Blackheath Blade
Well-Known Member
Hi, sorry to bother you as i'm sure you'll all be busy deliberating on this weeks Champions League shenanighans, in which you had a hand in perverting the course of a game in Manchester last night.
I'd just like to say thanks for ensuring that no work was done in our office his morning as even our Head of Department joined in the "Nanigate" debate. Nice work with the distraught Fergie excuse though.
The reason i'm writing is to ask for a favour from the Football Gods please. This is not just from me, but is also on behalf of about seventeen to eighteen thousand mates of mine, plus about ten thousand other mates who we seem to have lost contact with over the last four or five years.
The thing is, we all support Sheffield United and to be honest, we're a bit hacked off with the Gods at the moment and have been for a few years (since 1889 if you need to ask). Basically Lads, we've been through the fuckin car crusher in recent years thanks to you. You've ensured that the misfortune and relegations we've experienced have been comedy gold, like something out of Morecambe & Wise or a West End farce.
On the occasions that our team has tried to defy the Gods and rectify the position you've put us in, you've no doubt pissed your pants at our efforts to put things to rights. I bet your ribs are still sore with laughing when you hear any mention of play off finals, Richard Scudamore, Hans Segers, Carlos Tevez, David Hopkin, Wolves, Brian Robson, The Pigs, Wade Elliott, four managers in one season, a night out in Rhyll and Huddersfield fuckinTown. Sound familiar?
A few have shed tears because of your actions, most of us though just shrug our shoulders and get on with things, despite the shit that you continue to throw our way.
Me and the other Blades were just wondering therefore, if just for once, the Football Gods could help us out for the first time in yonks. You see, we're doing alright this season and currently, we're second in the table with about a dozen games to play. We're totally fed up with this Division One lark as we are with visits to Wembley. Could you all have a meeting and review my comments please as we would be extremely grateful if you could ensure that we receive one of the two automatic promotion places this season. This would ensure that seventeen to eighteen thousand Blades would have their faith restored in the Football Gods and we may also make contact again with our missing ten thousand mates.
Yours sincerely
Blackheath Blade
South East London
p.s not being greedy or owt but could you arrange for Sheffield Wednesday to be relegated too please?
I'd just like to say thanks for ensuring that no work was done in our office his morning as even our Head of Department joined in the "Nanigate" debate. Nice work with the distraught Fergie excuse though.
The reason i'm writing is to ask for a favour from the Football Gods please. This is not just from me, but is also on behalf of about seventeen to eighteen thousand mates of mine, plus about ten thousand other mates who we seem to have lost contact with over the last four or five years.
The thing is, we all support Sheffield United and to be honest, we're a bit hacked off with the Gods at the moment and have been for a few years (since 1889 if you need to ask). Basically Lads, we've been through the fuckin car crusher in recent years thanks to you. You've ensured that the misfortune and relegations we've experienced have been comedy gold, like something out of Morecambe & Wise or a West End farce.
On the occasions that our team has tried to defy the Gods and rectify the position you've put us in, you've no doubt pissed your pants at our efforts to put things to rights. I bet your ribs are still sore with laughing when you hear any mention of play off finals, Richard Scudamore, Hans Segers, Carlos Tevez, David Hopkin, Wolves, Brian Robson, The Pigs, Wade Elliott, four managers in one season, a night out in Rhyll and Huddersfield fuckinTown. Sound familiar?
A few have shed tears because of your actions, most of us though just shrug our shoulders and get on with things, despite the shit that you continue to throw our way.
Me and the other Blades were just wondering therefore, if just for once, the Football Gods could help us out for the first time in yonks. You see, we're doing alright this season and currently, we're second in the table with about a dozen games to play. We're totally fed up with this Division One lark as we are with visits to Wembley. Could you all have a meeting and review my comments please as we would be extremely grateful if you could ensure that we receive one of the two automatic promotion places this season. This would ensure that seventeen to eighteen thousand Blades would have their faith restored in the Football Gods and we may also make contact again with our missing ten thousand mates.
Yours sincerely
Blackheath Blade
South East London
p.s not being greedy or owt but could you arrange for Sheffield Wednesday to be relegated too please?
