A song to replace "follow, follow, follow"

[Barney]

I'm not one for a chant making thread, but seeing another thread made me think up what I believe is a good, non-cringey, enjoyable chant.

Note: I appreciate there might be a slight Language mishap with the "say" in the past tense. Can anyone improve this line?

For those that have accused me of supporting Wednesday, don't forget a good rant at how I'm trying to build up my credibility as a blade. I think the song is worth the accusations myself.

Hopefully it can replace the very cringe "follow, follow, follow"

"When I was a kid, my father said
I'll give you a tune, to stay in your head
It goes like this, and all he say
Was fuck Wednesday, it's South Barnsley."

 

[SwissBlade]

barnyblade wow! This is a close second to your flounce

The most cringey song ever? Almost

 

[Barney]

barnyblade wow! This is a close second to your flounce

The most cringey song ever? Almost

You did that for the likes didn't you?

Any first comment on a thread of mine - guaranteed at least 5 likes.

 

[Tyler Durden]

barnyblade wow! This is a close second to your flounce

The most cringey song ever? Almost

Have a like

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'm not one for a chant making thread, but seeing another thread made me think up what I believe is a good, non-cringey, enjoyable chant.

Note: I appreciate there might be a slight Language mishap with the "say" in the past tense. Can anyone improve this line?

For those that have accused me of supporting Wednesday, don't forget a good rant at how I'm trying to build up my credibility as a blade. I think the song is worth the accusations myself.

Hopefully it can replace the very cringe "follow, follow, follow"

"When I was a kid, my father said
I'll give you a tune, to stay in your head
It goes like this, and all he say
Was fuck Wednesday, it's South Barnsley."

I actually agree wholeheartedly with the premise actually.

I find the 'Follow Follow' song fucking nauseating too.

 

[Top Cat]

I reckon that Chrissie Hynde , Billy Joel and Jackson Browne won't get much sleep tonight

 

[Barney]

I actually agree wholeheartedly with the premise actually.

I find the 'Follow Follow' song fucking nauseating too.

Mine is miles better, if I do say so myself.

 

[Bladesway]

You did that for the likes didn't you?

Any first comment on a thread of mine - guaranteed at least 5 likes.

And yet you keep starting threads.

 

[Barney]

And yet you keep starting threads.

And you keep fapping over them.

 

[SwissBlade]

You did that for the likes didn't you?

Any first comment on a thread of mine - guaranteed at least 5 likes.

Ha ha well I did check that you'd written it before I clicked reply

 

[Bladesway]

And you keep fapping over them.

Yes fapping, that's the first phrase came into my head. Bell end was the second but there you go.

 

[Barney]

Yes fapping, that's the first phrase came into my head. Bell end was the second but there you go.

You must be cool. Cool dude.

 

[South London Blade]

I'm not one for a chant making thread, but seeing another thread made me think up what I believe is a good, non-cringey, enjoyable chant.

Note: I appreciate there might be a slight Language mishap with the "say" in the past tense. Can anyone improve this line?

For those that have accused me of supporting Wednesday, don't forget a good rant at how I'm trying to build up my credibility as a blade. I think the song is worth the accusations myself.

Hopefully it can replace the very cringe "follow, follow, follow"

"When I was a kid, my father said
I'll give you a tune, to stay in your head
It goes like this, and all he say
Was fuck Wednesday, it's South Barnsley."

 

[Barney]

Where can I collect my award?

Services to creativity I think it is.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I'm not one for a chant making thread, but seeing another thread made me think up what I believe is a good, non-cringey, enjoyable chant.

Note: I appreciate there might be a slight Language mishap with the "say" in the past tense. Can anyone improve this line?

For those that have accused me of supporting Wednesday, don't forget a good rant at how I'm trying to build up my credibility as a blade. I think the song is worth the accusations myself.

Hopefully it can replace the very cringe "follow, follow, follow"

"When I was a kid, my father said
I'll give you a tune, to stay in your head
It goes like this, and all he say
Was fuck Wednesday, it's South Barnsley."

What's the tune?

 

[Barney]

What's the tune?

I couldn't remember where it was from.

 

[Top Cat]

I am a zoider drinker...by the Wurzels

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I couldn't remember where it was from.

Pig fan.

 

[Esablade]

I'm not one for a chant making thread, but seeing another thread made me think up what I believe is a good, non-cringey, enjoyable chant.

Note: I appreciate there might be a slight Language mishap with the "say" in the past tense. Can anyone improve this line?

For those that have accused me of supporting Wednesday, don't forget a good rant at how I'm trying to build up my credibility as a blade. I think the song is worth the accusations myself.

Hopefully it can replace the very cringe "follow, follow, follow"

"When I was a kid, my father said
I'll give you a tune, to stay in your head
It goes like this, and all he say
Was fuck Wednesday, it's South Barnsley."

You're a poet and you don't know it..'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now' has just come on in the pub..

..it's a sign a tell's thee...it's a sign ..

 

[blade too long]

so Barney blade is really Andrew Lloyd Webber

 

[mosbolad]

"When I was a kid, my father said
I'll give you a tune, to stay in your head
It goes like this, and all he say
Was fuck Wednesday, it's South Barnsley."

When I was a kid, my father said
I'll give you a tune, to stay in your head
It goes like this, before announcing
F**k off Barny with all your flouncing!

Or

When I was a kid, my father said
I'll give you a tune, to stay in your head
It goes like this and went on to announce,
My name is Barny, Queen of the flounce!

 

[Lane Ender]

We've always loved the pigs us Blades
There was a song what the Shoreham sang late sixties.
Allan Brown pigs manager then was took in hospital and was in intensive care.
It went to the tune of Grocer Jack
" Allen Brown Allen Brown is it true what Ritchie said you iron lung has broken down"
Sympathetic eh

 

[Leonardo Green]

Someone come up with some words that go with this tune.



Nice and upbeat.

 

[Leonardo Green]

The bit i the middle Ooooooooohhh Sheff United! The super bladesmen! We're going uuuuuuuup!

The fast bit in between, input required.

Maybe replace we're going up as well as that is questionable.

 

[Barney]

We're going uuuuuuuup!

We're not though are we.

 

[Leonardo Green]

Tbf, the song that needs replacing features a kid from the academy just because his name fitted at the key note. I don't think we need to be too picky lyrically.

 

[Barney]

Maybe replace we're going up as well as that is questionable.

"We're shit as fuuuuck" might be better suited.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Reworking an old one, needs some help

Barnys old man
Said be a wedn3sday fan.....

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

I'm thinking Barnabus ain't gonna be getting a call from the Mercury Prize committee any time soon.

Might be in for a shout for a MOBO award for his opus though.

 

[stringjunior]

Follow follow follow
Sheff Uniteds the team to follow
We had Deane and Agana
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
And mcnultys on loan to pompey

Needs some work