CONFIRMED Jesurun Rak-Sakyi joins on season long loan

[Large Mendonca]

Regardless of who's at fault here, we're definitely missing a trick not having a Netflix series done at the Lane - it would certainly be entertaining that's for sure..........

 

[Sparky_Blade]

When's the deadline for them to play tomorrow? 12?

 

[jono_t2000]

When's the deadline for them to play tomorrow? 12?

24 mins ago

 

[Flumps]

What he should do is start the press conference as normal and then halfway through there's a knock at the door of the media room.

Wilder goes "oh sorry, who could that be?"

And then in he walks and shakes his hand and wilder announces he's signed.

That would be just top bants and couldn't possibly make everyone look like twats I'm sure

Honestly this would have been brilliant if we could pull it off in an obviously mocking way.

For all the mugging off were giving Wednesday about it I genuinely loved it. It was so David Brent-esque and depressing that it just made me laugh

 

[Paul1963]

And players are perfectly entitled to employ representation under those same laws. Presumably agents employed by actors are wankers as well? If you're a hugely talented footballer but less skilled in the arts of contract negotiations why on earth would you not outsource said arts to an expert?

My sons an actor and he thinks his agents are great

My first ever ignore.

Congratulations on losing your ignore cherry! It’s easy after the first one

 

[BLADES1988]

My sons an actor and he thinks his agents are great

Congratulations on losing your ignore cherry! It’s easy after the first one

I've got an 11 strong Ignorgy going on

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Latest from SSN

Now12:43

Rak-Sakyi set to complete Sheff Utd move​

Latest from Sky Sports News' Lyall Thomas:
Crystal Palace winger Jesurun Rak-Sakyi is set to complete his loan move to Sheffield United.
One source has told Sky Sports News that the deal is likely to have gone through before the midday deadline for him to feature this weekend against QPR.
The 21-year-old completed a medical this week but the move was held up by last-minute negotiations between the clubs.

 

[Broomhall Blade]

What he should do is start the press conference as normal and then halfway through there's a knock at the door of the media room.

Wilder goes "oh sorry, who could that be?"

And then in he walks and shakes his hand and wilder announces he's signed.

That would be just top bants and couldn't possibly make everyone look like twats I'm sure

No that's too tacky only a tin pot club with a load of delusional Scrubber fans would ever do that.

 

[jono_t2000]

Latest from SSN

Now12:43

Rak-Sakyi set to complete Sheff Utd move​

Latest from Sky Sports News' Lyall Thomas:
Crystal Palace winger Jesurun Rak-Sakyi is set to complete his loan move to Sheffield United.
One source has told Sky Sports News that the deal is likely to have gone through before the midday deadline for him to feature this weekend against QPR.
The 21-year-old completed a medical this week but the move was held up by last-minute negotiations between the clubs.

Ties in with Nixons tweet too

 

[Paul1963]

I've got an 11 strong Ignorgy going on

Glad it’s not just me then,when I added to the list and put that guy who was abusive on ignore the other day I was thinking at this rate I’m gonna be replying to myself soon

 

[WhoDatBlade]

 

[JosteinFlo]

Anyone else just assume this is gamesmanship and he officially signed earlier in the week and we aren’t announcing to keep qpr guessing

 

[moody1889]

From Sky Sports

 

[Mouth of the South]

Let's just hope he doesn't gatecrash the presser - leave that type of humour and level of cringe to the Massive and their German gaffer (who are obviously well known for their sense of humour!)

 

[Rodley]

Foxy

 

[SUFCinks]

It must be a mental video for it to be this slow in announcing. I’m expecting game of thrones level production.

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

Surely got to be announced before press conference

 

[jono_t2000]

Anyone else just assume this is gamesmanship and he officially signed earlier in the week and we aren’t announcing to keep qpr guessing

You may be right but I think more likely was submitted to efl right on 12.

Now just sit back and wait for the announcement

 

[Original United]

As far I am concerned, I will only be satisfied if Jesurun Rak-Saki holds the press conference and announces that Wilder will be on the bench against QPR on Saturday.

 

[Farnboroughblade]

IF he signs and IF he misses the deadline, would that mean we get a reduction on the loan fee due to the apparent cock up by other parties? One game missing with 3 points at stake is an important factor.

 

[Rodley]

It must be a mental video for it to be this slow in announcing. I’m expecting game of thrones level production.

Shot of hands being rubbed together
[pans out]
Rak Sahki smiles to camera

FIN

 

[jono_t2000]

If and when confirmed, I presume large chunks of this thread will be transferred to the bedwetting fans one, particularly following rumours of Leeds' interest last week.

Mouth of the South you can start moving those posts over to bedwetters thread now ️

 

[Sheffsteel]

Ties in with Nixons tweet too

But I would have tweeted the same and I don’t know.

If the evidence is Palace want him to come to us, the player has options and wants to come to us and we’re keen on having him. He’s already at the club training but the snag is agents fees.

If the deadline is 12 moon today then it doesn’t take a brain scientist to say the deal SHOULD be agreed before noon.

But SHOULD doesn’t tell us anything we don’t already know.

 

[Mouth of the South]

Mouth of the South you can start moving those posts over to bedwetters thread now ️

There are a few additional pages from the last 24 hours that can be shifted over there as well!

 

[Trigger Blade]

Let's just hope he doesn't gatecrash the presser - leave that type of humour and level of cringe to the Massive and their German gaffer (who are obviously well known for their sense of humour!)

I love Henning Wehn, who used to introduce himself as “the German comedy ambassador……not the easiest job in the world”

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

Danny hall saying it’s close just not signed off yet

 

[Champagneblade]

Just finished the video now.

It starts with his Dad stood on a table, holding the Prince with one hand upside down, and a few final remnants of change dropping from his pockets to the floor.

He then nods and it cuts to his son finally signing his name on the contract with Wilder behind, rolling his eye in a what are you like sort of fashion.

Just waiting for Rifleman to confirm the accuracy of the above

 

[jono_t2000]

Danny hall saying it’s close just not signed off yet

I think Danny forgot how to read a clock.. posted not signed off yet but then said unsure if done before deadline


Edit: Unless he means signed off and ratified by EFL

 

[SwissBlade]

Regardless of who's at fault here, we're definitely missing a trick not having a Netflix series done at the Lane - it would certainly be entertaining that's for sure..........

Bloody hell no. It would be awful. Can you imagine the bed wetters on here reacting to every word spoken

 

[Mattblade68]

Bloody hell no. It would be awful. Can you imagine the bed wetters on here reacting to every word spoken

Wilder out ?