Only fools and horses

[bertieblade]

Anyone know the lyrics to the latest blades song?

love our original songs

 

[Trigger Blade]

Rodley is your man

 

[Rodley]

I’ll put a pony in your pocket,
We’ll have our butty in the van,
And if you want the best uns and you don’t have questions Paul Hecky is your man,
And where it all comes from int a mystery, we’ve got Egan and Ndiaye and McBurnie,
But here’s the one that’s driving me berserk,
Why is Darren Moore still in work!?
Nanananana

 

[bertieblade]

 

[Mike325]

I’ll put a pony in your pocket,
We’ll have our butty in the van,
And if you want the best uns and you don’t have questions Paul Hecky is your man,
And where it all comes from int a mystery, we’ve got Egan and Ndiaye and McBurnie,
But here’s the one that’s driving me berserk,
Why is Darren Moore still in work!?
Nanananana

 

[Boxer Blade]

I’ll put a pony in your pocket,
We’ll have our butty in the van,
And if you want the best uns and you don’t have questions Paul Hecky is your man,
And where it all comes from int a mystery, we’ve got Egan and Ndiaye and McBurnie,
But here’s the one that’s driving me berserk,
Why is Darren Moore still in work!?
Nanananana

Very good,

 

[Pollingtonblade]

That one where Del falls over in the bar. Classic.

 

[Stretch]

I’ll put a pony in your pocket,
We’ll have our butty in the van,
And if you want the best uns and you don’t have questions Paul Hecky is your man,
And where it all comes from int a mystery, we’ve got Egan and Ndiaye and McBurnie,
But here’s the one that’s driving me berserk,
Why is Darren Moore still in work!?
Nanananana

FFS, I was keeping it together until that last line

 

[ElephantBlade]

I

love this so much lol

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

FFS, I was keeping it together until that last line

I remember singing it when Monk was there and the same line was said. It got me n all

 

[bladesmanluke]

That. Is fucking brilliant

 

[Russ]

cushty that.

Triffic