With the exception of their 'mega-support' and perhaps 'best stadium in the world' fallacies, their delusional focus in two lines...
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So, far from a 0-0 being a win for them, or a 0-1 being a draw, it seems they won't actually lose a derby game until the score is 5-0 to us!
Boxing day 1979 was almost 46 years ago. Just 28 years before the Boxing day game, we'd beat them 7-3 (September 1951) Were we still banging on about it before we played them? No.
Only in S6 can the bragging rights not apply to a team who fails to beat you by more than 4 goals!
As for a top 6 finish this season, I'd do a 'Gary Lineker' through Sheffield if they did but without the covering of over-sized boxer shorts.
Thankfully, for the good people of our city, they won't be subject to the sight of my saggy scrotum any time soon, even with their '2 or 3 good additions'