pommpey
THE FUTURE ... AS IT USED TO BE
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Well, that were fucking bobbar, wonnit?
Odd isn't it, about United. We play the top of the league, fancied team and expecting a dicking and turn out the most comprehensive performance I've seen us do since the early PL season then come back to the Lane against what is on paper a team full of cloggers and they do a very well worked job on us. Most other teams are updating their spreadsheets now as to what to do with the resurgent Blades and we'd better start having a plan B because tonight we didn't even have a plan A.
Hecky was right not to change a winning formula. You don't wallop Burnley then make several changes just for shits and giggles. But from the outset it was clear we were not easy with Rotherham's pressing and certain players had just reverted to Wilderball pumping long balls into the wings where Rotherham were waiting or in the case of the main protagonist - Oliver Norwood - blindly chipping clever balls forward into fucking no-one or out of play. We weren't creating danger or even threat and Rotherham sat back watching us pass pointlessly across the backline trying to make headway down either flank. When Fleck went off with another fucking injury and we brought a livelier McAtee on we did start to go at them a bit but by then we were one down to a classic C3PO/Enda fuck up which simply handed Toytown the goal on a plate. It was a real 'bent-slightly-at-the-knees-cheeks-spread-biting-on-the-strap' submission to them in yellow. In truth throughout the game they'd come determined to get at least something out of the night instead of a penising. And let's face it, they have form for doing it at the squeals, so why not come to high-flying Sheffield United and make them consider maybe they aren't as good as the previous three games suggest? They did just that. We failed to come out and at them in the second half and reverted to half chances and hustle and bustle rather than the concerted, determined and frankly excellent punishment handed out on Saturday. All over this match we looked like we'd simply reset ourselves to the QPR game in levels of non-productivity and endeavour even with format changes and substitutions.
We still have the chance to go to Cardiff on Saturday and go top, with Burnley and Blackburn punching each other out the following day. If we turn up like tonight and think it's in the bag we'll end up fourth and will have to scrap our way back into the fight after a lengthy break and practically a new squad with the returnees, inshallah. Tonight was a vast, disappointing missed opportunity, gifting Rotherham all the spoils and showing our absolute weaknesses to a watching world. Certain players need to up their game for the final match before the break and at least go into it not giving the points away like we did tonight.
Foderingham 6/10: One uncharacteristic fluffed cross and no chance with the goal. Tale of the game really that he barely has much to save or do yet we still lose
Baldock 6/10: Tigerish and committed but basically ineffective
Anel 5/10: Hate to say it but his recent performances have contained inconsistencies. One surging run tonight. Nowt much else
Egan 6/10: Covered a lot of ground both late on up the pitch and in defence. Shite smack on goal though. That should have gone in
Robinson 4/10: Part of a weak spot for us tonight and although in spells in the tackle, he was half to blame for their goal. Shame, because I thought Saturday saved his reputation
Stevens 3/10: Below standard and lacking in so many areas. He's not the Enda we knew from what ... five years ago now. And we are paying for that
Osborn 4/10: Back to his usual 'runs-about' mode and frankly ineffective. Even at LWB where he was marginally better and more involved, the link up play was scrappy and disjointed from him
Norwood 4/10: 'When he plays well, we play well'. I'll leave that fucker hanging there for you Norwood fanboys to consider whilst factoring in his inconsistency. And for fucks sake. He's had what ... fifteen free kicks this season from a scoring position and put one in. The rest have ended up clearing the goalposts entirely without the keeper getting a hand on them. If that's not enough indication to let some other fucker take them then I don't know what is. He is SHITE at free kicks ... sweet feet or not. If you have fifteen free kicks from that position and you are that good, at least twelve should be on target. Over the bar they are fuck all use. Saved/parried they are still active for N'Daiye/McBurnie to pounce
Fleck 2/10: Prior to his injury he was anonymous
N'Daiye 5.5/10: Tried very hard to have any effect but was found not once my a pisspoor midfield or wingbacks. Rotherham also managed to put a massive air gap between him and McBurnie where no spark could jump across
McBurnie 6/10: Had a few chances but he was not fed or supported at all. Hope he's got the legs for Cardiff
McAtee 6/10: Improved performance with some tricky runs but nowt to show for it. Shame he was subbed
Basham 6.5/10: Added some grit and experience into midfield
Sharp 3/10: Usual hustle and bustle from Billy. I doubt he'll score this season again
Khadra 4/10: Went at them with no result. One very poor cross then another which should have gone in
HJ&SMcC 3/10: Thought they just got the whole game wrong tonight. Mind you, the players should take some of that also. Tonight was dreadfully disappointing
pommpey
Odd isn't it, about United. We play the top of the league, fancied team and expecting a dicking and turn out the most comprehensive performance I've seen us do since the early PL season then come back to the Lane against what is on paper a team full of cloggers and they do a very well worked job on us. Most other teams are updating their spreadsheets now as to what to do with the resurgent Blades and we'd better start having a plan B because tonight we didn't even have a plan A.
Hecky was right not to change a winning formula. You don't wallop Burnley then make several changes just for shits and giggles. But from the outset it was clear we were not easy with Rotherham's pressing and certain players had just reverted to Wilderball pumping long balls into the wings where Rotherham were waiting or in the case of the main protagonist - Oliver Norwood - blindly chipping clever balls forward into fucking no-one or out of play. We weren't creating danger or even threat and Rotherham sat back watching us pass pointlessly across the backline trying to make headway down either flank. When Fleck went off with another fucking injury and we brought a livelier McAtee on we did start to go at them a bit but by then we were one down to a classic C3PO/Enda fuck up which simply handed Toytown the goal on a plate. It was a real 'bent-slightly-at-the-knees-cheeks-spread-biting-on-the-strap' submission to them in yellow. In truth throughout the game they'd come determined to get at least something out of the night instead of a penising. And let's face it, they have form for doing it at the squeals, so why not come to high-flying Sheffield United and make them consider maybe they aren't as good as the previous three games suggest? They did just that. We failed to come out and at them in the second half and reverted to half chances and hustle and bustle rather than the concerted, determined and frankly excellent punishment handed out on Saturday. All over this match we looked like we'd simply reset ourselves to the QPR game in levels of non-productivity and endeavour even with format changes and substitutions.
We still have the chance to go to Cardiff on Saturday and go top, with Burnley and Blackburn punching each other out the following day. If we turn up like tonight and think it's in the bag we'll end up fourth and will have to scrap our way back into the fight after a lengthy break and practically a new squad with the returnees, inshallah. Tonight was a vast, disappointing missed opportunity, gifting Rotherham all the spoils and showing our absolute weaknesses to a watching world. Certain players need to up their game for the final match before the break and at least go into it not giving the points away like we did tonight.
Foderingham 6/10: One uncharacteristic fluffed cross and no chance with the goal. Tale of the game really that he barely has much to save or do yet we still lose
Baldock 6/10: Tigerish and committed but basically ineffective
Anel 5/10: Hate to say it but his recent performances have contained inconsistencies. One surging run tonight. Nowt much else
Egan 6/10: Covered a lot of ground both late on up the pitch and in defence. Shite smack on goal though. That should have gone in
Robinson 4/10: Part of a weak spot for us tonight and although in spells in the tackle, he was half to blame for their goal. Shame, because I thought Saturday saved his reputation
Stevens 3/10: Below standard and lacking in so many areas. He's not the Enda we knew from what ... five years ago now. And we are paying for that
Osborn 4/10: Back to his usual 'runs-about' mode and frankly ineffective. Even at LWB where he was marginally better and more involved, the link up play was scrappy and disjointed from him
Norwood 4/10: 'When he plays well, we play well'. I'll leave that fucker hanging there for you Norwood fanboys to consider whilst factoring in his inconsistency. And for fucks sake. He's had what ... fifteen free kicks this season from a scoring position and put one in. The rest have ended up clearing the goalposts entirely without the keeper getting a hand on them. If that's not enough indication to let some other fucker take them then I don't know what is. He is SHITE at free kicks ... sweet feet or not. If you have fifteen free kicks from that position and you are that good, at least twelve should be on target. Over the bar they are fuck all use. Saved/parried they are still active for N'Daiye/McBurnie to pounce
Fleck 2/10: Prior to his injury he was anonymous
N'Daiye 5.5/10: Tried very hard to have any effect but was found not once my a pisspoor midfield or wingbacks. Rotherham also managed to put a massive air gap between him and McBurnie where no spark could jump across
McBurnie 6/10: Had a few chances but he was not fed or supported at all. Hope he's got the legs for Cardiff
McAtee 6/10: Improved performance with some tricky runs but nowt to show for it. Shame he was subbed
Basham 6.5/10: Added some grit and experience into midfield
Sharp 3/10: Usual hustle and bustle from Billy. I doubt he'll score this season again
Khadra 4/10: Went at them with no result. One very poor cross then another which should have gone in
HJ&SMcC 3/10: Thought they just got the whole game wrong tonight. Mind you, the players should take some of that also. Tonight was dreadfully disappointing
pommpey