Favorite chant

[NuddysGloves]

I always enjoy "Is there a fire drill"

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

"That's how your cat felt" when Zouma got totalled in front of the kop.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

I love singing them all.

 

[Shazza]

Best one late 80s early 90s "he's fat, he's round he's taking Wed***** down Atkinson"

Sang at full pelt in the ZDS match In the Autumn of 89.

Also when we got back to Sheffield in 1990 to Pig fans passing after Leicester away.

'He's fat, he's round he owns a shop on Moor Atkinsons, Atkinsons.'

 

[LBA_Blade]

What made it for me was his reaction, can't remember exactly but I think he was laughing and looking at what he was wearing, proper response and credit to him.

Can't remember who it was too now but was one of the Sky sports reporters away at Watford in about 2006 with the "cheap suit from Matalan" he took it in great banter too.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Can't remember who it was too now but was one of the Sky sports reporters away at Watford in about 2006 with the "cheap suit from Matalan" he took it in great banter too.

Tony Cottee I think.

 

[LBA_Blade]

Go on then!

My all time favourite! -

 

[LBA_Blade]

Tony Cottee I think.

Yeah I was thinking that - from memory he opened up his jacket to show the label

 

[mattbianco1]

I've had these sent to me on WhatsApp this morning... come on, own up, who's the culprit?


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[Tony_Kaufman]

The best one I ever heard live was Forest v West Ham at the City Ground after the 2010 World Cup when Robert Green was in goal for West Ham and Steve McLaren was manager of Florist.

Green had possession of the ball and the Florist fans started chanting "You let your country down."

The West Ham fans immediately retaliated with "So did your manager."

Instant laughter all around the ground and mutual applause from both sets of fans.

The Liverpool song for Dirk Kuyt was always funny and brutal about their own player.

"Dirk Kuyt as good as he may be.
Hit every branch of the ugly tree.
Like Fowler, Crouch and Craig Bellamy.
Dirk Kuyt's great but he's ****ing ugly!"

 

[mattbianco1]

"Champions of League 1, you'll never sing that"

First time i remember us singing that was at home to Liverpool in 2019 in reply to their "Champions of Europe, you'll never sing that"

They applauded it.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

I can remember the last away game of the 03/04 season at Deepdale. At that time Deepdale only had three finished stands and what can only be described as a wooden cowshed where a fourth stand should be.

Some of our fans were in fancy dress as Teletubbies doing a conga and the Preston fans were pointing at them chanting

"What the ****ing hell is that?"

Our fans immediately pointed at said cowshed and chanted back

"What the ****ing hell is that?"

Followed by

"I've got a shed.
Ive got a shed.
I've got a shed as big as that.
It's got a door and a window.
I've got a shed as big as that."

Preston fans silenced.

 

[DifferentClass]

"Taxed in the morning" to Arry after his issues with HMRC

 

[HD8 Blades]

Ooohh it’s a corner. An underrated classic

 

[DifferentClass]

The new Anel song is a belter.

 

[jt64]

I'll always have a soft spot for "this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to Ebanks-Landell"

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Always loved glory glory sheff United. Always seems to be sung after a epic cup win

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Cheer up David pleat was a belter as well

 

[DifferentClass]

Cheer up David pleat was a belter as well

Vividly remember asking my grandad what "kerb crawling" was after hearing that for the first time!

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Vividly remember asking my grandad what "kerb crawling" was after hearing that for the first time!

What did he say?

 

[DifferentClass]

What did he say?

Probably "shurrup" or "tha'll knows when tha's older". Hopefully the former.

 

[cahill]

« are you Wednesday in disguise », repeat

 

[cahill]

Eddie Calquhoun, Eddie Calquhoun, Eddie, Eddie..

Although that’s « Eddie Coloon, Eddie Coloon, Eddie …. »

 

[CaptainMorgans]

I'll always have a soft spot for "this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to Ebanks-Landell"

Charlton away, on repeat.

 

[GodricBlade]

Programs, two quid!

Prefer the re-release some years later
“Programs, three quid”

 

[Eskimo]

Way hey hey United football
Way hey hey United football

Late 60s to the intro of ‘I cant get no satisfaction’
Proper retro

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Can't beat this one.

 

[Iceybabey]

He's fat, he's round, his arse drags on the ground Shipperley Shipperley.

Maybe better would be.

He's fat, he's round, he's flashing his toad around Shipperley Shipperley.

Aah memories of Villa away, final away game when Warnock took us to the prem.

He's fat, he's round, he'll stop us going down.....SUMOOOO.......SUMOO.

This was aimed at the mardy arse coach driver who didn't take kindly to us singing. He had to endure that song from Brum to the Cherry St car park.