We still need a zone in there.

DB:Yeah, Wilf’s the zone, in the corner.

GT (more bemused):What, in the front?

DB:No, Jock’s the zone, near post zone, Chrissy’s on the edge. Jock’s come off, I’ve taken Hilly to mark instead of Jock, that’s the only difference.

GT looks even more bemused and they engage in some low level muttering.

DB: (now confused as well – GT muttering all the while now):Well Wrighty’s in the edge of the box, Chrissy Wilder’s……….well that’s right……….Well if he’s out there……….Wilf will have to……… (more low level muttering)

GT:What I’m saying is that the 6 yard man has got to be in front if he’s out.

DB:Yeah, Jock’s got to get out, yeah.