If you saw David Hirst in Meadowhall, what would you do?

[blade too long]

see john west have started work on their new tuna plant

 

[Jimmy23]

Well first off, I'd quick scope him to the floor outside poundland. I'd then transform from agent alex Mason to trevor Phillips and I'd rpg his ass all the way to lesters house. I'd then organise a heist using franklin and michael and steal his bellongings. Then trevor will take a shit in his lounge and chop will destroy his other rooms. Then lamar will drive his z type into his house. Then il transform from trevor Phillips into the undertaker and tombstone piledriver him. Then I'd get onto the top rope and do a Swanton bomb. And then, he'll get up and attack me but il just reverse suplex him. Il then finish off with a stone cold stunner followed by a pin to win the WWF title in smack down. "If you smeeelllll what the rock, is cooking"

Edit: I don't know what the fuck this whole paragraph means but my son told me to put it down.

 

[CarlingBlade]

I'd say "what you doing in Meadowhall, more importantly what am I doing in Meadowhall, buy me s beer Hirsty and let's get out of here" we'd then talk about our generations best striker in Sheffield, Brian Deane!

 

[blade too long]

ask him has he got over not leaving wednesday for man utd , and has it stopped haunting him yet , missing out on being at a big club

 

[SotonBlade]

Has Blades Mad had another banning spree?

 

[Aston max]

Voila

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=360+no-scope

With up with monopoly I don't understand the youth of today **** me I've turned into my dad

 

[Aston max]

DON'T MESS WITH ME, OR I'L 360 NO SCOPE THEE

Wots up with just slapping him

 

[Aston max]

Chips and sauce.

No !!! Got to have chips , gravy with Hendersons relish

 

[WhiteHawk]

I did see him at Stocksbridge Park Steels a couple of weeks ago when the played Sheffield FC. He came and stood next to me whilst I was at the bar. First thing I thought was "Ohh, it's David Hirst, fat piggy bastard"

First off I'd surprise him with a leg drop. Bewildered, I'd then double tap him with a suplex and a DDT before getting him in the Boston Crab. I'd finish with the People's Elbow then head off to the food court for lunch.

How would you do the Peoples Elbow when there are no ropes? You'd be better off RKO'ing him through one of the tables in the Oasis.

 

[JJ Sefton]

How would you do the Peoples Elbow when there are no ropes? You'd be better off RKO'ing him through one of the tables in the Oasis.

A real man carries his own ropes.

 

[Kev Gee]

Talking of ex pigs.

Who would you like to smack in the face more?

David Hirst
Carlton Palmer
Chris Waddle

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Breath in and let him past.

I'd tell him to go round me rather than me going around him, be a lot lot quicker.

 

[WhiteHawk]

A real man carries his own ropes.

An "RKO outta nowhere" would look much better though. You'd just look a twat doing the Peoples Elbow

 

[SwissBlade]

He may have been, still is and forever will be a Piggy, but David Hirst was one hell of a player in his prime. Secretly I'm sure we all hated seeing his name on the team sheet when we played them. At the time with us having Deano and them Hirst we could debate endlessly with our piggy neighbours. I don't think there was much between them.

Amazingly both players were pretty local and gave their all for clubs that loved them and they loved the clubs. Can't fault em.

Used to see Hirst a fair bit in the original champs (before they moved it to the shithole Pomona). Never had an issue with him and the few times I chatted with him he was good with the banter.

What would I do if I saw him in Meadowhall? Probably nod and say hello.

 

[JJ Sefton]

An "RKO outta nowhere" would look much better though. You'd just look a twat doing the Peoples Elbow

I did it to a stool in a bar once. Smashed the piss out of my elbow.

 

[WhiteHawk]

He actually part owns the business next door to where I work. Never seen him though in all the time they've been there, and I've even been in to see them on a few occasions.

 

[Blade56]

Nip into Ann Summers for an hour to make sure he'd gone

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I can't believe this thread now has 48 posts on it.

We must be bored ...

 

[DaleHillBlade]

I can't believe this thread now has 48 posts on it.

We must be bored ...

Only 47 until you posted BOS, oh bugger, 49 now. I'm off to bed.

 

[Tezza1889]

If I saw david hirst, i'd say hello and have a pint like I normally do, then have a chat about footy, he's a nice bloke with loads of time for ordinary football fans, from both sides...

 

[stringjunior]

He may have been, still is and forever will be a Piggy, but David Hirst was one hell of a player in his prime. Secretly I'm sure we all hated seeing his name on the team sheet when we played them. At the time with us having Deano and them Hirst we could debate endlessly with our piggy neighbours. I don't think there was much between them.

Amazingly both players were pretty local and gave their all for clubs that loved them and they loved the clubs. Can't fault em.

Used to see Hirst a fair bit in the original champs (before they moved it to the shithole Pomona). Never had an issue with him and the few times I chatted with him he was good with the banter.

What would I do if I saw him in Meadowhall? Probably nod and say hello.

That was far too sensible an answer SwissBlade. Go and sit on the naughty step for 5 minutes

 

[wizadry]

He may have been, still is and forever will be a Piggy, but David Hirst was one hell of a player in his prime. Secretly I'm sure we all hated seeing his name on the team sheet when we played them. At the time with us having Deano and them Hirst we could debate endlessly with our piggy neighbours. I don't think there was much between them.

Amazingly both players were pretty local and gave their all for clubs that loved them and they loved the clubs. Can't fault em.

Used to see Hirst a fair bit in the original champs (before they moved it to the shithole Pomona). Never had an issue with him and the few times I chatted with him he was good with the banter.

What would I do if I saw him in Meadowhall? Probably nod and say hello.

If I saw david hirst, i'd say hello and have a pint like I normally do, then have a chat about footy, he's a nice bloke with loads of time for ordinary football fans, from both sides...

I have seen and talked to Hirsty in the driving range on a numerous of occasions and never once had a problem with him, he has a good bit of banter too.