Jebbison?

[MALDENBLADE]

Just what have I missed? Last time I heard about him he was ill or poorly. No posts that I can see immediately so what do we know? Am I the only one not in the know?

 

[Swannyblade]

Am I the only one not in the know?

Yes…nobody tell ‘em

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Someone said on here that Hecky can't discuss players injuries because of GDPR

 

[PaulHalfway]

PH just said he is ill, that’s it unfortunately

 

[Sheffsteel]

PH just said he is ill, that’s it unfortunately

Is that code for "out for the season".

 

[PaulHalfway]

Who knows, it’s all a big secret at the moment

 

[CaptainMorgans]

PH just said he is ill, that’s it unfortunately

If I were guessing, I'd say it's probably Glandular Fever. Same as Anel last season.

 

[Yogi]

If I were guessing, I'd say it's probably Glandular Fever. Same as Anel last season.

Blaster was also out ill for a decent spell last year dunno if that was glandular fever or just straight pneumonia.

 

[Nick Jansky]

Blaster was also out ill for a decent spell last year dunno if that was glandular fever or just straight pneumonia.

He definitely had glandular fever, then another illness later on.

 

[FriethBlade]

Don't forget David Brookes was out with GF too. As well as the sniper it seems we have a Shirecliffe infectious disease spreader too!

 

[Chimpan-A]

I’m telling you, there is a Harold Shipman-type at work on our medical team, snipping hamstrings and ligaments during the day then w***king himself daft thinking about it later that evening. It’s the only explanation.

 

[RecordBreakers]

It was probably our medical team that created covid

 

[Russ]

i can tell you he must be getting better as he looked alright when taking his seat in the South Stand near Flecky.

 

[Cheets]

Brian Deane was out for ages with glandular fever near the start of the 1991/92 season. Made his comeback in the 2-0 derby victory when he scored through Chris Woods' legs IIRC.

 

[Keen Blade]

Blimey , does GF zero in on tall athletes or summat ?
Need to start dosing the squad with cod liver oil & Haliborange tablets.

 

[Blade56]

Blimey , does GF zero in on tall athletes or summat ?
Need to start dosing the squad with cod liver oil & Haliborange tablets.

Sanatogen wine and Phyllosan tablets



Ask yer gran

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

It's like flaming Cluedo. It's the Physio at Shirecliffe with the hypordermic.

 

[Melbourne Blade]

Lot of young rookies in AFL are diagnosed with it. Theories that pushing their bodies to the limit produces a higher risk of testing positive for GF

 

[Keen Blade]

Sanatogen wine and Phyllosan tablets



Ask yer gran

Has the bottom dropped out of your world ?
Take Andrews Liver Salts and let the world drop out of your bottom !

 

[TopBoy]

My daughter is recovering from glandular fever having had it since May. It's called the kissing disease, so I'd like to propose that goal celebrations return to the firm handshake last seen in the 70's and early 80's.

 

[Wards]

Looks like he's back into some sort of training today

 

[I should coco]

Beattie Flu.

Off to the Saudi league this Freedee.

You heard it here first.


ISC (most definitely not ITK)

 

[Bladesman]

Looks like he's back into some sort of training today

Maybe it was glandular fever?

 

[MALDENBLADE]

i can tell you he must be getting better as he looked alright when taking his seat in the South Stand near Flecky.

Really?

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Gi lot of em a cup of honey and lemon and a touch of sugar,ask ya nanan

 

[Gin&Juice]

He needs a punch in the nose and a national service.

Ask your nanana

 

[Brian Deane]

Brian Deane was out for ages with glandular fever near the start of the 1991/92 season. Made his comeback in the 2-0 derby victory when he scored through Chris Woods' legs IIRC.

Was I ?

 

[BobblesBlade]

Was I ?

What you up to nowadays Brian

 

[Karlos]

Lot of young rookies in AFL are diagnosed with it. Theories that pushing their bodies to the limit produces a higher risk of testing positive for GF

You might be right with this mate.
I had it in the mid nineties in my early 20s. Was training 4 nights a week and playing on Sunday as well as out on the lash. Ended up with GF and acute tonsillitis and spent 4 nights in hospital and lost 2.5 stone in a week. They said I was doing too much and needed to reign in a bit

 

[8lade]

I’m telling you, there is a Harold Shipman-type at work on our medical team, snipping hamstrings and ligaments during the day then w***king himself daft thinking about it later that evening. It’s the only explanation.

You missed out the bit where he puts them to sleep for 'some procedure' and whilst they are out he snogs them. Do any of the ladies team get GF?