Chong needs a song

[BazWainwright]

Didn't Sun Jihai have a song about his dad owning a chippy and eating dogs? Can't we just change the words so it's Chong?

Like the

"Adebayor, Adebyor!
His dad washes elephants,
And his mother's a [lady of ill repute]!"

I am quoting, not affirming, by the way.

 

[brownblade]

I thought we’d already agreed on the cover to The Thong* Song by Nelly?

*also known as the Thongue Song by fifty shades of blade

Has to be.

We like it when Tahith runs
Love it when Tahith runs
Past his man
It's Chong Chong Chong Chong Chong

 

[Dkc]

King Chong Journeyman covered in hair
King Chong Journeyman no good in the air

 

[blade too long]

sing , sing for Chong
passes simple passes long
no matter those who diss him
he never gets it wrong
just sing , sing for Chong



when he passses without looking it Talithpathic

 

[Bell4]

If anyone can add lyrics to the Pretenders song - " Dont get me Chong" that would help.

Don’t get me Chong
His hair is not in fashion
We thought that he was shite
Whenever he came on

Don’t get me Chong
He’s no Colin Morris
But he looks a bit like Brooks
Except he’s got streaked hair

Don’t get me Chong ong ong ong
He runs like he’s had a skin ful
But that fits in with
The culture carriers club

Don’t get me Chong
He’s could sing with the Styalistics
He’s a lovely lad
I’d like to marry him

Etc etc

 

[Kenilworth]

sing , sing for Chong
passes simple passes long
no matter those who diss him
he never gets it wrong
just sing , sing for Chong



when he passses without looking it Talithpathic

And when he regularly effs up a pass it’s Tahithpathetic

 

[BazWainwright]

Don’t get me Chong
He’s could sing with the Styalistics
He’s a lovely lad
I’d like to marry him

Etc etc

 

[Bell4]

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He might just be fantastic

Don’t get Chong Wrong

 

[BazWainwright]

He might just be fantastic

Don’t get Chong Wrong

Yeah, but docking Chong's dong is just wrong all along

And as for a song, some of these posters sound like they've been tooting a bong.

 

[LBA_Blade]

Slightly adjusted to make it ours...

To the tune of "Freed From Desire"​

Chongy's on fire,
Defenders all retire,
Running down the wing,
Hear the supporters sing!
Na-na-na-na-na, Tahith Chong!
Na-na-na-na-na, Tahith Chong!

 

[DifferentClass]

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Chong could turn that bloke who rammed into a gay pride parade gay.

 

[Blade In Flame]

"Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody wank Chong tonight"

Hmmm, maybe not. Maybe if he scores the goal that gets us promoted though, eh?

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Get it on
Bang a gong
Tahith Chong

Dirty and sweet bit optional

 

[ScottBlade]

Won't you help to sing
These Chongs of freedom
Cause all I ever have
Tahith Chong
Tahith Chong

Edit: Never mind its already been done.

 

[highgreeninjapan]

I found it incredibly frustrating at Derby away last game of the season people were singing (to the tune of Zombie)

“He’s in your head
Tahith Chong”

Which does not scan, whilst the far more obvious and scannable

“He’s in your head
Chongeh, Chongeh, Chong-eh-eh-eh”

was overlooked.

Whilst I’m on a rant we seem to be down to two “nah’s” on the end of the chip butty song now and “ooooh to be a Blades man” is now a long forgotten relic. People can’t seem to get to the end fast enough (also see ‘Can’t help falling in love and any occasional rendition of ‘Michael Brown, my lord’). I refuse to join in on any pointlessly abbreviated version.

I like the Cranberries Zombie idea. How’s

“He’s got big haiiirrrrrrrrr, got big haiiiirrrrrrrrr. Chongeh, Chongeh, Chongeh-geh-geh. He’s got big haiiiirrrrrrr…..”

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Chong !
Chong !
Here comes the hair !

Repeat

 

[The Fox]

Don’t get me Chong
His hair is not in fashion
We thought that he was shite
Whenever he came on

Don’t get me Chong
He’s no Colin Morris
But he looks a bit like Brooks
Except he’s got streaked hair

Don’t get me Chong ong ong ong
He runs like he’s had a skin ful
But that fits in with
The culture carriers club

Don’t get me Chong
He’s could sing with the Styalistics
He’s a lovely lad
I’d like to marry him

Etc etc

A quite brilliant effort worty of a Novello

 

[s20Blade]

Like the

"Adebayor, Adebyor!
His dad washes elephants,
And his mother's a [lady of ill repute]!"

I am quoting, not affirming, by the way.

We didn't aporeciate it at the time and now it's all gone

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Chong is the hairiest midfielder that we've ever had
TC was pretty hairy too
He was a hairy midfielder, you can ask your dad

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

Kings of Leon

Oohhhhhhhhh

Chongs hair is on fire

 

[pollster]

Play Chong on the left
Play Chong on the left
** you **** Wilder
Just play Chong on the left

To be followed by

You can stick 'inverted wingers' up your ****
You can stick 'inverted wingers' up your ****
You can stick 'inverted wingers'
stick 'inverted wingers'
stick 'inverted wingers' up your ****
SIDEWAYS


'Football is a simple game complicated by people who should know better'
So said a GOOD man who took a mediocre second division team
(as Wilder has made SUFC, despite inheriting the best crop of young players in living memory)
and set them up to be the biggest team in Europe for years.

 

[Kendal]

There can be only one!

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Yeah, Thong Song is the real answer. No tricky words to remember either.

"All night long, super Tahith Chong, baby, that Chong, Ch-Chong Chong Chong"

 

[Varkanoid]

We'll be singin'
When we're winnin'
We'll be singin'

Chong get knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never gonna keep him down
Chong get knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never gonna keep him down

by Chongawamba

 

[Bla blade]

Ta Chong
Ta Chong …..
to the “tune” of George Long

 

[DifferentClass]

We didn't aporeciate it at the time and now it's all gone

Pretty sure you could get banned now if you sang that!

 

[Carlton Blade]

Beastie Boys, "Girls"

Chong, du du du du, du du du du du
Chong, du du du du, du du du du du
Chong, du du du du, du du du du du
Chong, du du du du, du du du du du
Chong, du du du du, du du du du du

 

[ChuntyMalone]

Your Song - Tahith Chong (missed a verse out cos I ran out of ideas)


He looks a bit funny
Long hair and thin thighs
He's not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money, but boy if I did
I'd buy Curacao shirt and a Chongy wig

And you can tell everybody
It's Tahith Chong
I used to like Brooksy, but now that he's gone
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in the words
How I've always liked you and your luscious curls

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Beastie Boys, "Girls"

Chong, du du du du, du du du du du
Chong, du du du du, du du du du du
Chong, du du du du, du du du du du
Chong, du du du du, du du du du du
Chong, du du du du, du du du du du

All I really want is Chong
And in the morning it's Chong
And in the evening it's Chong

 

[southend_blade]

To the tune of It Won't Be Long by Beatles
It won't be long (long) long (long) long (long) long
Until it's Chong (Chong) Chong (Chong) Chong (Chong) Chong
It won't be long, till Chongey scores a few...