Another McNulty story.

[The_Green_Man]

Hello all, Returned from the continent Yesterday and had a text message from my mate telling me that he had been drinking with McNulty's brother and family after the match on Saturday so I gave him a quick buzz earlier to see what it was all about.

Apparently McNulty's brother was speaking with my mate and his mate about the game in which Sparky's brother didn't really rate much of the team, the performance or anything else for that matter. Sparky's brother apparently said something along the lines of "Hoe is that team going to get promoted this year" before launching into a bit of a rant about how shit he thinks Connor Sammon is and my mate says he didn't hold back on this one. He said he can understand why Billy gets a game over Sparky as he is a quality player and all things said and done he is a blade through and through but he doesn't see how in a million years Sammon gets a shirt over his brother. My mate apparently turned round and him that he thought Billy and Sparky might be a little too similar in which Sparky's brother disagreed and said that he thinks they would rip the league apart together.

Like I said only repeating what I have been told but all seems legit.

 

[Tyler Durden]

So it's a McNulty's brother story then?

 

[Sean Thornton]

It's because Sammon wears his jumper tied around the waist. Plus not coming from Scotland it won't have stars on it.

 

[The_Green_Man]

So it's a McNulty's brother story then?

Erm no it's another McNulty story as I am pretty sure McNulty's brother is most likely to also be a McNulty

 

[Tyler Durden]

Erm no it's another McNulty story as I am pretty sure McNulty's brother is most likely to also be a McNulty

Touché sir, well played

 

[coaxingstar71]

Big deal. Half the posters on this forum think that various members of the team are shit.

 

[Bladesman]

We should have a thread dedicated to McNulty stories.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

We should have a thread dedicated to McNulty stories.

Or a McNulty section of the forum for all McNulty-related threads.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

 

[Bladesman]

Or a McNulty section of the forum for all McNulty-related threads.

He can only get his own section once he gets up to no good in a hotel in Wales.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

What ever happened to the lollipop ?

 

[Billyblade]

Maybe the lollipops are the reason McNulty is not playing.

Perhaps Nigel Adkins is of the same opinion as my Mum was in that you shouldn't run about with a lollipop in your mouth. Nige might have his best interests at heart.

If this is the case, I would be interested to learn if Nige shares my Mums opinion that you shouldn't swallow bubblies because they'll wrap round your heart and you'll die. Or that you shouldn't swallow apple pips because a tree will grow in your stomach.

 

[PeteBlade]

What ever happened to the lollipop ?

Man not currently getting picked for first team thinks he/his brother is better than man currently getting picked ahead of him in first team.

Nothing to see here.

 

[mattbianco1]

Maybe the lollys are laced in acid?

 

[Esablade]

Maybe if we lose a few more games his brother will get his wish...Sammon/Sharp has been one of the ( early) highlights for me...all abaht opinions in't it...

 

[dingledog]

I'm really interested what his cousin twice removed, who lives in the Falkland isles, with no radio and TV, who managed to keep the McNulty name thinks about all this. It's her opinion that will swing it for me.

 

[sitwell]

I want to know what Sammons brother thinks of McNulty.

 

[Northyorksblade]

I'm really interested what his cousin twice removed, who lives in the Falkland isles, with no radio and TV, who managed to keep the McNulty name thinks about all this. It's her opinion that will swing it for me.

Well how about you posting a more interesting thread, in your opinion of course.

 

[boo radley]

I keep seeing these titles and think of Chocolate Hazelnut spread.

 

[Celtic Blade]

I was shopping yesterday in sainsburys and there was some lovely persil on the shelf, it was £7.99 and I said 'i cant afford that I'm on the minimum wage' the next minute the small jock came over with a jumper tied around his neck and a lollipop in his mouth and said 'ah, I canny believe you cant afford £7.99 for persil you wee skint fuck, I can afford 6 of them cos I play for a shit club like Sheffield United, not a patch on Rangers, Dah pick us six of them up' his Dad then picked six units of Persil, spat in my face and told me his son was better than Connor Sammon.

I was outraged

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Hello all, Returned from the continent Yesterday and had a text message from my mate telling me that he had been drinking with McNulty's brother and family after the match on Saturday so I gave him a quick buzz earlier to see what it was all about.

Apparently McNulty's brother was speaking with my mate and his mate about the game in which Sparky's brother didn't really rate much of the team, the performance or anything else for that matter. Sparky's brother apparently said something along the lines of "Hoe is that team going to get promoted this year" before launching into a bit of a rant about how shit he thinks Connor Sammon is and my mate says he didn't hold back on this one. He said he can understand why Billy gets a game over Sparky as he is a quality player and all things said and done he is a blade through and through but he doesn't see how in a million years Sammon gets a shirt over his brother. My mate apparently turned round and him that he thought Billy and Sparky might be a little too similar in which Sparky's brother disagreed and said that he thinks they would rip the league apart together.

Like I said only repeating what I have been told but all seems legit.

So it's a McNulty's brother story then?

It's because Sammon wears his jumper tied around the waist. Plus not coming from Scotland it won't have stars on it.

Erm no it's another McNulty story as I am pretty sure McNulty's brother is most likely to also be a McNulty

Touché sir, well played

Big deal. Half the posters on this forum think that various members of the team are shit.

We should have a thread dedicated to McNulty stories.

Or a McNulty section of the forum for all McNulty-related threads.

He can only get his own section once he gets up to no good in a hotel in Wales.

What ever happened to the lollipop ?

Maybe the lollipops are the reason McNulty is not playing.

Perhaps Nigel Adkins is of the same opinion as my Mum was in that you shouldn't run about with a lollipop in your mouth. Nige might have his best interests at heart.

If this is the case, I would be interested to learn if Nige shares my Mums opinion that you shouldn't swallow bubblies because they'll wrap round your heart and you'll die. Or that you shouldn't swallow apple pips because a tree will grow in your stomach.

Man not currently getting picked for first team thinks he/his brother is better than man currently getting picked ahead of him in first team.

Nothing to see here.

Maybe the lollys are laced in acid?

Maybe if we lose a few more games his brother will get his wish...Sammon/Sharp has been one of the ( early) highlights for me...all abaht opinions in't it...

I'm really interested what his cousin twice removed, who lives in the Falkland isles, with no radio and TV, who managed to keep the McNulty name thinks about all this. It's her opinion that will swing it for me.

I want to know what Sammons brother thinks of McNulty.

Well how about you posting a more interesting thread, in your opinion of course.

I keep seeing these titles and think of Chocolate Hazelnut spread.

I was shopping yesterday in sainsburys and there was some lovely persil on the shelf, it was £7.99 and I said 'i cant afford that I'm on the minimum wage' the next minute the small jock came over with a jumper tied around his neck and a lollipop in his mouth and said 'ah, I canny believe you cant afford £7.99 for persil you wee skint fuck, I can afford 6 of them cos I play for a shit club like Sheffield United, not a patch on Rangers, Dah pick us six of them up' his Dad then picked six units of Persil, spat in my face and told me his son was better than Connor Sammon.

I was outraged

This must be the best thread ever, no idea how we are going to top it.

 

[Darren]

I was walking down Eccy Road the other day when I saw this brand new Maserati with the licence plate MCNUTS1. I couldn't really see the driver as he was really short, but there was a jumper draped over the back seat and I saw a lollipop stick thrown out of the driver's window. What made me mad with rage was that the car had brand new alloys.

In this day and age when there is widespread poverty and penisoners are so short of money that they have to take up jobs as leaders of the Labour Party, someone should tell McNulty not be so flash.

 

[shorehamview]

......and penisoners are so short......

Why does every thread have to include some kind of sexual reference?

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Maybe the lollipops are the reason McNulty is not playing.

Perhaps Nigel Adkins is of the same opinion as my Mum was in that you shouldn't run about with a lollipop in your mouth. Nige might have his best interests at heart.

If this is the case, I would be interested to learn if Nige shares my Mums opinion that you shouldn't swallow bubblies because they'll wrap round your heart and you'll die. Or that you shouldn't swallow apple pips because a tree will grow in your stomach.

The last time I went out round town a couple of weeks ago, I noticed the bloke in the toilet was selling lollipops.
I thought to myself at the time, "Who the hell is going to buy a lollipop in a bar?"
I could understand if he was selling mints or chewing gum or something to freshen your breath (for the ladies) but what good is a fruit lollipop?

So the question is, are people buying and sucking lollipops in bars because blokes in the loo are selling them?
Or are the blokes in the loo responding to an overwhelming demand for lollipops from their young clientele.
I suspect it's a generation thing and I'm a bit too old to answer that question but which came first the supply or the demand?

 

[Billyblade]

The last time I went out round town a couple of weeks ago, I noticed the bloke in the toilet was selling lollipops.
I thought to myself at the time, "Who the hell is going to buy a lollipop in a bar?"
I could understand if he was selling mints or chewing gum or something to freshen your breath (for the ladies) but what good is a fruit lollipop?

So the question is, are people buying and sucking lollipops in bars because blokes in the loo are selling them?
Or are the blokes in the loo responding to an overwhelming demand for lollipops from their young clientele.
I suspect it's a generation thing and I'm a bit too old to answer that question but which came first the supply or the demand?

My mate once came back from the bog and gave me a pineapple sweet he said he'd just bought off the bloke in there.

After sucking it for a bit I told him he ought to get his money back because it tasted like a mixture of disinfectant and piss.

 

[Jonboy60]

Maybe the lollipops are the reason McNulty is not playing.

Perhaps Nigel Adkins is of the same opinion as my Mum was in that you shouldn't run about with a lollipop in your mouth. Nige might have his best interests at heart.

If this is the case, I would be interested to learn if Nige shares my Mums opinion that you shouldn't swallow bubblies because they'll wrap round your heart and you'll die. Or that you shouldn't swallow apple pips because a tree will grow in your stomach.

Now this is a thread I would like to see, midweek between games. Does making silly faces (remaining) if the wind changes count.

 

[wizadry]

I want to know what Sammons brother thinks of McNulty.

He probably wouldn't be able to comment due to the fact he's hardly seen him play

 

[Blade56]

Maybe the lollys are laced in acid?

I heard it wasn't a lollipop but it was a sherbert dip

 

[Jon Bon]

Just seen McNulty staggering down The Moor dressed up as a pissed up tramp, shouting and swearing at passers-by. It was obviously McNulty as he had a Scottish accent and some mucky piece of cloth draped around his shoulders. Do these overpaid prats have no shame? I hope he puts as much effort into his game tonight as he did telling all and sundry why it was their fault he was in the mess he’s in.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Just seen McNulty staggering down The Moor dressed up as a pissed up tramp, shouting and swearing at passers-by. It was obviously McNulty as he had a Scottish accent and some mucky piece of cloth draped around his shoulders. Do these overpaid prats have no shame? I hope he puts as much effort into his game tonight as he did telling all and sundry why it was their fault he was in the mess he’s in.

So it's true. He does like to party before the game.