Drunken coked up old Blades "wanting it".

[prince albert]

R.I.P. Bald3

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Never mix coke and alcohol

I had some Bacardi and coke other weekend, now I'm worried.

 

[NuddysGloves]

I'm afraid our good friend Skeeter was revving up for another day of chaos all over the forum and so has been binned.

Less is more, WUMMERS. Less is more.

Feels strangely quiet around here now........

 

[blades95]

I'm afraid our good friend Skeeter was revving up for another day of chaos all over the forum and so has been binned.

Less is more, WUMMERS. Less is more.

His name was SkeeterBlade, Linz said see ya later mate.
He was too much trouble for her.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

I'm afraid our good friend Skeeter was revving up for another day of chaos all over the forum and so has been binned.

Less is more, WUMMERS. Less is more.

Always a good career move - forced out when at the top of your ‘game’ rather than linger a tad too long to ‘taint’ the memories
Think JOC (& John Ebrell) rather than Fleck (& Phil Thompson)

 

[Cheesebored]

 

[knowsnowt]

Have we ever had a poet laureate from Sheffield?

 

[GrunkyPeep]

Not to be pedantic but isn’t the (better) ‘punch line’
I don’t know his name but his face rings a bell

Tbh yesterday was a rough day for those of us that lurk but post the occasional joke.

Nothing we put would have had an impact yesterday. Just had to resign myself that I was fighting for second place.

 

[Gimli]

I'm afraid our good friend Skeeter was revving up for another day of chaos all over the forum and so has been binned.

Less is more, WUMMERS. Less is more.

The star that shines twice as bright, burns out twice as fast.

Sad day for the forum…

 

[Mumbo]

skeet & crew go shopping.

animal from police acadamy - Bing video

www.bing.com

 

[GrunkyPeep]

The star that shines twice as bright, burns out twice as fast.

Sad day for the forum…

Gon but nott 4gotten. RIP in peece, u r wiv da angles now

 

[Billyblade]

We need to mark this sad event tomorrow night.

Can I suggest a minutes allksire?

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

His name is skeet
He asked pompey to meet
for a feyt on bottom of moor
But then he got banned
what a shame god damn
that skeet is no more

 

[biggiesablade]

We need to mark this sad event tomorrow night.

Can I suggest a minutes allksire?

LOOKING DOWN AT YOU FROM THE KOP

 

[Bladesman]

Fotty pitns lattr ned mre cok

 

[Gin&Juice]

Skeeter and Mark are signing their autobiographies this lunchtime in the Bigun, Wicker

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Skeeter and Mark are signing their autobiographies this lunchtime in the Bigun, Wicker

I've got a hunch that signing their own names could pose a big challenge to those two

 

[blackydog]

Blaclydog

Hooray, I just got in the skeeter club before he bit the dust. (Well I think he meant me)

 

[Grandmanasty]

Class song

I really need to know more about the massive glove?
Why did you have a massive glove and how did you lose it?
When you say massive, just how massive was it?

 

[1889]

IRP Skeeter Baled innit

 

[knowsnowt]

Skeet was here
But now he's gone
He reeled off words
With his bottom
And now the forums dark and bare
But he left a piece of bottom hair
A worthless item, no great loss
But i may use it as dental floss

 

[Gimli]

Hooray, I just got in the skeeter club before he bit the dust. (Well I think he meant me)

He kept calling someone gremlin which I think could have been me, I’m claiming it anyway because it’s the most famous I’ll ever be

 

[Cappy]

He spelt my name correctly, which makes me think he meant someone else

 

[Billyblade]

Wow grwmlin still ere hidin behind a fuckin video weird or whay

Fluent Ikea that
Translation
Bookcase, wardrobe, meatballs, sofa cover, bedside lamp, fucking video, hanging basket or led bulb

 

[biggiesablade]

He kept calling someone gremlin which I think could have been me, I’m claiming it anyway because it’s the most famous I’ll ever be

I liked it when it was like he was chasing Billy around the thread typing "fuck off Bill" and I kept giggling at "save me skeeter they grabbing at me arse and legs"

 

[Billyblade]

I liked it when it was like he was chasing Billy around the thread typing "fuck off Bill" and I kept giggling at "save me skeeter they grabbing at me arse and legs"

Me too. I was pissing myself to be honest, it was a throwaway insult sometimes and completely irrelevant to the post. I think if he'd got the hang of 'quote' or 'reply' it would have been nowhere near as good a thread.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

You can take away his voice
You can take away his right to post
But you can't remove him from our hearts
He represented all that was pure and good in a blade.

We'll never forget you Skeets you unpleasant, thick, illiterate & violent scrote

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

What a week…..
Dame Edna, Les Patterson AND Barry Humphries.
Len ‘Severrrrrrn’ Goodman.
And now SkeeterBlade.
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Les Pattersons dead? When did that happen

 

[Rodley]

Who was Skeeter though? Best wind up for a while, must have been a fallen hero returned.

 

[Gimli]

I liked it when it was like he was chasing Billy around the thread typing "fuck off Bill" and I kept giggling at "save me skeeter they grabbing at me arse and legs"

To be fair when he said ‘med me jump I wos typin’ genuinely made me laugh, the rest of his patter was horrific, lower than Fallowfield level