CONFIRMED Michael Cooper signs for the Blades

[CaptainMorgans]

How's his medical gone?

Fans need to learn to ignore that WhatsApp loser.

 

[Weasel]

There should be no way on God's green Earth that anyone who is a Blades fan, could possibly conceive that there is the smallest glimpse of a reason why Grbic should ever play for us again. He is absolutely dogshit. I would rather us play goalie wag next season than play him again. Anyone who thinks otherwise, is clearly insane or have memory's smaller than a green fly.

Please United, do what is reasonable, fair and common sense. Try to sell old T-Rex arms or even let him go on a free with a contract pay off. Then go and get a proper goalkeeper. Preferably one not recommended by the imbecile who recommended T-Rex. Might be an idea to have at least scouted the next one. The nugget who thought short arms was a good idea should be smacked over the head with shovel, and then tarred and feathered. Tis fair.

 

[EddieColquhoun]

Fans need to learn to ignore that WhatsApp loser.

Or join the pre-match hunt for him.

 

[SLB]

I’m hanging around waiting for new curtains, seriously, I’m waiting on new curtains and a tekkover and a new goalie

There are probably some drapery ITKers on here.

 

[Guesty]

4th of July 72 hours etc

Thursday 2pm, that's another one.

 

[Blade56]

There are probably some drapery ITKers on here.

Haberdashers

 

[SLB]

Haberdashers

Bless you.

 

[Le Cynique]

I’m hanging around waiting for new curtains, seriously, I’m waiting on new curtains and a tekkover and a new goalie

Weeeeerz thread on curtains?

 

[Blade56]

Weeeeerz thread on curtains?

They’re triple pleated, not on rail I’ve gone pole and rings.

This is more exciting than curry houses

 

[Bell4]

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This is more exciting than curry houses

You've got a pole up your what?

 

[Blade56]

You've got a pole up your what?

Haberdashery

 

[The Crab]

Just saw this on a Plymouth Forum:

Shows a lack of ambition to be honest. Coventry will always be a yoyo club whereas we could go up and establish ourselves.

What’s in the pasties down there?

Plymouth are a slightly better Rotherham

 

[Gin&Juice]

He’s going Brighton. No chance he’s coming hero.

 

[AdamSufc1997]

He’s going Brighton. No chance he’s coming hero.

No chance he goes there unless Verbruggen goes

 

[Gin&Juice]

No chance he goes there unless Verbruggen goes

Talk to me at the start of the season, hope he signs for us, but i’m 99% sure Brighton are interested.

 

[The Crab]

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck........

I’d prefer we play the Duck…..

 

[The Crab]

It's a bloke pretending to be a duck?

That’s quackers…..

 

[Yogi]

He’s going Brighton. No chance he’s coming hero.

If he goes to Brighton that presumably means Rushworth is definitely available I’d happily have him here.

 

[Blade56]

What’s bloke on Twatter saying now his shout was as credible as Rifleman’s shouts?

 

[FTPE]

What’s bloke on Twatter saying now his shout was as credible as Rifleman’s shouts?

He only said the medical was today to be fair.

 

[S64 Blade]

Weeeeerz thread on curtains?

There’s some “good” curtain chat on this week’s Tufty Club podcast. Deadbat

 

[Jinxy1966]

I’d prefer we play the Duck…..

Wish eider thought of that

 

[The Crab]

Wish eider thought of that

I’ll sell it you. If you’ve not got the cash tonight no problem, I’ll put it on your bill…..

 

[Down the Channels]

I’ll sell it you. If you’ve not got the cash tonight no problem, I’ll put it on your bill…..

Can I make a down payment.?

 

[The Crab]

Can I make a down payment.?

Course, I’m new to this so I’m winging it a bit….

 

[Down the Channels]

Course, I’m new to this so I’m winging it a bit….

You canardly tell tbh.

 

[Younger Dryas Blade]

How's his medical gone?

 

[Rodley]

They’re triple pleated, not on rail I’ve gone pole and rings.View attachment 187987

This is more exciting than curry houses

Had a decent curry in De Baga in Headingley. Recommended!

 

[Blade56]

Had a decent curry in De Baga in Headingley. Recommended!

Using metal T curtain hangers instead of plastic C rings trumps that

 

[Rodley]

You canardly tell tbh.

We can see you peking out!