Suit or tracksuit?

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It's not so much the dress code as the behaviour that will be interesting.

Is he going to be calm, collected and in control (or not bothered to some) or a raving mentalist, mouthing off at everyone and generally acting like a right tit (or passionate as some would have you believe).

If it's a two man job (i.e. him and Unsworth), I hope one sits in the stands and gets a better impression of how the game is going than standing pitch side.
 
It's not so much the dress code as the behaviour that will be interesting.

Is he going to be calm, collected and in control (or not bothered to some) or a raving mentalist, mouthing off at everyone and generally acting like a right tit (or passionate as some would have you believe).

If it's a two man job (i.e. him and Unsworth), I hope one sits in the stands and gets a better impression of how the game is going than standing pitch side.

He was never a ranter and raver when he was a player though was he.

I expect him to fix any errant players or officials with a firm glare and maybe a gently wagging finger. They’ll get the message.

As for his attire, I’m going for the 20-1 outsider, the Joachim Low look:-
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Do you know I was going to start this thread, but thought someone will say...........

"For Christ's sake does it matter as long as we win every game."

Still, I hope he goes for the smart look - decent suit and club tie. Tracksuit for training pitch.
 
Never appealed a red card?

Morgan didn't appeal red cards. He marched in, bit the head off an ox and told them straight. Chuck Norris shits his pants when Chris Morgan mutters "linament and dubbin".

Chris Morgan is harder than the crust of a thrice-baked Peter's Pie. He doesn't own a suit, he physically defeats them.

Chris Morgan would eat Vinnie Jones for breakfast and shit out his skeleton for elevenses.

Chris Morgan could kill a tiger with one finger.

Appeal? Soft southern nancy boy shite. He tells 'em. He learns 'em.
 
You'll be disappointed to know that when seated in the stands, Morgs has indeed been wearing suits but with a United duvet coat over the top.

I'd hazard a guess that this will continue.
 

Can we get him to lead the hand shakes during the 'introduction of the teams' so he can crush the opponents hands like he used to (and give Coops a semi) ?
 
half and half. tan slacks and a shell suit jacket over a shirt and tie. dignified. sports casual. or he'll wear the opposition manager's skin like a busted and bloody onesie of doom. erect. proud. Chris Morgan is the Don Dada.
 
According to Gibbon the barbarian tribes of Second Century AD Germania would ride into battle wrapped in the skins of their vanquished foes.

Might be a look.
 
He needs the Robson table surely. The table has been missing and it used to be the highlight
 
He could wear a burkah and a pair of rigger boots for all I care. The man's a machine! Arms and legs like hydraulic rams and face like a pack of bastards! :-P
 
It's not so much the dress code as the behaviour that will be interesting.

Is he going to be calm, collected and in control (or not bothered to some) or a raving mentalist, mouthing off at everyone and generally acting like a right tit (or passionate as some would have you believe).

If it's a two man job (i.e. him and Unsworth), I hope one sits in the stands and gets a better impression of how the game is going than standing pitch side.

Agreed Mourinho and Ferguson - you never hear so much as a squeak out of them and look how successful they are.
 
Remember when the sky camera zoomed in on him and they said " Look at that face of granite!"
 

It's not so much the dress code as the behaviour that will be interesting.

Is he going to be calm, collected and in control (or not bothered to some) or a raving mentalist, mouthing off at everyone and generally acting like a right tit (or passionate as some would have you believe).

If it's a two man job (i.e. him and Unsworth), I hope one sits in the stands and gets a better impression of how the game is going than standing pitch side.

What worries me is that Morgs has been sat in the stand all season 'getting a better impression of how the game is going" yet nothing much has changed on the pitch recently. Of course we don't know how much input he had with the previous management and the final decisions would have been with DW but it is concerning.
 

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