Give McBurnie another chance

[Drunk blade]

We are desperate for another mascot
He’s proven he can win the occasional aerial duel if fit
He can kick the ball into his own face
He's proven he can bring his own players down when through on goal
He gained us 0 points single handedly last 2 seasons
He hasn’t had the covid vaccine despite missing half of last season with covid
He's got a gingery beard and likes hitting people
He's not in jail yet and likes biscuits

 

[BushBlade]

Depends on what biscuits he likes.

 

[robbiez666]

Surely this should end with "your Honour"?

 

[BarcaBlade]

We are desperate for another mascot
He’s proven he can win the occasional aerial duel if fit
He can kick the ball into his own face
He's proven he can bring his own players down when through on goal
He gained us 0 points single handedly last 2 seasons
He hasn’t had the covid vaccine despite missing half of last season with covid
He's got a gingery beard and likes hitting people
He's not in jail yet and likes biscuits

Hard to argue with that. Solid case.

He's our number 9.

 

[BigBed]

£20million.....

 

[Yogi]

Depends on what biscuits he likes.

If it’s Malted Milk he’ll have a cult following but be regarded as odd by the majority

 

[BarcaBlade]

If it’s Malted Milk he’ll have a cult following but be regarded as odd by the majority

Garibaldis!

 

[Bladesman]

If he likes Rich Tea biscuits and dunks them in his tea then we should release him from his contract immediately.

 

[DronnieBlade]

Chance #35.

Not bad in 4 years

You woz warned .

UTB

 

[El Volví]

We are desperate for another mascot
He’s proven he can win the occasional aerial duel if fit
He can kick the ball into his own face
He's proven he can bring his own players down when through on goal
He gained us 0 points single handedly last 2 seasons
He hasn’t had the covid vaccine despite missing half of last season with covid
He's got a gingery beard and likes hitting people
He's not in jail yet and likes biscuits

You missed waving his arms at the Ref.

 

[El Volví]

Depends on what biscuits he likes.

I reckon custard cream

 

[wavy-blade]

We let McGoldrick go and keep MacBurnie

 

[BarcaBlade]

You missed waving his arms at the Ref.

None better at that. Just my opinion.

 

[Mario1889]

We are desperate for another mascot
He’s proven he can win the occasional aerial duel if fit
He can kick the ball into his own face
He's proven he can bring his own players down when through on goal
He gained us 0 points single handedly last 2 seasons
He hasn’t had the covid vaccine despite missing half of last season with covid
He's got a gingery beard and likes hitting people
He's not in jail yet and likes biscuits

Most sensible post I’ve seen on here in a long time.

 

[pommpey]

We are desperate for another mascot
He’s proven he can win the occasional aerial duel if fit
He can kick the ball into his own face
He's proven he can bring his own players down when through on goal
He gained us 0 points single handedly last 2 seasons
He hasn’t had the covid vaccine despite missing half of last season with covid
He's got a gingery beard and likes hitting people
He's not in jail yet and likes biscuits

Y'see, I think this is ace.

Gerrimplayed!

pommpey

 

[bladebloke]

Going Fig Roll on this one

 

[BLADES1988]

Guaranteed if this streak of piss goes anywhere else he'll score loads. The blades curse

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

We are desperate for another mascot
He’s proven he can win the occasional aerial duel if fit
He can kick the ball into his own face
He's proven he can bring his own players down when through on goal
He gained us 0 points single handedly last 2 seasons
He hasn’t had the covid vaccine despite missing half of last season with covid
He's got a gingery beard and likes hitting people
He's not in jail yet and likes biscuits

All of these arguments are so compelling!

 

[Eza Blade]

Pink wafer

 

[brownblade]

I was really pleased when we signed McBurnie.

Edit: If he likes digestives he can piss right off. They're so bad.

 

[Charlieblade]

When Brewster, Sharp and McBurnie are all fit for selection, and we play with a single striker, what order do you put them in? Remember that your number 2 pick will automatically be on the bench!

 

[JayGreen17]

When he pulls on the red and white we’ll always support the lad, he’s a blade and we should want him to do well, if he gives his all we’ll support him

 

[Houston_Blade]

When Brewster, Sharp and McBurnie are all fit for selection, and we play with a single striker, what order do you put them in? Remember that your number 2 pick will automatically be on the bench!

Sharp, Brewster and Jebbo/Osula.

McBurnie can be head of training ground bantz if he’s bored.

 

[Cheesebored]

When he pulls on the red and white we’ll always support the lad, he’s a blade and we should want him to do well, if he gives his all we’ll support him

I reckon everyone wants him to do well and have done since we signed him. It's time he gave us something back. I'll not hold my breath.

 

[Champagneblade]

He hasn’t scored a single league goal since he inexplicably blocked me on twitter.

Hopefully he starts to realise that.

 

[shorehamview]

When he pulls on the red and white we’ll always support the lad, he’s a blade and we should want him to do well, if he gives his all we’ll support him

“If”.

 

[originaltrueblade]

He brings nothing to the game biggest waste of money we ever spent

 

[Westran]

Guaranteed if this streak of piss goes anywhere else he'll score loads. The blades curse

Maybe because we only ever play tall striker's as target men and hold up players

 

[pommpey]

He brings nothing to the game biggest waste of money we ever spent

Amongst others.

I think Bogle is the only player who has ... in limited terms only ... returned his value on what we paid for him pound for pound.

pommpey

 

[Stanthemanfan]

Weeers fallowfield?