Outgoing? Michael Cooper

[Wards]

Stubbed his finger on his wife's cervix YHIHF

 

[Stretch]

Where's that from?

A few posters in shoutbox who have been told. Seems as legit as anything else which is just speculation at the moment

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

True although do they bother making those sort of announcements for friendly matches? As fans assume there will typically be a rotation of players anyway?

Especially when there'll be "Beattie Flu"-esque comments and people won't believe them anyway

 

[wizadry]

United know that his absence will spark a flurry of concern and rumours.

Why not just nip it in the bud in advance or when the team is announced?

Unless there IS something to be concerned about

Exactly this, it’s taken until 10 mins before kick off for the news to come out that it’s allegedly a slight hand injury, now if that’s true then why not just say that when the lineup came out?

 

[blAdes96]

He has 3 years left on a 4 year deal after having had a fantastic Championship season - it would make no business sense for owners to sell. Especially for what reports are circulating, around 10 mill, he's worth more.. It would also really hamper our prospects of Promotion, not having such a good number 1 - which is what the owners aim is. Also, he'd be worth 10X if we get promoted this year!

Unless Burnley sell Trafford for 40m, but we'll KNOW they need a keeper, so will have a better bargaining position. Also, with them being thought to be fodder and likely to be coming straight back down...

 

[coolasanidiot]

This would be a disaster if he left, starting to realise how pigs must be feeling now

1000% this. Davies is poor and Grbic is terrible.For once we have found a gem of a keeper - there is no reason on earth to sell this early his value will only rise.

If he goes you definitely would have to question WTF is going on and who exact is advising these Yanks.

 

[Tongeincheek]

isn’t it funny that people have different bed-wetting thresholds.
I laughed at the bed-wetting when he was left out for the last match, and yet this time my bed is most definitely not dry.

 

[Bladesman]

isn’t it funny that people have different bed-wetting thresholds.
I laughed at the bed-wetting when he was left out for the last match, and yet this time my bed is most definitely not dry.

Yeah left out of one friendly I understood but this one is causing a moist mattress.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

True although do they bother making those sort of announcements for friendly matches? As fans assume there will typically be a rotation of players anyway?

They announced it in advance of the Rotherham friendly

 

[NateDogg]

Let's be honest, he's fucked Plymouth over to come to us. Hes got no allegiance to us and as much as I really don't want him to go hes only like any other Footballer that is looking for the best opportunity for his own career. We're lucky he's on a longish contract and we can demand a good fee if he pushes for a move. Can't say I won't be gutted but there we go.

All this about £10m has to be bollocks. I wouldn't even entertain bids of £10m. Its got to be at least £25m up front based on today's prices and given his contract, age, ability and nationality.

 

[TJ blade]

Let's be honest, he's fucked Plymouth over to come to us. Hes got no allegiance to us and as much as I really don't want him to go hes only like any other Footballer that is looking for the best opportunity for his own career. We're lucky he's on a longish contract and we can demand a good fee if he pushes for a move. Can't say I won't be gutted but there we go.

All this about £10m has to be bollocks. I wouldn't even entertain bids of £10m. Its got to be at least £25m up front based on today's prices and given his contract, age, ability and nationality.

Change your bed mate its sopping wet

 

[NateDogg]

Change your bed mate its sopping wet

Haha course ill be gutted if hes going but do i think hes injured? Not at all. He knows how good he is and knows theres obviously interest. Its happened so many times to this club and will happen many more times. This time im probably more bothered because its so long since we had a good keeper we owned and hoped we'd hold onto this one.

 

[Martsufc]

Long time lurker, not itk or anything not claiming to be.

Delivered to coops about 2 weeks ago, house now up for sale on a property website.

Could be nothing but ya never know

 

[Frank the tank]

Anyone who thinks hes not playing because 'he's already number 1' or we're 'trying to figure out who our number 2 is' wants their head checking.

Only 3 reasons he's not playing;

Heads been turned by a bid
Injured
Fallen out with the manager

Yes they are the only possible reasons
If you're a Fanny

 

[Cappy]

Long time lurker, not itk or anything not claiming to be.

Delivered to coops about 2 weeks ago, house now up for sale on a property website.

Could be nothing but ya never know

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

I don't believe you'd put your house immediately up for sale, either prior to signing a contract, or within days of agreeing one.

 

[Martsufc]

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[Frank the tank]

As I say could be nothing

Could be moving house

 

[CaptainMorgans]

As I say could be nothing

Not sure sharing that was the best idea.. still time to edit post

 

[Martsufc]

Could be moving house

Probably is mate just posting what I know

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Yes they are the only possible reasons
If you're a Fanny

But I'm right.

 

[Ginger Gnome]

As I say could be nothing

That house is kind of ugly, not surprised he doesn't want to live there

 

[Frank the tank]

But I'm right.

Well done you

 

[Danetheblade]

Not sure sharing that was the best idea.. still time to edit post

Thanks Cap. Whilst I appreciate Martsufc giving me some free advertising, I'm not interested in paying commission based on a sale.

 

[mattbianco1]

The replies don't hide the deleted post

Although the framed shirts on the wall don't tally with Cooper.

One of them is United's 2019/20 PL away shirt. Looks like there's a villa shirt up there too.
Neither link to Cooper for or against...

Definitely a players house though. There's an EFL M.o.M trophy on the table

 

[CaptainMorgans]

The replies don't hide the deleted post

Annoyingly I can't edit. Foxy , sorry to ask, are you able to delete?

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Hand injury.

Chill.

Hand flu?

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

Added to rightmove on 10th July

 

[Sam64]

Don't know why the bloke would lie but those are some odds kits to have up if you're Michael Cooper. Aston Villa, Sheff Utd 19/20 away kit, ROI, photos of a guy scoring in white. Has he been living in Callum Robinson's house?

 

[Stretch]

Let's see what Selles says, if he says anything at all