The run in: forum rules

[SwissBlade]

During the run in we're going to have some good and bad results. Sometimes we need to contain ourselves and avoid using certain words or phrases in case we anger the football gods.

I've been praying to the almighty Trevor Brooking and it seems to be keeping him happy...

But I'll start things off:

1. The P word - no not play offs, but the one which is often linked to travelling in a vertical direction.
2. No more talk of "if we win our games in hand"
3. Excitement and positivity is completely banned for the next few weeks

If we keep things nice and quiet the footballing gods may just not notice us again and we could sneak out of this division.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

1. The P word - no not play offs, but the one which is often linked to travelling in a vertical direction.

Penalty shoot out?

 

[SwissBlade]

Penalty shoot out?

Simmo's is still travelling upwards

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Simmo's is still travelling upwards

Swiss, the Evening Standard reported that Simmo's penalty left London airspace in May last year, destination
unknown, although it could be connected to that meteorite that landed and exploded in Russia a few weeks ago.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

It's all very well keeping quiet and hoping TFGs don't notice us, but they seem to pick us out of the crowd every year for some season end japery.

Maybe some sacrifices are in order to placate them. Mical could go from now to the end of the season and not post another negative word about McCabe, BB could shurrup about the freehold, SV could go a whole 4 weeks without juicing the mahogany Ackroyd, Highbury et al could acknowledge all things android, Walthy and Dazzler could agree for a whole month, Brownie could go from now 'til seasons end without regaling us with another story about a bird he once shagged and the ultimate sacrifice, Foxy could give us updates from the matches without criticising a refereeing decision.

The gods festooned with such noble sacrificial gifts must surely smile on us just once, surely??

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Did my bit yesterday praying to the one true god . Up to all you heathen left footers to pray to your god and hope he listens to you. I know .I' m safe but your all fooked on judgement day and thats not in may . U.T.B

 

[dublin 10 blade]

It's all very well keeping quiet and hoping TFGs don't notice us, but they seem to pick us out of the crowd every year for some season end japery.

Maybe some sacrifices are in order to placate them. Mical could go from now to the end of the season and not post another negative word about McCabe, BB could shurrup about the freehold, SV could go a whole 4 weeks without juicing the mahogany Ackroyd, Highbury et al could acknowledge all things android, Walthy and Dazzler could agree for a whole month, Brownie could go from now 'til seasons end without regaling us with another story about a bird he once shagged and the ultimate sacrifice, Foxy could give us updates from the matches without criticising a refereeing decision.

The gods festooned with such noble sacrificial gifts must surely smile on us just once, surely??

Apart from foxy , your fooked on everything else .

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

1. The P word - no not play offs, but the one which is often linked to travelling in a vertical direction.

Plummet?

 

[Highbury_Blade]

It's all very well keeping quiet and hoping TFGs don't notice us, but they seem to pick us out of the crowd every year for some season end japery.

Maybe some sacrifices are in order to placate them. Mical could go from now to the end of the season and not post another negative word about McCabe, BB could shurrup about the freehold, SV could go a whole 4 weeks without juicing the mahogany Ackroyd, Highbury et al could acknowledge all things android, Walthy and Dazzler could agree for a whole month, Brownie could go from now 'til seasons end without regaling us with another story about a bird he once shagged and the ultimate sacrifice, Foxy could give us updates from the matches without criticising a refereeing decision.

The gods festooned with such noble sacrificial gifts must surely smile on us just once, surely??

Sorry, it's just not worth it....

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

hokum. you need to laugh in the face of supernatural forces. its the only way.

we WILL win PROMOTION
its in THE BAG
nothing can STOP us now
get the promotion T-SHIRTS on order already
book that holiday for PLAY OFF dates, cos we wont be needing em!

 

[JohnDenver]

hokum. you need to laugh in the face of supernatural forces. its the only way.

we WILL win PROMOTION
its in THE BAG
nothing can STOP us now
get the promotion T-SHIRTS on order already
book that holiday for PLAY OFF dates, cos we wont be needing em!

I agree with last line.

 

[Selly]

It's all very well keeping quiet and hoping TFGs don't notice us, but they seem to pick us out of the crowd every year for some season end japery.

Maybe some sacrifices are in order to placate them. Mical could go from now to the end of the season and not post another negative word about McCabe, BB could shurrup about the freehold, SV could go a whole 4 weeks without juicing the mahogany Ackroyd, Highbury et al could acknowledge all things android, Walthy and Dazzler could agree for a whole month, Brownie could go from now 'til seasons end without regaling us with another story about a bird he once shagged and the ultimate sacrifice, Foxy could give us updates from the matches without criticising a refereeing decision.

The gods festooned with such noble sacrificial gifts must surely smile on us just once, surely??

Didn't we try something similar last year and it failed spectacularly....

 

[Selly]

Didn't we try something similar last year and it failed spectacularly....

Yes we did

http://s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/sacrifice-for-the-play-off-victory.27091/

 

[BusheyBlade]

Surely it's all about covering all eventualities. Presumably TFGs are in some way linked to the religious ones so we need to ensure we have as many covered as possible. I'll take the Jewish angle, especially since Blackman left. I'll pray extra hard in synagogue next time I'm there. Perhaps He can have a chat with TFGs up there.

 

[mattbianco1]

hokum. you need to laugh in the face of supernatural forces. its the only way.

we WILL win PROMOTION
its in THE BAG
nothing can STOP us now
get the promotion T-SHIRTS on order already
book that holiday for PLAY OFF dates, cos we wont be needing em!

I'm trying to decipher the code... Think I've done it

STOP THE PLAY OFF T-SHIRTS. BAG PROMOTION Errm WILL