Roy's View From... Pre-Match View From Wednesday

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Obviously if we lose there will be no post match so hopefully see you Sunday
 

Cheers Roy. Absolute gold from them as usual. 2 standouts: the one who says if there is any justice they will win. Why, exactly? How have they been wronged in the last 5 derbies? Then the one who says wherever he goes in the world they have never heard of us but have heard of them. I presume he has never traveled outside of S6, as I can direct him to several places in Italy, Turkey, France and America to name a few that might change his opinion.
 

Obviously if we lose there will be no post match so hopefully see you Sunday
If we win you'll be trawling the depths of the Internet because they will have crawled back under their stones again.
 
Cheers Roy. Absolute gold from them as usual. 2 standouts: the one who says if there is any justice they will win. Why, exactly? How have they been wronged in the last 5 derbies? Then the one who says wherever he goes in the world they have never heard of us but have heard of them. I presume he has never traveled outside of S6, as I can direct him to several places in Italy, Turkey, France and America to name a few that might change his opinion.

The guy going round for world asking who's bigger out of United and Wednesday is tied with the guy who thinks they've had bigger highs than us over the last 20 years for me. They're kings in the world they invent in their heads.
 
Their delusion has no bounds. WFT are they on?

They are so obsessed with us and obsessed with telling each other how much bigger and better they are than us. Don't they look at the league table, recent derby results and achievements over the last 25 years?

Oh, and apparently, getting promoted to the Premier League is not an achievment after all. Bugger!
 
If we win you'll be trawling the depths of the Internet because they will have crawled back under their stones again.
I would love to believe that but they will simply don their tin foil hats to wail about parachute payments, bully boy tactics, moral victories, contrasting management styles, they’ll struggle if they go up, blah blah repeat to fade.
 
Their delusion has no bounds. WFT are they on?

They are so obsessed with us and obsessed with telling each other how much bigger and better they are than us. Don't they look at the league table, recent derby results and achievements over the last 25 years?

Oh, and apparently, getting promoted to the Premier League is not an achievment after all. Bugger!

Beating Wycombe to get promoted to the Championship is better than beating Ipswich to get promoted to a division they've not been in for 25 years apparently. Who would have thought it?
 
Cheers Roy. Absolute gold from them as usual. 2 standouts: the one who says if there is any justice they will win. Why, exactly? How have they been wronged in the last 5 derbies? Then the one who says wherever he goes in the world they have never heard of us but have heard of them. I presume he has never traveled outside of S6, as I can direct him to several places in Italy, Turkey, France and America to name a few that might change his opinion.
I went to Tanzania a few months back on a humanitarian trip, and to be fair the amount of Bannan and Windass shirts over there was insane. A fella who'd never seen a white man before knew immediately who Max Lowe was when a translator questioned him for me. The crazy part was, he didn't know Max had ever played for anyone else before joining Wednesday.
Kin hell, you see a pig towel on a Benidorm sunbed and they think they've colonised a country. Why the hell would they have a fan base anywhere other than Barnsley and Parsons Cross?
 

Their delusion has no bounds. WFT are they on?

They are so obsessed with us and obsessed with telling each other how much bigger and better they are than us. Don't they look at the league table, recent derby results and achievements over the last 25 years?

Oh, and apparently, getting promoted to the Premier League is not an achievment after all. Bugger!
Achievement has been redefined in the OED as “scraping promotion from the third tier of English football by a cat’s cock hair”
 
Tales from the dark side 2025 edition available from all shit outlets in the reduced bin section.
They love a bullshit story of things that never happened, just keep your mouth closed until the fat lady sings ffs, another classic collection that will be stored in the internet of time to be used over and over again 😂😂
 
Tales from the dark side 2025 edition available from all shit outlets in the reduced bin section.
They love a bullshit story of things that never happened, just keep your mouth closed until the fat lady sings ffs, another classic collection that will be stored in the internet of time to be used over and over again 😂😂
Yeah, but but but it doesn't matter if we win because they will always be bigger and better with more class wa wa wa 😂
 
If they really try they may even have a shot this time. Something we've not seen from them since the infamous, never to be forgotten, best result and moment we've ever had in the last 100 years, 2-4 result.
 
My personal favourites…

Those fathers, grandfathers and perhaps great grandfathers that saw them take on a second hand nickname of the Blades, take on a second hand football ground at Bramall Lane… how old does this misinformed prick think our fans are?

They’ve had nothing like Cardiff 05, Wycombe 12, P’boro/Barnsley 23 - ah yes, League One play off finals/2nd place… the league we won with 100 points. No mention of the 3, likely soon to be 4 automatic promotions to the Premier League, numerous cup runs/beating top opposition…
 
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Bizzare set of comments.

1) They have already taken two points off us because we played a weaker side on Tuesday in anticipation of playing them.
2) Quote "Boxing day 1979 still grates on them" - conveniently forgetting the more recent 4-2 at Hillsborough.
3) "free hit as nobody outside the club and fan base expect us to get anything" excuses already!
4) “They are by far the better team, they have paid sums for players we could only dream of" - apart from Canon most of our team are frees or youth. All Transfer fees offset by sales.
5) Most bizarre ward goes to “Queen Elizabeth II was born, grew up, had 4 children, had the longest reign in British history, and had a life of 96 years and she STILL wouldn’t have seen sheffield united win a major trophy” never knew she was a fan!
 
Beating Wycombe to get promoted to the Championship is better than beating Ipswich to get promoted to a division they've not been in for 25 years apparently. Who would have thought it?
Beating Wycombe to get promoted to the Championship in second place is better than winning the same division with 100 points. Who would have thought it?
 


Obviously if we lose there will be no post match so hopefully see you Sunday
I like the bloke who wrote War and Peace (I got through about 15 words, but got the gist, they are supreme, we are bitter etc). Chill fella.
 

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