Stupidest thing you've ever seen on a football pitch

[MojoMuffin]

From recent memory, this one rather annoyed me.

2-1 down and he did this within 10 mins of coming off the bench.

Mind you, could argue Coufal getting a second yellow not long after was similarly stupid, along with the Bowen/Anel incident in the final seconds.

 

[Nedski]

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From recent memory, this one rather annoyed me.

2-1 down and he did this within 10 mins of coming off the bench.

Mind you, could argue Coufal getting a second yellow not long after was similarly stupid, along with the Bowen/Anel incident in the final seconds.

Rothwell's debut probably tops that

 

[The Fox]

This is still a classic

 

[DifferentClass]

Chris Wilder at right back instead of Vas Borbokis in the play off second leg away at Sunderland

Proof that Wilder is useless.

 

[PotterLog]

Adam Davies

 

[knowsnowt]

Uncle Susan back heeling the ball into her own stomach.

 

[ben1987]

Charlie Goodes debut was pretty good

 

[BazWainwright]

A horse breaking free and galloping all over the pitch at a Sunday League juniors game I was sub in at Ecclesfield.

We were really bobbah and were losing 26-0 and the horse coming on had NOTHING to do with me and the other sub enticing it out of an adjacent field through a gap in the bushes AT ALL.

Game abandoned.

 

[BerksBlade]

Keith Gillespie getting sent off after about 5 seconds has got to be up there.

He did twat Stephen Hunt though so not all bad

 

[Gin&Juice]

Linesman getting smacked at Portsmouth
Running out to Star Wars for a while
David Weir did some stupid things. Joe Ironside up front on his own against Carlisle away. Think he was like 17. Also that cameo from Jasper Johns. Never to be seen again at any level of professional or non-league football

 

[Akrotiri_Blades]

Yes. I was there.
Unbelievable.

Me too, I didn't see it just saw the red card and was like WTF but then on MoTD it was pretty obvious, I remember the Reading fans trying to get Paddy to give them a wave with a chant of Fatty, fatty give us a wave.

 

[Beans]

Chris Wilder at right back instead of Vas Borbokis in the play off second leg away at Sunderland

In a similar vein, starting the shell of Enda Stevens over Norrington-Davies in the home leg against Forest.

I think it possibly exists in gif form somewhere but I also still think about the time Baldock took a throwin directly into Osborn's face, watched it bounce out for a goal kick and then had a go at Osborn for it. Possibly Bournemouth at home where MGW got booted up the arse and didn't get a pen.

 

[Gin&Juice]

Simon Tracey also did some stupid shit, especially in his later years.

 

[SRBlade]

In a similar vein, starting the shell of Enda Stevens over Norrington-Davies in the home leg against Forest.

I think it possibly exists in gif form somewhere but I also still think about the time Baldock took a throwin directly into Osborn's face, watched it bounce out for a goal kick and then had a go at Osborn for it. Possibly Bournemouth at home where MGW got booted up the arse and didn't get a pen.

I have tried and tried to find this clip and I have yet to find one. Definitely one of the funniest things I've seen during a match of ours.

 

[Gin&Juice]

Wasn’t on the pitch. But does anyone remember when we overplayed Tom Hark and the club released a CD with the cover being Peter Ndlovu with oversized sunglasses and a giant inflatable saxaphone? That was pretty fucking stupid.

 

[Rochdaleblade]

Charlton Palmers face

 

[sufc323]

Wasn’t on the pitch. But does anyone remember when we overplayed Tom Hark and the club released a CD with the cover being Peter Ndlovu with oversized sunglasses and a giant inflatable saxaphone? That was pretty fucking stupid.

The Gaz band

 

[BladeByChoice]

Oliver Burke

 

[Sir Nick Montgomery]

When we beat the pigs 2-0 back in 1991. In the build up to Whitehouse’s goal I think it was Warhurst & Sheridan who ran head first into each other

 

[KenT]

Yes. I was there.
Unbelievable.

Me too

 

[Caveblade]

Rothwell's debut probably tops that

Or Charlie Goode?

Edit, just seen the post above

 

[Cam26utb]

Oil Norwood just booting the ball straight out of play with no one anywhere near him at Aston villa when we was 1 nil up in prem a couple of years ago

 

[DifferentClass]

Charlton Palmers face

*Carl Leighton

 

[MKY]

In a similar vein, starting the shell of Enda Stevens over Norrington-Davies in the home leg against Forest.

I think it possibly exists in gif form somewhere but I also still think about the time Baldock took a throwin directly into Osborn's face, watched it bounce out for a goal kick and then had a go at Osborn for it. Possibly Bournemouth at home where MGW got booted up the arse and didn't get a pen.

Saw that MGW kick from the BLUT & it clearly lifted him into the air.

 

[Rochdaleblade]

*Carl Leighton

My phone genuinely autocorrected it to Charlton Palmer.

 

[diode_blade]

When we beat the pigs 2-0 back in 1991. In the build up to Whitehouse’s goal I think it was Warhurst & Sheridan who ran head first into each other

Yup led to dane whitehouse scoring in the second minute.

 

[DifferentClass]

A horse breaking free and galloping all over the pitch at a Sunday League juniors game I was sub in at Ecclesfield.

We were really bobbah and were losing 26-0 and the horse coming on had NOTHING to do with me and the other sub enticing it out of an adjacent field through a gap in the bushes AT ALL.

Game abandoned.

Sure Andy Carroll weren't mekking an unsolicited cameo?

 

[Kenilworth]

Charlton Palmers face

I was about to state that I was torn between deciding if it was Mel Sterland or Carlton

 

[Guesty]

Charlie Goodes debut was pretty good

Or Charlie Goode?

Edit, just seen the post above

I don't think it was his debut. Second game, as I recall. Maybe his first start?

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

Woolford