Sheffield United vs Fulham

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Premier League Matchweek 30 - Saturday 30th March 2024 - 15:00 - Bramall Lane
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Officials:

Referee: Tim Robinson
Assistants: Mat Wilkes, Derek Eaton
Fourth Official: Graham Scott
VAR: Andy Madley
Assistant VAR: Harry Lennard

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[DifferentClass]

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Relegation has never been so much fun...

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Slim pickings for tickets

Loved him in those old westerns.

 

[GKhantRebel]

Robbo as captain, eh?

 

[Esteban Cambiasso]

Holgate back in at the earliest opportunity... guess you just can't leave such a quality player out

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Could be another 0-5 this.

 

[Lowen]

Don’t really see the point of dropping McAtee in favour of playing a back three when we conceded 30+ shots playing it last time anyway.

 

[petcharlie]

You know how women can forget how painful childbirth is to be willing to go through it again and look forward to getting pregnant again?

That's me with the blades this year. I can't help but shake a feeling somehow we win regardless of the clear and obvious lack of quality

well we should be used to getting well and truly fucked

Don’t really see the point of dropping McAtee in favour of playing a back three when we conceded 30+ shots playing it last time anyway.

i dont think MaAtee is fully fit

 

[SB_90]

i think we've got a great chance, fulham have been dreadful away from home. 1 win in 13 away games & this is as winnable as premier league gets.

surprised holgate straight back in alot of pressure on him today. lets hope holgate stays on the pitch longer than he managed last time

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

How long will Holgate last? 5 minutes, 10 minutes? He has a lot to do to become respected by the fans. If he has half a brain he'll go out today and have a stormer . Good to see Oli A getting another start. Would like to see Brooks start. I guess Wilder still thinks we have a chance of survival and thus playing those that will stay if we stay up. Once relegation is official, hopefully, he'll get more starts. Hope the starting 11 show up and actually give a crap and perform beyond everyone's expectations. Need 3 points. End of.

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Good to see Robbo as Captain, he gives a crap. BBD back, game changer we need.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Passes in the first 10 minutes.

89 Fulham
13 Blades

Well done lads.

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Fulham midfield all the time in the world, space and attacking intent. Our midfield.....panic

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

See the break has sharpened our set piece play. We really don't look like scoring, he'll we don't look like creating a decent chance.

 

[shrubbery]

Fuck me this is dull. Looks like we’re going for the league record of possession turnovers.

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Fuck me this is dull. Looks like we’re going for the league record of possession turnovers.

Like the blackwell days albeit in a higher league

 

[Esteban Cambiasso]

Fuck me this is dull. Looks like we’re going for the league record of possession turnovers.

Just giving them the ball straight back every time we have it, what the fuck do they practice in training

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Just giving them the ball straight back every time we have it, what the fuck do they practice in training

Madness isnt it. As soon as we get it we act like the ball is a grenade. Professional footballers, my days.

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Grbic makes a save....holy fk

 

[Esteban Cambiasso]

Madness isnt it. As soon as we get it we act like the ball is a grenade. Professional footballers, my days.

Tactics are shocking, everyone behind the ball and kick it into the channels for two players who are not fast enough to cause fulhams defence any problems

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Tactics are shocking, everyone behind the ball and kick it into the channels for two players who are not fast enough to cause fulhams defence any problems

Thats what I'm seeing. We get the ball, they press us back cos we can't deal with it, then, hoooof.

 

[Espania blade]

Do they practise passing in training, or just kicking it long ?

 

[SUFCinks]

hideous ‘football’, a stain on the league. This is sunday league level ability on display. I honestly think that half this forum wouldn’t look out of place in this team. No composure or ability whatsoever.

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

hideous ‘football’, a stain on the league. This is sunday league level ability on display. I honestly think that half this forum wouldn’t look out of place in this team. No composure or ability whatsoever.

I'm definitely one of the half that would look out of place.

 

[Champagneblade]

Grbic makes a save....holy fk

Get those t-shirts printed!

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Burnley and Florist losing. If that isn't enough incentive to get this lot actually play some frikin football then might as well pop into the ref dressing room and tell them Fulham can have the points, the lads are off to the pub.

 

[Champagneblade]

I see Luton winning. Such attention seekers aren’t they?

Forest losing. That could mix it up a bit!

Burnley losing and down to 10. Let’s see their goal difference take a knock.

Come on Blades, just one half. That’s all we ask!

 

[SUFCinks]

I'm definitely one of the half that would look out of place.

you'd be fine. Let the other team have the ball, when we get it back then just give it back to them as quickly as possible.

 

[Nedski]

Fulham midfield all the time in the world, space and attacking intent. Our midfield.....panic

Wasn't there some stats released which shows we take 29 seconds on average to close down the opposition? The next nearest team was 10 seconds or something stupid.

The premier league is full of world class players that can do anything with a football if you give them a few seconds, but we lack the ability to do the absolute basics.

We're at a pub down south and my 4 year old is wearing a full Blades kit with pride, bless him. I feel a bit guilty sending him to the corner and pretending I don't know him. He'll stop crying soon, I'm sure.

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

you'd be fine. Let the other team have the ball, when we get it back then just give it back to them as quickly as possible.

I can do that boss....get me on, I'll let you down, no problem.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

Tactics are shocking, everyone behind the ball and kick it into the channels for two players who are not fast enough to cause fulhams defence any problems

Everything Wilder said we WOULDN’T do…