International break jokes to keep us amused.

[Dellas Cowboys]

I made my wife’s dreams come true and we were married in a castle.

But you wouldn’t have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around!

 

[DifferentClass]

 

[DifferentClass]

 

[de g.]

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Amy Poehler has struggled for work since Parks and Recreation ended it seems?

 

[Guesty]

Amy Poehler has struggled for work since Parks and Recreation ended it seems?

I knew that as soon as I scrolled down, I would see someone had beaten me to the punch.

 

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[PeterNdlovu081]

I was putting a lasagne in the oven last night and on the instructions it said, 'Pierce film before cooking'.

So I watched Goldeneye.

 

[Kenilworth]

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Someone sent that to me the other day. It’s brilliant.
Was going to put it in the Man City thread but the vid was on WhatsApp and I couldn’t figure out how to share it on the forum.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

I went to the doctors yesterday and got arrested for headbutting the doctor,the copper asked him why I did it he said "I only told him his wife had acute angina" I most have heard him wrong.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

I've been in a real bad place a lately,not mentally just Rotherham

 

[DifferentClass]

Croatia.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

You noticed you never see piers morgan and the pigeon lady off home alone in the same room

 

[ThatJa]

You noticed you never see piers morgan and the pigeon lady off home alone in the same room
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I mean she died a few months ago so yeah

 

[Dumpty]

 

[Dumpty]

Clive: Let's form a band.


Ulrika: What shall we call ourselves?


Nigel: How about naming ourselves like ABBA?


Tracey: Bad idea.

 

[Uganda Blade]

I woke up with a strawberry in my ear.
I went to see the doctor and he said I should put some cream on it.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

Nigella Lawson bumped into Jeremy Clarkson at some kind of do,she asked Jeremy what he does he said "Top Gear" nigella replied "fucking hell so do I"