I was shopping yesterday in sainsburys and there was some lovely persil on the shelf, it was £7.99 and I said 'i cant afford that I'm on the minimum wage' the next minute the small jock came over with a jumper tied around his neck and a lollipop in his mouth and said 'ah, I canny believe you cant afford £7.99 for persil you wee skint fuck, I can afford 6 of them cos I play for a shit club like Sheffield United, not a patch on Rangers, Dah pick us six of them up' his Dad then picked six units of Persil, spat in my face and told me his son was better than Connor Sammon.
I was outraged