International break jokes to keep us amused.

[Dellas Cowboys]

I made my wife’s dreams come true and we were married in a castle.

But you wouldn’t have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around!

 

[DifferentClass]

 

[DifferentClass]

 

[de g.]

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Amy Poehler has struggled for work since Parks and Recreation ended it seems?

 

[Guesty]

Amy Poehler has struggled for work since Parks and Recreation ended it seems?

I knew that as soon as I scrolled down, I would see someone had beaten me to the punch.

 

[blade too long]

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[PeterNdlovu081]

I was putting a lasagne in the oven last night and on the instructions it said, 'Pierce film before cooking'.

So I watched Goldeneye.

 

[Kenilworth]

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Someone sent that to me the other day. It’s brilliant.
Was going to put it in the Man City thread but the vid was on WhatsApp and I couldn’t figure out how to share it on the forum.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

I went to the doctors yesterday and got arrested for headbutting the doctor,the copper asked him why I did it he said "I only told him his wife had acute angina" I most have heard him wrong.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

I've been in a real bad place a lately,not mentally just Rotherham

 

[DifferentClass]

Croatia.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

You noticed you never see piers morgan and the pigeon lady off home alone in the same room

 

[ThatJa]

You noticed you never see piers morgan and the pigeon lady off home alone in the same room
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I mean she died a few months ago so yeah

 

[Dumpty]

 

[Dumpty]

Clive: Let's form a band.


Ulrika: What shall we call ourselves?


Nigel: How about naming ourselves like ABBA?


Tracey: Bad idea.

 

[Uganda Blade]

I woke up with a strawberry in my ear.
I went to see the doctor and he said I should put some cream on it.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

Nigella Lawson bumped into Jeremy Clarkson at some kind of do,she asked Jeremy what he does he said "Top Gear" nigella replied "fucking hell so do I"

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Players are having a well earned break

Timeless

 

[blade too long]

I went to the doctors yesterday and got arrested for headbutting the doctor,the copper asked him why I did it he said "I only told him his wife had acute angina" I most have heard him wrong.

one of Bernard Mannings best offerings

 

[DifferentClass]

Oli Burke has had so much to drink on holiday that he could urinate for five people.

That's right. He needs a P45.

Recycling this one for Tom Cannon!

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

The man who invented the hard boiled egg wrapped in sausage meat has just died.

RIP Scott Chegg

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

In my opinion, if you're going to fight the war on terror, a good place to start would be this nation’s haunted houses.

 

[Bladesman]

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

It's nearly as long. 16 days , world cup '66 was 20.

 

[Silent Blade]

It's nearly as long. 16 days , world cup '66 was 20.

More than 16 days. Our last match was 19th September, our next match is tomorrow so 21 days.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

More than 16 days. Our last match was 19th September, our next match is tomorrow so 21 days.

You'll know better how to judge it than me, how was the '66 duration calculated at 20 days?
If this break and the WC '66 are measured in the same way, what would the numbers be?

 

[Silent Blade]

You'll know better how to judge it than me, how was the '66 duration calculated at 20 days?
If this break and the WC '66 are measured in the same way, what would the numbers be?

First match was England v Uruguay played on Monday 11th July, the final was played on Saturday 30th July.