Three American Blades: Ask Us Anything

[Rodley]

If you had to be one of these two gentlemen, which one would you be and why?

 

[Nessman930]

Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?

And on a serious note, do any of you live in LA? I

I’m an LA Blade!

 

[Melbourne Blade]

If you're having a ham & cheese roll do you butter both sides of the roll or just the bottom? And why.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

I wish I could answer half these questions!

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

I’m an LA Blade!

Rich cunt!

 

[Davalon]

I’m an LA Blade!

Sent you a PM

 

[Nessman930]

Rich cunt!

I wish! Housing is absolutely ridiculous here.

 

[toledo]

What's the best Fish and Chip place in the US?

I found The Pub in Dayton, Ohio. Also, The Last Queen in Enon, Ohio which is owned by a guy from Southampton.

What other places do we have US Blades?

toledo

 

[The Fox]

I wish! Housing is absolutely ridiculous here.

Dont worry about the daft questions , your not the 1st . When Selles was appointed our local radio station asked for questions for the new manager.

Some of my favourites were.

Do you think there will ever be a man born that can swim faster than a shark?

Who invented the skip?

Ruben, tits or arse?

Can you put chorizo in paella?

What’s a cocoa-shunter?

Have you ever thrown a kettle over a pub?


You'll get used to it .. or not .

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

I’m an LA Blade!

Rich cunt!

What's the best Fish and Chip place in the US?

I found The Pub in Dayton, Ohio. Also, The Last Queen in Enon, Ohio which is owned by a guy from Southampton.

What other places do we have US Blades?

toledo

Never had good fish and chips since I've been here, but not sure I've looked they hard either!

Our company is building a new factory in Ohio, so might have to visit (to eat fish and chips!)

 

[Nessman930]

What's the best Fish and Chip place in the US?

I found The Pub in Dayton, Ohio. Also, The Last Queen in Enon, Ohio which is owned by a guy from Southampton.

What other places do we have US Blades?

toledo

The best chippy in the US imho is The Codfather in Las Vegas. Owned by a Blade and they have Hendos.

 

[DifferentClass]

Well this thread is going about as well as you'd expect...

 

[Brian Deane]

Okay then.

If you've got two lights on in your living room during the day, when it gets dark at night your living room will become darker even though the same two lights are still on.

Depends if the lamps have working bulbs and are actually plugged in

 

[Brian Deane]

Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?

And on a serious note, do any of you live in LA? I

Freeze to death 100%

 

[Æthelstan]

Why did you subject yourself to the torture of supporting the Mighty Blades?

 

[Nessman930]

Well this thread is going about as well as you'd expect...

Wouldn’t have it any other way.

 

[MKY]

Is it very small, or very far away?

 

[Dkc]

What's the best Fish and Chip place in the US?

I found The Pub in Dayton, Ohio. Also, The Last Queen in Enon, Ohio which is owned by a guy from Southampton.

What other places do we have US Blades?

toledo

I was a US Blade for ten years 2006-2106. The early years were before the days of digital TV so fans of all colours would meet at New York's only dedicated football bar at the time, Nevada Smiths. They had a complicated satellite setup and there could be six games on at the same time.

The Irish owners of Nevada's went on separately to open the Football Factory on 33rd St and Smithfield near Penn Station. They both carry on the tradition of doing their best to show any game you ask for. These are still the best places to go in NYC if you want to watch non-PL football (though they always show the PL too).

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Well this thread is going about as well as you'd expect...

I'm waiting for answers!

 

[The Fox]

I'm waiting for answers!

Patience.

They're probably tied up in a Pork Pie debate or wondering why washing machines tell lies .

 

[DifferentClass]

Is it very small, or very far away?

Just admit it, it's small.

 

[Bell4]

Well then can I ask why does my piss always smell of Sugar Puffs, I don't even like bloody Sugar Puffs?!

Mine just smells of puffs

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Mine just smells of puffs

I was going to ask if you're a sausage jockey, then realised you can't say that in 2026.

Instead I will ask, are you like Mr Starmer, and like young men with firm buttocks?

 

[Bell4]

I was going to ask if you're a sausage jockey, then realised you can't say that in 2026.

Instead I will ask, are you like Mr Starmer, and like young men with firm buttocks?

Im totally heterosexual but have a fondness for anyone with brylcreamed hair .

I haven’t seen a firm buttock since 1972

I think Sir Starmer is a fire cracker

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Im totally heterosexual but have a fondness for anyone with brylcreamed hair .

I haven’t seen a firm buttock since 1972

I think Sir Starmer is a fire cracker

I'm hanging onto my hair, I make Alan Shearer look like 1980s Jon Bon Jovi!

 

[Bell4]

I'm hanging onto my hair, I make Alan Shearer look like 1980s Jon Bon Jovi!

I make Jon Bon sound like Alan shearer

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Because in the beginning God created Light, ‘The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness cannot shut it out’, fact!

Amen.

 

[Nessman930]

Patience.

They're probably tied up in a Pork Pie debate or wondering why washing machines tell lies .

We will post the podcast in this thread once recorded, and probably go back and answer all the questions anyway in case you can’t bear an hour+ of our accents.

 

[JohnDenver]

I’m an LA Blade!

Who killed the Black Dahlia?

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

We will post the podcast in this thread once recorded, and probably go back and answer all the questions anyway in case you can’t bear an hour+ of our accents.

Can we ask more than one question?