CONFIRMED Michael Cooper signs for the Blades

[Dane Redhouse]

Easy to do on finance when you’re taking home over £100k a year. Could also be a lease as well. Or an endorsement deal with local dealership

quick check of the plate shows a New logbook was issued on 6th august 2024, So its someone who's recently bought the car or moved house.. OR lost the old v5

 

[Old Programme seller]

You mean one of these Austin Martin's?

Is that an Austin Trusty?

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

We're signing Malcom X!?

Cause of the " we didn't land on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on us" line.....very clever

 

[Ron_Justice]

This one done then or what? On't other side of the planet so officially out of the loop.

 

[Flatcap]

This one done then or what? On't other side of the planet so officially out of the loop.

Many, many credible sources. I think this and Rak-Sakyi are done, awaiting our notably slow, perhaps deliberately so, announcements.

 

[idleurchin]

If clubs have watched his appearances for us last season just as we have, I would be shocked if he’s managed to line up a move away

Cut our losses and offer him for sale with no fee?

 

[Sparky_Blade]

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Could it be someone from Xset? With that Ryan bloke who said he was an inventor

 

[The Bear]

Wow. That is... Wow.

Makes me wonder how we sound when we comment on players we profess to know inside out when really, we don't have a clue.

But you do have a one game clue. He played against us a few seasons ago in the FA Cup and performed a damn sight better than Ramsdale.

 

[The Bear]

You mean one of these Austin Martin's?

1100/1300 great cars !

 

[Blade58]

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MICK’s here

What a lovely Aston Martin

That’s the only car I would consider chucking my private pension in to buy one
Sadly I’m not stupid enough to do it

 

[Blade56]

That’s the only car I would consider chucking my private pension in to buy one
Sadly I’m not stupid enough to do it

You calling me stupid?

 

[Blade58]

You calling me stupid?

Can you get your golf clubs in the boot though?

 

[Bladeloyal]

Could it be someone from Xset? With that Ryan bloke who said he was an inventor

It's Mick rookers car

 

[Blade56]

Can you get your golf clubs in the boot though?

One at a time, I make 16 trips home every round

 

[Nickydblade]

We're signing Malcom X!?

By any means necessary

 

[thehet]

Maybe it belongs to our new doctor, been working overtime with all the medicals.

 

[BadgersBigToe]

You calling me stupid?

No, everybody nearly kill’s themselves getting a twin

 

[Snowflake]

One at a time, I make 16 trips home every round

Two clubs too many !!

 

[Russ]

Main reason I wanted to be a footballer tbh.

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But there’s no comparison with T.C, Harrison

 

[Blade56]

Two clubs too many !!

I’m including my extendable ball retriever and umberella

 

[BadgersBigToe]

No, everybody nearly kill’s themselves getting a twin

Edit….twix

 

[Argentinemanager]

I’m including my extendable ball retriever and umberella

How far does your ball extend, just asking for a friend

 

[Shawy24]

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Gone right off him. Flashy twat.

 

[Blade56]

Edit….twix

I did realise the poke




Edit, I meant joke

 

[Blade56]

How far does your ball extend, just asking for a friend

Not exactly sure but I can grab a ball in the ditch at Birley from the 3rd tee at Tinsley.

Paid for itself, its kept me in balls for months.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Has he already spent his signing on fee as I can't believe a keeper who has hardly played championship football has that car

It is 2 years old tbf

 

[Flo's Sweaty Bandage]

Signing tonight at 7:46, pitch side.

Special suprise guest appearances as well. We’ll not really, it’s Tony Currie.

Alongside Rak Sakhi who will take a Peno at Cooper; miss abysmally Diana Ross style; crossbar breaks in half like in USA 94 and we all have a big party? That would be my ideal scenario just saying...

 

[FTPE]

It is 2 years old tbf

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Fucking hell, it's uninsured

 

[Balham]

Interesting stuff .
Think height in modern keeping matters most in crosses and corners .
Most forwards are told to keep it down, head it down etc which probably means a keeper who can get down quicker is more effective .

A lot is made of a keeper’s “presence”. The best keepers are those who can get down quickly to use their hands but also calculate when that’s not possible and instead use their feet. De Gea was an absolute master of the foot save and he’s not exactly a giant.

I found an article about it: the mean average height for a PL keeper is 1.91m but the distribution is skewed taller so the median point is lower.

TL;DR: Cooper’s height is absolutely no issue.

 

[Large Mendonca]

Kelly and Tracy didn’t strike me as being particularly tall ?

Edit: Bloody hell - wiki reckons Kelly 6ft 2 !!