CONFIRMED Jesurun Rak-Sakyi joins on season long loan

[SwissBlade]

Wilder out ?

Wilder, bettis, Doreen in accounts, the tea lady, grounds man…. Nobody would be safe

 

[BalticBlade]

Anyone else just assume this is gamesmanship and he officially signed earlier in the week and we aren’t announcing to keep qpr guessing

No

 

[PaddysMad]

Done in time.

 

[NerdyBlade]

Edmund Brack, reporter who covers Palace has said its done and done in time

 

[Flumps]

Not done in time, won't be starting tomorrow.

 

[Flumps]

Not done in time, won't be starting tomorrow.

See, I can do it too.

Wait for the confirmation people.

 

[Enigmatic]

But... Leeds?

 

[Macfarlane21]

x.com

x.com

 

[Sheffsteel]

x.com

x.com

For anyone without Twitter, it says

Jesurun Rak-Sakyi has signed his deal with Sheffield United.Has been registered in time to feature for the Blades for their Championship clash tomorrow v QPR.The 21-year-old had a medical on Monday but the deal was held up due to bonuses between the two clubs

Thats looks promising...because Edmund Brack is a reporter from the South London press focusing on Crystal Palace affairs.
So if says the loan deal has been finalised and signed before the 12 noon deadline, then you suspect it will be true.

 

[Cappy]

I can see him being on the bench in case Brooks picks up an injury, but he won't start. He trained Thursday, but won't have done much today (we don't train hard the day before a game).

 

[designedbyross]

 

[Sheffsteel]

I can see him being on the bench in case Brooks picks up an injury, but he won't start. He trained Thursday, but won't have done much today (we don't train hard the day before a game).

Agree....I don't think he'll start either, he wont have 100% match fitness yet.
Wingers are a specialist role, confidence is so important.

So you suspect Wilder will want to take off the pressure and use him as sub to make his debut.
The QPR defenders are likely to be more tired, so JRS is more likely to impress.
Also if we're winning by 2 goal when he comes on, then the pressure is off and he can enjoy his debut.

 

[Mouth of the South]

Shot of hands being rubbed together
[pans out]
Rak Sahki smiles to camera

FIN

Not even a pat of the badge or finger point to camera.

I'm not sure Utd's media team are quite ready to make the step from gritty, urban to full on French cinematography

 

[knowsnowt]

just spoke with the prince. He said he's sick of all the bed wetters, and you can go shit yourself.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

just spoke with the prince. He said he's sick of all the bed wetters, and you can go shit yourself.

Does that make them bed shitters then?

 

[BLADES1988]

Glad it’s not just me then,when I added to the list and put that guy who was abusive on ignore the other day I was thinking at this rate I’m gonna be replying to myself soon

Haha I know the feeling

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Shot of hands being rubbed together
[pans out]
Rak Sahki smiles to camera

FIN

Second draft:

Shot of hands being rubbed together
[pans out]
Rak Sahki smiles scowls to camera
[pans out further to group of fans]
“Ee neva smiles, ee’s just anutha Jebbersun, sendimback”

Loan terminated.

FIN

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

But... Leeds?

And Southampton......

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Does that make them bed shitters then?

Depends
Personally I can’t have a dump without pissing at the same time

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Surely got to be announced before press conference

Why ?

 

[YES Blade]

Does that make them bed shitters then?

 

[Cappy]

If you ask AI to make a song for JRS, it asks it's American cousin for the worst song it can think of...."fight and win!"

JRS is here, oh yes he is!
Signed for us at last, what a whiz!
Sheffield United, we’re on our way!
With JRS in play, we’ll win today!

JRS is here, oh yes he is!
Long time coming, now let’s get busy!
In red and white, he’ll lead the fight!
With every goal, we’ll cheer all night!

 

[Cappy]

"You electronic bastards, we'll piss on your chips"

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

"You electronic bastards, we'll piss on your chips"

Breakdown

 

[BrisBlade]

I have it on good authority part of the loan terms are that we have to wait for the 50 page milestone to come up for this thread before he is announced.

 

[Guesty]

Not even a pat of the badge or finger point to camera.

I'm not sure Utd's media team are quite ready to make the step from gritty, urban to full on French cinematography

A pity, because Jean-Luc Godard is one of Wilder's personal heroes.

 

[designedbyross]

CW confirmed he'll be "pulling on a United shirt tomorrow". Signed for QPR, playing right wing, fouling Burrows

 

[Melbourne Blade]

I’m expecting game of thrones level production.

Hopefully less tits, muff and incest in his interview

 

[SUFCinks]

Hopefully less tits, muff and incest in his interview

It would be memorable

 

[jono_t2000]

Yeesh so the loan was originally 1 mill + 1 mill if promoted.

Now it's 2 mill minimum + 2 mill if promoted.

So the minimum loan fee for Jes is the same we paid for Cooper on a permanent lol