International break jokes to keep us amused.

[Chingo]

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

 

[FatPaul]

Did you hear the one about the blind circumciser?

He got the sack.

Cheap circumcisions?

They're a complete rip off.

 

[derfblade.3]

2 men out sea fishing when one of them catches a squid. Suddenly the squid is sick all over the boat. The guy who caught it gave it to the other guy and said "Here's that sick squid i owe you"

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Did you hear the one about the blind circumciser?

He got the sack.

Aye
In seeking to be be reinstated he asked his boss to cut him some slack

 

[BigBed]

Our Defence.
Our Midfield.
Our Strikers.
Our Keeper.
I could carry on......

 

[Mike325]

International break made by cxxxs.

 

[Bladesman]

I find myself invested in this, I do feel like a tiger on the wing is a mistake.

 

[diode_blade]

I find myself invested in this, I do feel like a tiger on the wing is a mistake.

Thats our current bloody squad!

 

[Bladesman]

Thats our current bloody squad!

Our squad doesn’t have that sort of pace.

 

[Flippity Gibbert]

Our squad doesn’t have that sort of pace.

And we have at least one donkey, an ass and an ostrich (head buried firmly in the ground)

 

[derfblade.3]

Mummy, mummy, daddys going out. Well put some more petrol on then!

 

[DifferentClass]

Thats our current bloody squad!

Nah, sold Hippo to Cov.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I find myself invested in this, I do feel like a tiger on the wing is a mistake.

Surely you'd have fox in the box, it his natural position. Madness.

 

[Champagneblade]

Surely you'd have fox in the box, it his natural position. Madness.

Square pegs, round holes yet again!

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

Recently found out that Richard Gere’s Dad, Gokkel, was a failed ventriloquist.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I keep getting pissed off that it's still the international break.

Then I remember I'm a Blades fan and there's nothing to get back to club football for.

 

[Bladedog]

Had a vindaloo last neet and mi arse is killing me...couldn't afford to pay so chef bummed me.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Had a vindaloo last neet and mi arse is killing me...couldn't afford to pay so chef bummed me.

Gary Delaney come on down!

 

[Bladedog]

Gary Delaney come on down!

Gary Delaney come on down!

Is that who it was? I only heard it last week..quality.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Had a vindaloo last neet and mi arse is killing me...couldn't afford to pay so chef bummed me.

I had a chicken tarka. It's like tikka but a little 'otter

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

 

[Sean Thornton]

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Me Mam loved a party…….

 

[diode_blade]

I once went to a plaice to see two cod get battered, everyone had been carping on about it...
It was souless

 

[Green7361]

However hard you push an envelope it'll always be stationery.

 

[Brian Deane]

However hard you push an envelope it'll always be stationery.

How long did you try to keep moving it until you realised it had you licked

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

Heard 2 Wednesday fans got knocked out outside tesco on infirmary road

Well every little helps

 

[Bell4]

Took the short cut to work through the cemetery . Saw a bloke crouching down behind a headstone - morning , I shouted - no , having a shit he replied

 

[Sean Thornton]

Knock knock

Who’s there

Interrupting cow

……………

 

[DifferentClass]