Three American Blades: Ask Us Anything

[Nessman930]

Noah from the Red Half of Sheffield here. In grand offseason tradition when there is F all to talk about, Chad, Simon and I are doing a mailbag/ask us anything podcast.

Any questions you want answered from three American Blades?

 

[Pedro Verde]

What is the air speed velocity of an African Swallow ?

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Noah from the Red Half of Sheffield here. In grand offseason tradition when there is F all to talk about, Chad, Simon and I are doing a mailbag/ask us anything podcast.

Any questions you want answered from three American Blades?

Would you rather have a tattoo of Donald Trump's arse on your face, or a tattoo of his face on your arse?

 

[bladesmanluke]

Why does it sting when I piss?

 

[Rochdaleblade]

Off season favourites

Is Michael Palin a Blade or a pig?

Should Celtic and Rangers join the premier league?

Did Billy Whitehurst chin Vinnie Jones?

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Why does it sting when I piss?

Well then can I ask why does my piss always smell of Sugar Puffs, I don't even like bloody Sugar Puffs?!

 

[Brian Deane]

Why did you purchase the Club ?

 

[GodricBlade]

If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can’t I paint you?

 

[Frank the tank]

Sunderland or blades ?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Why can you add light to make it less dark, but you can't add darkness to make it less light?

 

[Varkanoid]

Do you have problems describing you like Sheffield United the Football club or do you have to describe it as a Soccer club ?

 

[Russ]

What are your real jobs. (We know chad works on themuppet show.)

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Why can you add light to make it less dark, but you can't add darkness to make it less light?

You can.

If you've got two lights on in your living room and you turn one off it gets darker.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

You can.

If you've got two lights on in your living room and you turn one off it gets darker.

Surely that's removing light not adding darkness?

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Surely that's removing light not adding darkness?

Okay then.

If you've got two lights on in your living room during the day, when it gets dark at night your living room will become darker even though the same two lights are still on.

 

[The Vicar]

Why can you add light to make it less dark, but you can't add darkness to make it less light?

Because in the beginning God created Light, ‘The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness cannot shut it out’, fact!

 

[Dkc]

There is a crack, a crack in everything. That's where the light gets in.

 

[Reverend Frank]

I’ll ask a proper one (boo). Which NFL club would be the equivalent of the Blades (you can do baseball or basketball, but I don’t follow them).
Now, back to madness:
Who is the fattest sports star in America, and could he do a job for the Blades?

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Why do dogs have cold noses?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Why does it sting when I piss?

And as an extension of this, why does it sometimes split, and go everywhere when I piss?

Allegedly.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

We've lost our member, Yank.

Is he with you?

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Why does it sting when I piss?

Those bushes mate, they're nettles.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Well then can I ask why does my piss always smell of Sugar Puffs, I don't even like bloody Sugar Puffs?!

Probs diabetic mate. That or a urine infection. Or eating Sugar Puffs in your sleep.

 

[Westran]

Off season favourites

Is Michael Palin a Blade or a pig?

Should Celtic and Rangers join the premier league?

Did Billy Whitehurst chin Vinnie Jones?

Did Claude Davis pull a knife on Adi Akinbye?

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Probs diabetic mate. That or a urine infection. Or eating Sugar Puffs in your sleep.

I knew I shouldn't be shagging the Honey Monster!

 

[derfblade.3]

Does acupuncture cure pins and needles?

 

[Brownieblade]

Noah from the Red Half of Sheffield here. In grand offseason tradition when there is F all to talk about, Chad, Simon and I are doing a mailbag/ask us anything podcast.

Any questions you want answered from three American Blades?

How did you 3 get into United

 

[Brownieblade]

I’ll ask a proper one (boo). Which NFL club would be the equivalent of the Blades (you can do baseball or basketball, but I don’t follow them).
Now, back to madness:
Who is the fattest sports star in America, and could he do a job for the Blades?

I would suggest the lions

 

[Davalon]

Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?

And on a serious note, do any of you live in LA? I

 

[LardSardine]

Go on then. Since nobody else asked it yet.

What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

Sorry. What do you think about the pedestrianization of Norwich city center?