period pains

[Bladebri]

I can tell when a season of football is over, just reading some replies to posts shows that fans are feeling a little tetchy, do we suffer period pains from now to pre season does our ability to function normally dissappear end of season, I for one cannot wait for pre season, and my wife knows not to talk to me until then

 

[Grecian2000]

Fuck off Bri, that's a complete load of bollocks!

To be fair, without all things SUFC to play havoc with my blood pressure, my other half knows this is only time of year to actually get anything out of me (other than a round of fucks and wankers).

 

[gavtheblade]

Football can go fuck itself till August, it's not been enjoyable so the break is welcome.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I can tell when a season of football is over, just reading some replies to posts shows that fans are feeling a little tetchy, do we suffer period pains from now to pre season does our ability to function normally dissappear end of season, I for one cannot wait for pre season, and my wife knows not to talk to me until then

No problem for me. Attention switches from football to cricket, Blades to Yorkshire. Only difference is that Yorkshire tend to win things.

 

[bramptonblade]

I fookin hate cricket!!!!!

 

[Grecian2000]

No problem for me. Attention switches from football to cricket, Blades to Yorkshire. Only difference is that Yorkshire tend to win things.

Ahh, it's not like the super Tykes went years in the doldrums as well though is it?

At one stage I thought I was cursed. Football season ended sometime in November and Cricket barely getting past May.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I can tell when a season of football is over, just reading some replies to posts shows that fans are feeling a little tetchy, do we suffer period pains from now to pre season does our ability to function normally dissappear end of season, I for one cannot wait for pre season, and my wife knows not to talk to me until then

TETCHY? - WHO ARE YOU CALLING TETCHY?

 

[wizadry]

I can tell when a season of football is over, just reading some replies to posts shows that fans are feeling a little tetchy, do we suffer period pains from now to pre season does our ability to function normally dissappear end of season, I for one cannot wait for pre season, and my wife knows not to talk to me until then

Don't worry yourself Bri, we'll get all the nailed on transfers in the rumours section, it's great

 

[Aston max]

I fookin hate cricket!!!!!

Best game ever !! All day drinking and a sun tan (the wife hates cricket )

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Football can go fuck itself till August, it's not been enjoyable so the break is welcome.

Weekend of 8th/9th August apparently - 12 and a bit weeks Good break, just what we need

 

[wizadry]

Best game ever !! All day drinking and a sun tan (the wife hates cricket )

Fuckin hell max, don't tell our lass that, she'll want to go every day if a good sesh and tan is on order. Infact fuck it, i'll send you her number

 

[mattbianco1]

I can tell when a season of football is over, just reading some replies to posts shows that fans are feeling a little tetchy, do we suffer period pains from now to pre season does our ability to function normally dissappear end of season, I for one cannot wait for pre season, and my wife knows not to talk to me until then

I've moved my season ticket seats. Can't wait to see the view and meet the new numpties around me.

 

[borbokis]

There is always the new away kit to talk about

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Ahh, it's not like the super Tykes went years in the doldrums as well though is it?

At one stage I thought I was cursed. Football season ended sometime in November and Cricket barely getting past May.

Aye, but all things considered, even with a few lean years, the record still makes The Blades look pitiful:



Titles won by club (%)

Yorkshire – 31 + 1 shared (27.0%)
Surrey – 18 + 1 shared (16.3%)
Middlesex – 10 + 2 shared (9.7%)
Lancashire – 8 + 1 shared (7.5%)
Warwickshire – 7 (6.2%)
Kent – 6 + 1 shared (5.8%)
Essex – 6 (5.3%)
Nottinghamshire – 6 (5.3%)
Other counties – 19 (16.8%)
Club Titles Championship-winning seasons
Yorkshire 31 + 1 shared 1893, 1896, 1898, 1900, 1901, 1902, 1905, 1908, 1912, 1919, 1922, 1923, 1924, 1925, 1931, 1932, 1933, 1935, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1946, 1949 (shared), 1959, 1960, 1962, 1963, 1966, 1967, 1968, 2001, 2014
Surrey 18 + 1 shared 1890, 1891, 1892, 1894, 1895, 1899, 1914, 1950 (shared), 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1971, 1999, 2000, 2002
Middlesex 10 + 2 shared 1903, 1920, 1921, 1947, 1949 (shared), 1976, 1977 (shared), 1980, 1982, 1985, 1990, 1993
Lancashire 8 + 1 shared 1897, 1904, 1926, 1927, 1928, 1930, 1934, 1950 (shared), 2011
Warwickshire 7 1911, 1951, 1972, 1994, 1995, 2004, 2012
Kent 6 + 1 shared 1906, 1909, 1910, 1913, 1970, 1977 (shared), 1978
Essex 6 1979, 1983, 1984, 1986, 1991, 1992
Nottinghamshire 6 1907, 1929, 1981, 1987, 2005, 2010
Worcestershire 5 1964, 1965, 1974, 1988, 1989
Durham 3 2008, 2009, 2013
Glamorgan 3 1948, 1969, 1997
Leicestershire 3 1975, 1996, 1998
Sussex 3 2003, 2006, 2007
Hampshire 2 1961, 1973
Derbyshire 1 1936
Gloucestershire 0
Northamptonshire 0
Somerset 0


Also add to that statistic that Yorkshire were runners-up 14 times, more than any other County.

 

[Grecian2000]

Great figures there SEB.

It's the 33 years between winning the Championship (i.e from me being 9 and starting to go to as many games as possible, to being in my forties) that clouds my view somewhat.
Anyway, that's behind us so roll on the rest of the summer.

 

[him behind you]

I can tell when a season of football is over, just reading some replies to posts shows that fans are feeling a little tetchy, do we suffer period pains from now to pre season does our ability to function normally dissappear end of season, I for one cannot wait for pre season, and my wife knows not to talk to me until then

Who the hell do you think you are suggesting that I've got nothing else in my life other than football..........

 

[Bladebri]

I've moved my season ticket seats. Can't wait to see the view and meet the new numpties around me.

What do they say,"the grass is always greener" well it definitely will be on the pitch

 

[Bladebri]

There is always the new away kit to talk about

Done that

 

[Aston max]

Fuckin hell max, don't tell our lass that, she'll want to go every day if a good sesh and tan is on order. Infact fuck it, i'll send you her number

She will go to the local club cos all her mates are there and they can talk about who's missing all day but always turns me down for a county or test match

 

[Aston max]

Aye, but all things considered, even with a few lean years, the record still makes The Blades look pitiful:



Titles won by club (%)

Yorkshire – 31 + 1 shared (27.0%)
Surrey – 18 + 1 shared (16.3%)
Middlesex – 10 + 2 shared (9.7%)
Lancashire – 8 + 1 shared (7.5%)
Warwickshire – 7 (6.2%)
Kent – 6 + 1 shared (5.8%)
Essex – 6 (5.3%)
Nottinghamshire – 6 (5.3%)
Other counties – 19 (16.8%)
Club Titles Championship-winning seasons
Yorkshire 31 + 1 shared 1893, 1896, 1898, 1900, 1901, 1902, 1905, 1908, 1912, 1919, 1922, 1923, 1924, 1925, 1931, 1932, 1933, 1935, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1946, 1949 (shared), 1959, 1960, 1962, 1963, 1966, 1967, 1968, 2001, 2014
Surrey 18 + 1 shared 1890, 1891, 1892, 1894, 1895, 1899, 1914, 1950 (shared), 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1971, 1999, 2000, 2002
Middlesex 10 + 2 shared 1903, 1920, 1921, 1947, 1949 (shared), 1976, 1977 (shared), 1980, 1982, 1985, 1990, 1993
Lancashire 8 + 1 shared 1897, 1904, 1926, 1927, 1928, 1930, 1934, 1950 (shared), 2011
Warwickshire 7 1911, 1951, 1972, 1994, 1995, 2004, 2012
Kent 6 + 1 shared 1906, 1909, 1910, 1913, 1970, 1977 (shared), 1978
Essex 6 1979, 1983, 1984, 1986, 1991, 1992
Nottinghamshire 6 1907, 1929, 1981, 1987, 2005, 2010
Worcestershire 5 1964, 1965, 1974, 1988, 1989
Durham 3 2008, 2009, 2013
Glamorgan 3 1948, 1969, 1997
Leicestershire 3 1975, 1996, 1998
Sussex 3 2003, 2006, 2007
Hampshire 2 1961, 1973
Derbyshire 1 1936
Gloucestershire 0
Northamptonshire 0
Somerset 0


Also add to that statistic that Yorkshire were runners-up 14 times, more than any other County.

God's own county

 

[wizadry]

She will go to the local club cos all her mates are there and they can talk about who's missing all day but always turns me down for a shag and instead attends a different test match to me

Fixed it mate

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Football can go fuck itself till August, it's not been enjoyable so the break is welcome.

First time in over 50 years watching the blades , i haven't got the end of season withdrawal symptoms . Hope the expectations do start to ramp up , at some point , before the start of next season . I think a lot of us have become battle weary , and been hit with the shrapnel , of a overall disappointing , bizarre happening season.

In saying that , if the bug is not there , why the fuck are we looking at the posts on here.

UTB

 

[wizadry]

In saying that , if the bug is not there , why the fuck are we looking at the posts on here.

UTB

Just incase there's some sort of drug scandal

 

[HillmortonBlade]

First time in over 50 years watching the blades , i haven't got the end of season withdrawal symptoms . Hope the expectations do start to ramp up , at some point , before the start of next season . I think a lot of us have become battle weary , and been hit with the shrapnel , of a overall disappointing , bizarre happening season.

In saying that , if the bug is not there , why the fuck are we looking at the posts on here.

UTB

Of course the bug is there LBoE, your final sentence proves it. But how can we not be tired and disappointed after that season and the farce of the last match. I've had enough and am planning on spending my Saturdays doing the jobs Mrs HB has lined up. Maybe a few walks. Trips to the theatre.

And watch HB Jnr in a few football tournaments.

Keep up on the Forum.

Start planning which friendlies I shall go to..

Oh bollox, back to Blades already.

Though I've only had 25 years of this bobbar.

 

[metalblade]

Our lass loves this time of year I am no longer always in a bad mood Saturday night and all Sunday

 

[Angef1Blade]

I fookin hate cricket!!!!!

Me too - I think Id rather nail mi little toe to our garden decking than be forced to watch that dull, boring, leather on willow-fest

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Our lass loves this time of year I am no longer always in a bad mood Saturday night and all Sunday

Or - i am just nipping out love .

What for

To pick a Green Un up , do you want owt bringing back from the shop.

UTB

 

[Revolution]

I have to say that for the first time I can remember, I was glad this season was over, though that was partly due to the trainwreck of a season that the team I play for had as well as United's predictable playoff demise.

And now? To paraphrase something said about baseball, I'm looking out of the window and waiting for August.

 

[boo radley]

Play time

 

[Blade56]

I can tell when a season of football is over, just reading some replies to posts shows that fans are feeling a little tetchy, do we suffer period pains from now to pre season does our ability to function normally dissappear end of season, I for one cannot wait for pre season, and my wife knows not to talk to me until then

Don't know if it's age or the fact I've had the socks bored of me for the past 9 months but for the first time in my 58 yrs of support I feel like I need the closed season TO FECKIN CALM DARN