You know you're in the third division when... (Pt 74)

[TarquinDelouche]

Where do you live? Barnsley?

Further.

 

[BushBlade]

Further.

Metaphorically, it's not possible.

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Metaphorically, it's not possible.

Is that something to with quantum physics? The worm-hole thing that means Dingle-Ville exists alongside the rest of the country, but 30 years behind?

 

[BushBlade]

Is that something to with quantum physics? The worm-hole thing that means Dingle-Ville exists alongside the rest of the country, but 30 years behind?

Exactly. Perhaps I should have said 'metaphysically'.

They should apply for funding from Europe as it's a living museum. Then they could all buy new bricks to stand their cars on.

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Exactly. Perhaps I should have said 'metaphysically'.

They should apply for funding from Europe as it's a living museum. Then they could all buy new bricks to stand their cars on.

I should add, I worked there for a couple of years and (not unlike Walsall) it is exactly as you say, a living museum, with none of the "old world charm". Mrs HMB is no Peter Mandelson, but she thought she spotted garlic bread at a buffet, only to discover it was dripping on baguette, to be eaten with the cold "blood sausage".

 

[Harry's Game]

Surely this will be the last season that Long is here before that free transfer to Torquay?

 

[BushBlade]

I should add, I worked there for a couple of years and (not unlike Walsall) it is exactly as you say, a living museum, with none of the "old world charm". Mrs HMB is no Peter Mandelson, but she thought she spotted garlic bread at a buffet, only to discover it was dripping on baguette, to be eaten with the cold "blood sausage".

I do like dripping though. Not had it for years but really fancy some now.

 

[mosbolad]

I do like dripping though. Not had it for years but really fancy some now.

Fortunately BushBlade there are now products that can assist your problem.

 

[Old Skool]

You know you are in the third division when......................

The League Table tells you
Your Piggy acquaintances remind you...... frequently
You have no interest in Match of the Day
Away days are like a tour of Britains crap towns

 

[mosbolad]

Looks very similar to my old man, but for the tache

Well Swiss, maybe a little too much information!!!

However I am pleased to hear it as I will admit I would be rather concerned if you had fashioned your pubes into a 'tache'.....

An unkempt beard maybe..........

 

[1888to1889]

We can't all be sartorial samurai like you good self (seen below) Swiss.

It's got me. Who the f#¥k is that !!!!!

 

[Oreyt]

It's got me. Who the f#¥k is that !!!!!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_King_(TV_series)

 

[SandyMcBlade]

You know your in the 3rd Div. when the away fans wear their braces over their jumpers.......

 

[1888to1889]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_King_(TV_series)

Cheers Oreyt I will sleep tonite

 

[JohnDenver]

My response is to shrug my shoulders and say "dunno, some generic 3rd Division side" - Unless we're playing Donny, Dingles or Chez Vegas

People at work always ask who my lot have at the weekend. And most of the time I genuinely don't know. If it mattered that much I'd have stopped going 5 years back.

 

[Grappler]

And you know what they say about big hands!

Big gloves?

 

[Grappler]

Grappler think you'll both find he's wearing it in a Hilfiger style

Hilfiger style copied from Ben Sherman style?

Hilfiger is ok, but Peter Werth (UK) and Perry Ellis (USA) produce much better shirts, not as well know names though.

 

[judge]

You know youre in the third division when you wake up in the morning and youre still alive

 

[Basegreen_Blade]

You know you're in the third division....

When you beat Fulham or QPR in the cup and are labelled "giant killers"

 

[ashsufc1889]

When Joe Cole signs for a club in your division