Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Chimpan-A]

Sharpnado - When a hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of barrel-chested strikers are swept up in tornadoes and deposited all over the city, where they terrorize residents.

 

[DifferentClass]

Hammond's Organ- XXX fun with Dean Hammond.

Also starring Mark "Whopper" Moorhouse.

 

[William Large]

Desperately Seeking Souza - chaos ensues when bored midfielder Sydie Peck loses his memory and is mistaken for a party-loving drifter named Vini Souza.

Have a like purely for the name of the show. Quality.

 

[William Large]

Moore, Monty and the moron on the moors.

Slick haired, Welsh play off final villain Kieffer, embarks on a tour of UK’s most isolated moorland with Mark the Pitsmoor armed robber as his unlikely companion.

The pair set off across Dartmoor in high spirits, but unfortunately as Mark refused to wear walking boots, choosing his once ice white Lonsdale slip ons instead, he is unable to keep up with the lanky Welshman.

This leads to a series of tantrums from Mark where he predictably squeals about it all being ‘Mester Chansseeeereh’s’ fault and vows to not buy tuna again, unless the EFL intervene and force Kieffer into giving him a piggy back.

No fucks are given by Kieffer who ploughs on ahead. By sheer coincidence Nick ‘Monty’ Montgomery is also on Dartmoor and hears piggy Mark’s squeals.

Rather than assisting the pie faced, scrubber, our hero takes great delight in following him and hurling continued sorties of (unlike his passes) well aimed lumps of sheep shit in his direction.

At the end of the day, Kieffer and Monty retire to a local pub sharing a few pints and laughs about the day’s events.

Mark shuffles off home ‘on his ones’ whilst chuntering that he is the winner on the day as Kieffer should have finished the walk 5 hours earlier than him instead of 2. And that’s from a Man City fan….

 

[The Crab]

AI AI oh…..

Former Blades “consultant” James Bord takes us on a journey into the world of Artificial Intelligence.

He reveals that his machine actually takes a deep dive into non intelligence. With the outer shell of an Atari 2600 and the guts of a 70s eight track player James shows us the inner workings of his unique recruitment system.

With Nicky “Monty” Montgomery as James Bord and Mark Moorhouse as Artificial Non Intelligence with a special appearance from the ghost of Conway Twitty

 

[Cassius Kray]

OSCARS SPECIAL
(with a little help from our neighbours)

Double Bill: One Bottle After Another & Party Supreme - join Wilder and the team as they celebrate an unlikely victory in the 2026 playoff final.

The Running Man - a deluxe 12 disc Blueray box set of Nick 'Monty' Montgomery's best bits.

Frankenstein - watch as Henrik Pedersen randomly sticks together various lifeless scraps of meat and tries to pretend it's a real football team.

The Secret Agent - a janky Betamax of Dean 'the Ghost' Hammond's best bits.

F1 - with the latest takeover bid hitting the rocks, Wendy's administrators take to glumly hammering their keyboard in the hope that Clippy can rescue them from a desperate situation.

 

[Sean Thornton]

OSCARS SPECIAL
(with a little help from our neighbours)

Double Bill: One Bottle After Another & Party Supreme - join Wilder and the team as they celebrate an unlikely victory in the 2026 playoff final.

The Running Man - a deluxe 12 disc Blueray box set of Nick 'Monty' Montgomery's best bits.

Frankenstein - watch as Henrik Pedersen randomly sticks together various lifeless scraps of meat and tries to pretend it's a real football team.

The Secret Agent - a janky Betamax of Dean 'the Ghost' Hammond's best bits.

F1 - with the latest takeover bid hitting the rocks, Wendy's administrators take to glumly hammering their keyboard in the hope that Clippy can rescue them from a desperate situation.

Frankenstein - watch as Henrik Pedersen randomly sticks together various lifeless scraps of meat and tries to pretend it's a real football team.


Bravo Sir, Bravo!

 

[Tongeincheek]

Patrick Suffo starts his own Anthony Bourdaine-esque travel show, travelling the world to find the best meals, adventures and good times.
Whilst visiting these places he wears a crown to establish his credentials as a VIP.

"Suffo-King Good!" will be live-streaming at 3AM on a Youtube channel that you are not sure how you ended up clicking on in the first place.

 

[Selly]

Coming up on BBC Three this evening, Louie and Gareth Barry travel to visit the area made famous by Gavin and Stacey.

That's "Barry and Barry do Barry" at 8pm tonight

 

[DifferentClass]

Kalvin's Calvins:

The veritable Mr. Phillips discusses the latest trends in fashion, this time taking in men's underwear.

Starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Beige Y-Fronts Guy #2.

 

[dexter101]

Slim Army.

Norwich City Midfielder Anis Ben Slimane hosts a Channel 4 Lifestyle show, showing the military the best ways to make their uniforms more flattering.

Executive Producers include Trinny and Suzannah

 

[biggiesablade]

Rothwell Makes Broth, Well.

Rothwell makes a couple broths, very nice broths.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Kalvin's Calvins:

The veritable Mr. Phillips discusses the latest trends in fashion, this time taking in men's underwear.

Starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Beige Y-Fronts Guy #2.

And our favourite S6 supporter as "patchy bright yellow Y-Fronts Guy #3"

 

[The Crab]

World Waugh Three

Former Blades keeper Keith Waugh presents a layman’s guide to the various conflicts occurring around the world and the existential threat they bring. Dr Erik Mega-Tonne is the studio guest bringing us analysis of modern nuclear weapon yields.

Also starring Nick “Monty” Montgomery as the voice of the Protect and Survive videos and Mark Moorhouse as Donald Trump

 

[DifferentClass]

World Waugh Three

Former Blades keeper Keith Waugh presents a layman’s guide to the various conflicts occurring around the world and the existential threat they bring. Dr Erik Mega-Tonne is the studio guest bringing us analysis of modern nuclear weapon yields.

Also starring Nick “Monty” Montgomery as the voice of the Protect and Survive videos and Mark Moorhouse as Donald Trump

Having Mark play The Donald is an insult to The Donald!