We can't win today!!!

[Mad Mick]

Of course, we can, but let me elaborate.
If they get any sort of victory, it will be the biggest win since my rubber doll gave me a blow job.
If it's a draw, it will be their biggest win since Paddington Bear gave Winnie the Pooh a backscuttle.
If we win 1- nil, they will say we were lucky bastards.
If it's 2 - nil, we were lucky and the ref was bent.
If it's 3 nil we were lucky, the ref was bent and they only played their under-14s.
Any more and they'll fall back on the fact that they had the biggest crowd ever of 32.000 with 100,000 locked out.
I tell you, we are fucked.

 

[Bell4]

Of course, we can, but let me elaborate.
If they get any sort of victory, it will be the biggest win since my rubber doll gave me a blow job.
If it's a draw, it will be their biggest win since Paddington Bear gave Winnie the Pooh a backscuttle.
If we win 1- nil, they will say we were lucky bastards.
If it's 2 - nil, we were lucky and the ref was bent.
If it's 3 nil we were lucky, the ref was bent and they only played their under-14s.
Any more and they'll fall back on the fact that they had the biggest crowd ever of 32.000 with 100,000 locked out.
I tell you, we are fucked.

Agree with all you say

Now then , this rubber doll - I can get one where? (Needs checking on H&S compliance)

 

[Chris the Blade]

A win's a win pal even if it goes in off Tom Cannon's backside in the 97th minute

 

[Torrix1889]

A win's a win pal even if it goes in off Tom Cannon's backside in the 97th minute

Hopefully Cannon is nowhere near the match day squad, let alone on the pitch.

 

[MKY]

If we win (however we win?) then great. Back home with the 3pts & ignore their twisted logic.

 

[Flippity Gibbert]

I don’t understand their “it’s a hollow victory unless it’s four clear goals” argument. If they are truly as bad as they say, then surely all the teams that they have played who are above us, should have dicked them by at least that same margin. I can only recall Coventry doing that, so the argument doesn’t stand up. Unless I am missing something?

 

[Geordie Blade]

It doesn’t matter what they think. Their take on these things is utter deluded nonsense, designed to wrap themselves in cotton wool and not face reality for what it is.

 

[originaltrueblade]

Oh yes we can and give em a right hammering

 

[Snowflake]

Hopefully Cannon is nowhere near the match day squad, let alone on the pitch.

God job you were wrong !!