Drunken coked up old Blades "wanting it".

[speedymcgeady]

Ha ha ok robot wanker shag a battri or summkt pal ok

Luckin down at u from the kop
The bladrs r second frol top
Can u hereeee me
alll we beeded is thjs stile of olay
To take us back to the prem agen
All we evr new
3 5 2

N in adbery a piano fgoes a little bit n its end of it i think its bank one

To the tune of “only you", I will guess.

 

[Sean Thornton]

A significant number of people are in prison because they didn't follow these two rules:

Never mix coke and alcohol.
Never mix benzos and alcohol.

How much difference does it make that the “coke” they’re taking is full of fuck knows what?

 

[Nightsweats]

How much difference does it make that the “coke” they’re taking is full of fuck knows what?

Presumably to their already puny capacity for rational thought.

 

[CornwallBlade]

I've always had a soft spot for grealish when he said to Wilder that we were the best they'd played that season the year we went up.

Agreed, he winds opposition fans and players up because he wins fouls. He always comes across as a bright and pleasant person and he’s become a hell of a footballer under Pep. I find it somewhat ironic that people on here love Billy for his free kick winning ability but rant about Grealish

 

[rosy red]

Post in thread 'What did they say?... (Caption this)' https://www.s24su.com/forum/threads/what-did-they-say-caption-this.95361/post-4494442

Interesting dialog, is it skeeter?

 

[Andy67]

Lay the prejudices on thick. I’m surprised you didn’t use ‘gammon’ and ‘brexiteers’ for your foray into the subculture of a pissed football fan.

Hello Stegosaurus,

Pretty embarassing. i am guessing they only peacocked to who they thought were easy targets, and would be as quiet as lambs if some brutes went walking by.

I have a mental image of a group of blokes -- fat, bald, red-faced, ugly. Some wearing too tight Blades shirts over their bulging bellies, shit tattoos covering their arms. Probably used to be pretty hard back in the day, but now the only person they can beat up is their wife when she "cheeks them off" AKA tuts at their embarassing behavior.

Have absolutely nothing go on in their lives and have achieved absoliutely nothing other than being a bit hard "back in the day" Desperate to relive the "glory days" and are desperate to be respected by the younger lads in their Stone Island jackets at the pub. The type of person who gets a cheap flight to a Spanish island, gets pissed up at 'Spoons before the flight and spends the entire three hours drunkenly harassing the air hostess.

 

[Maurice Maurice]

His name is Skeeter
He's a Pommpey beater
Skeeter called him a tit
Said Pommpey can't feight for shit
Shorejamview got some anarll
Skeeter made him look small
Skeeter I wish I was you
Everybody else....fuck off

 

[GodricBlade]

His name is Skeeter
He's a Pommpey beater
Skeeter called him a tit
Said Pommpey can't feight for shit
Shorejamview got some anarll
Skeeter made him look small
Skeeter I wish I was you
Everybody else....fuck off

Maurice Maurice - you’ve gone & done it too
Maurice Maurice - you’ve mentioned Shorejamview
Maurice Maurice - I’m so in love with you oh-ohhhh

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Maurice Maurice - you’ve gone & done it too
Maurice Maurice - you’ve mentioned Shorejamview
Maurice Maurice - I’m so in love with you oh-ohhhh

Love you too bro .

(Now that made me laugh)

 

[Eric_Brooks]

av it!

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

still got em on

Aye
Inside out AND back to front by now - I hope

 

[SkeeterBlade]

Lay the prejudices on thick. I’m surprised you didn’t use ‘gammon’ and ‘brexiteers’ for your foray into the subculture of a pissed football fan.

andy winf ur neck in pal ur talkin shit

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Not sure I know of him but the name rings a bell.

Not to be pedantic but isn’t the (better) ‘punch line’
I don’t know his name but his face rings a bell

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Indeed

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Is the mark the pig fallowfield or Alan meye good you talking habit of cabbage pal

 

[NuddysGloves]

He was a skeeter boy
He said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for him
He had a pretty face
But his head was up in space
He needed to come back down to earth

He was a skeeter boy
He said "seh yu laytner broi"

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Think we should go easy on skeeter cos he might just be dyslexic or have some other learning issues.

Think ‘we’ might be better recognising that he’s a brilliant WUM -
May be worthwhile thinking in Les Dawson (ask yer Ma) piano playing terms

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

 

[biggiesablade]

Almost feel hungover after all the excitement. What a day!

 

[mattbianco1]

 

[themaninblack]

'All we ever knew...3-5-2'

Chapeau sir!

 

[biggiesablade]

'All we ever knew...3-5-2'

Chapeau sir!

Annoying how this is stuck in my head

 

[Linz]

I'm afraid our good friend Skeeter was revving up for another day of chaos all over the forum and so has been binned.

Less is more, WUMMERS. Less is more.

 

[biggiesablade]

I'm afraid our good friend Skeeter was revving up for another day of chaos all over the forum and so has been binned.

Less is more, WUMMERS. Less is more.

You really are cold bludded

 

[Cappy]

 

[pommpey]

His name is Skeeter
He's a Pommpey beater
Skeeter called him a tit
Said Pommpey can't feight for shit
Shorejamview got some anarll
Skeeter made him look small
Skeeter I wish I was you
Everybody else....fuck off

Maurice Maurice 1/10: First five minutes, didn't touch the ball. Rest of game, fucking useless. Max Lowe was considerably better.

pommpey

 

[mattbianco1]

Skeeter Davis sang "End of the World".

Feels like it

 

[pommpey]

pommpey

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

WTF do I read now? Forums ruined.

 

[GodricBlade]

What a week…..
Dame Edna, Les Patterson AND Barry Humphries.
Len ‘Severrrrrrn’ Goodman.
And now SkeeterBlade.