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TheSwollengland

TheSwollengland

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54 today
First game 1965
Regular since I was 8
Season ticket holder since I was 16
Over 80 of the current grounds plus some no longer in league and some sScottish grounds visited
6ft tall and 19 stone
Is that big enough for you?
Do I qualify for big Blade status
 



Many happy returns of the day!!
And, yes. I think it's fair to say you're a Blade!!:)
 
TheSwollengland said:
54 today
First game 1965
Regular since I was 8
Season ticket holder since I was 16
Over 80 of the current grounds plus some no longer in league and some sScottish grounds visited
6ft tall and 19 stone
Is that big enough for you?
Do I qualify for big Blade status
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Only 54? Are you sure?
How old's your younger brother Bob?
 
Probably suggests that the gland gets swollen less frequently these days!
 
Only 52, first game i can remember against Watford, best game seen away to Leicester to get promotion. Low point equal, losing to pigs in semi and play offs against Wolves. Sat is the big one... draw or better and we should be ok.
Danny, cheers.
 
TheSwollengland said:
54 today
First game 1965
Regular since I was 8
Season ticket holder since I was 16
Over 80 of the current grounds plus some no longer in league and some sScottish grounds visited
6ft tall and 19 stone
Is that big enough for you?
Do I qualify for big Blade status
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Love Pussies and built like a brick shithouse.

Happy Birthday mate from Brownie and Stella
 
SK10Blade said:
Only 52, first game i can remember against Watford, best game seen away to Leicester to get promotion. Low point equal, losing to pigs in semi and play offs against Wolves. Sat is the big one... draw or better and we should be ok.
Danny, cheers.
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What's happening Sat?
Proves how big a Blade you are
 
Happy birthday swollen yer owd git! :D

Was TC as good as they say?................ My first game was against Wigan in the Premiership season :eek:
 



I'm taller and older, but only 15 stone. Do I win a prize? :)
Happy birthday.
 
Hope you had a good birthday yesterday.

One of the best posts in ages.

At one time we were going to have a section for people euphamistically called by Linz as 'piss bags' you would have fitted in very well with me and SilverFox and some of the other more seasoned Blades.
 
dingledog said:
Hope you had a good birthday yesterday.

One of the best posts in ages.

At one time we were going to have a section for people euphamistically called by Linz as 'piss bags' you would have fitted in very well with me and SilverFox and some of the other more seasoned Blades.
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Don't drag me into your old gits club!

:)
 
Bert is taller, about five and a half stone lighter and when he last checked with the club they said that his loyalty points went back to the 1960's and that he has 2,675,998 of them.

What's more he has just arisen from his sun bed and flown in from Havana yesterday so that he can attend the game in S6 on Sunday.

Hasta la victoria siempre
 
Blah, blah, blah blah blah. Still wears rubbish jackets. And seems to only go to Havana on holiday. The world's a big old place you know.
 
Bert, like his jacket was made in Sheffield and his grasp of world geography is second to none although he has no knowledge or experience of the Heathrow Travelodge, thank goodness.
 
Who needs Havana, when the only way is Benidorm and pints of local at 1 Euro each!
 
Bert said:
Bert, like his jacket was made in Sheffield and his grasp of world geography is second to none although he has no knowledge or experience of the Heathrow Travelodge, thank goodness.
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Touche bert
 
Bert said:
Bert is taller, about five and a half stone lighter and when he last checked with the club they said that his loyalty points went back to the 1960's and that he has 2,675,998 of them.

What's more he has just arisen from his sun bed and flown in from Havana yesterday so that he can attend the game in S6 on Sunday.

Hasta la victoria siempre
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Bugger me, and Bert complained about paying a few quid extra for his season ticket!

:)

UTB
 
alcoblade said:
Bugger me, and Bert complained about paying a few quid extra for his season ticket!

:)

UTB
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Bert is a man of principle so he didn't buy the season tickets this season.

However there were still two tickets for the Leppings Lane Upper waiting for him when he returned home yesterday. The sun always shines on the righteous.
 
If Bert is five and a half stone lighter than SG why does he need two tickets?
 
Bert said:
Bert, like his jacket was made in Sheffield and his grasp of world geography is second to none although he has no knowledge or experience of the Heathrow Travelodge, thank goodness.
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I've used the Heathrow Travelodge in the past. It "does a job" as they say, if you've got an early flight to catch.
 
Paulus said:
If Bert is five and a half stone lighter than SG why does he need two tickets?
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There is a younger, taller version of Bert who is known as Bert Jnr. He gets the other ticket.
 



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