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bibbity bobbity boo said:
Does anybody know a good way to make an erection disappear. Don't say think of your sister naked, tried this and it only made things worse.

Just watched this. Does anybody know a good way to make an erection disappear. Don't say think of your sister naked, tried this and it only made things worse.
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You're supposed to think about your own, not mine
 

bibbity bobbity boo said:
Does anybody know a good way to make an erection disappear. Don't say think of your sister naked, tried this and it only made things worse.

Just watched this. Does anybody know a good way to make an erection disappear. Don't say think of your sister naked, tried this and it only made things worse.
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Chairs. Mastadons.
 
Ainsley Harriott said:


This is such a brilliant video. Must mug off 50 players. His close control is something you only see from the absolute best players. We all know he's going to go to the very top, this compilation shows why. It's ridiculous how good he is and how easy he makes it look

Best player I've ever seen at Bramall Lane.
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Absolutely mesmerising 😍

His close ball control, dribbling and technique are as good as (And most cases better) any I've ever seen, Messi included. It's like the ball is part of his foot he has such delicate control. Never fails to amuse me watching a crowd of opposition players try to contain him, only for him to, within the blink of an eye, leave them bamboozled trailing in his wake. You can actually see their puzzled expressions and body language 🤣
 
Ainsley Harriott said:


This is such a brilliant video. Must mug off 50 players. His close control is something you only see from the absolute best players. We all know he's going to go to the very top, this compilation shows why. It's ridiculous how good he is and how easy he makes it look

Best player I've ever seen at Bramall Lane.
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The guy is a magician.
He’s a one-off.
What makes him different is not just his insane ball control but he’s got the work rate and temperament to match.
The world’s his oyster.
 
Let's face it.... He's playing in the CL next season... He's simply sublime... I've never seen anyone like him. Period. He bounces off challenges and always seems to retain both balance and ball. Enjoy every single moment he puts our shirt on is a gift. Enjoy it. Treasure it. You won't see his like for a long long time.... If ever.
 
Truly magnificent. For me it’s the fact you don’t normally get flair players with his ability and willingness to work his tits off at both ends of the pitch, I can’t actually think of a player that’s ever done that. Mbappe, Messi and Ronaldo certainly don’t do it.
 
He is excellent, especially his close ball control/dribbling and how quick of mind he can be with it. It's often that fraction of a second decision where he can see the gap etc.
How he stays up and goes round players sometimes is frankly baffling at times. I'm not sure I've seen a player do it like him.

He is destined for great things and I really hope we can carry on the journey with him for now beyond this season (Promotion only chance).

His next step is to prove himself at the level above whichever country that is in. And like a few have said there are a few areas of his game he needs to improve on for consistency. But make no bones he's a real asset.
I suspect whether we go up or not he will have suitors.
Have to hope his keen-ness to stay might continue upon promotion. I do think he is fairly settled here with his wife/gf and child too.
 
Ramadan finishes on 21 April. He may struggle in 3pm games until then. He can get a break in evening games and Monday v Burnley he can probably eat and drink just before we kick off.
People just need to make allowances if he runs out of steam or gets subbed before the end of Ramadan.
 

CPB said:
He is excellent, especially his close ball control/dribbling and how quick of mind he can be with it. It's often that fraction of a second decision where he can see the gap etc.
How he stays up and goes round players sometimes is frankly baffling at times. I'm not sure I've seen a player do it like him.

He is destined for great things and I really hope we can carry on the journey with him for now beyond this season (Promotion only chance).

His next step is to prove himself at the level above whichever country that is in. And like a few have said there are a few areas of his game he needs to improve on for consistency. But make no bones he's a real asset.
I suspect whether we go up or not he will have suitors.
Have to hope his keen-ness to stay might continue upon promotion. I do think he is fairly settled here with his wife/gf and child too.
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Purely looking at it from how I would be looking at it but he may not necessarily have realised his potential yet. His rise is only just starting and he might not be aware of it. If only a couple seasons ago I was none league and someone came and offered me the spot he has now and (even though comparatively its peanuts) the money he's making now for doing what I loved, well, I'd think I'd made it. Add to that the international appearances and I'm set!

Without trying to gush too hard I think I just enjoy that kind of a story - unknown talent plucked from nothing and destined for big things and should that happen for him I'd be very happy for the lad. Deserved it, let's face it, if those videos posted in this thread were posted by City or Liverpool channels his price would have more than trippled.
 
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