Have you ever tried having sugar in Bovril? Sounds awful but actually works on many different levels. Purchased by accident once and now my go to pre-match drink.Hardly visionary idea is it? The thick cunts in charge of ours will get to this idea in around 10 years.
Asked for a coffee other week, got a bovril, pointed this out, got a tea, third time a supervisor came over to explain where the coffee was. Jesus wept.