I can't remember who first transcribed this on BladesUnited (probably
JJ Sefton) but here's the full zone man conversation:
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The scenario: 5th May 1990, United need to win at Leicester to win promotion to the top flight for the first time in over a decade. 4-2 up at half time, Sir David Bassett is not happy with the defense at corners. A fine display of tactical genius and teamwork is then displayed by the management team of DB and Geoff Taylor.
DB: Now Jock, the first corner, you’ve gone wandering out and it’s just gone over your head. Your man’s gone out and Oldfield’s gone beyond. So we’ll make a change on the corners, Hilly, you’ll pick up, er, Kelly, Barnesy’s man, you’ll pick Kelly up on the corners OK? (points at a player out of shot) You’ll then pick North up, the five, OK? Jock, you’ll do the zone, OK?
GT: Can we just sort that out as well, like the last one, Chris was picking up Wrighty, there was Deano and Bob picking up with two, and we had no zone man. If our zone gets pulled out like Jock Bryson now, Mark, you’ve got to be across in the hole in the three. (to Mark Morris) Do you understand? No you don’t obviously.
Argument starts.
DB: We talking at a corner?
GT: Yeah.
DB: (points at Mark Morris) No he’s marking at a corner.
GT: Who’s he marking?
DB: He’s marking, er, he’s at the near post with Oldfield and James, him and Deansy there.
GT: (looking bemused): Alright.
DB: (points at Mark Morris again) So it’s him marking with, er, Deansy.
GT: We still need a zone in there.
DB: Yeah, Wilf’s the zone, in the corner.
GT: (more bemused): What, in the front?
DB: No, Jock’s the zone, near post zone, Chrissy’s on the edge. Jock’s come off, I’ve taken Hilly to mark instead of Jock, that’s the only difference.
GT looks even more bemused and they engage in some low level muttering.
DB: (now confused as well – GT muttering all the while now): Well Wrighty’s in the edge of the box, Chrissy Wilder’s……….well that’s right……….Well if he’s out there……….Wilf will have to……… (more low level muttering)
GT: What I’m saying is that the 6 yard man has got to be in front if he’s out.
DB: Yeah, Jock’s got to get out, yeah.