Have I missed summat here - Lifted from porktalk.......

[Angef1Blade]

""We wont beat them trying to play football as we dont really have any footballers, so we need to get as many balls into the box as possible, get the big lads forward and play to what strengths we do actually have, they have a small centre half and a keeper who likes to flap, so lets put them under pressure, it's never going to be pretty, but it might just be effective. ""

Have we signed a new player or are the little piggies so obsessed with their massiveness that our "small centre half ", and I'm assuming they're referring to Collins, is actually, quite small. According to the stats on the official site, he's a mere slip of a man at a diminutive 6ft 3".. Perhaps they were referring to Harry? It could also be that I see the players from a different perspective, when stretching up to my full height of 5ft 1"?

 

[Pinchy]

""We wont beat them trying to play football as we dont really have any footballers, so we need to get as many balls into the box as possible, get the big lads forward and play to what strengths we do actually have, they have a small centre half and a keeper who likes to flap, so lets put them under pressure, it's never going to be pretty, but it might just be effective. ""

Have we signed a new player or are the little piggies so obsessed with their massiveness that our "small centre half ", and I'm assuming they're referring to Collins, is actually, quite small. According to the stats on the official site, he's a mere slip of a man at a diminutive 6ft 3".. Perhaps they were referring to Harry? It could also be that I see the players from a different perspective, when stretching up to my full height of 5ft 1"?

Humourous and attractive prose. Would you like to join RAPFA?

 

[Mousey]

Short arse.

 

[Pinchy]

Just below average, actually. A bit harsh!

 

[debbyblade]

That's how he talks to his Auntie - the names he calls his mother are even worse!

 

[bricktop]

Humourous and attractive prose. Would you like to join RAPFA?

Has my application reached RAPTA towers yet?

 

[Pinchy]

Has my application reached RAPTA towers yet?

Can we make it Probationary to the end of the season? It's clear that you know your real ale, though I'm not sure Wonky Donkey is Fugglehead's best brew, and you do play golf. You can compose a decent paragraph or two.

I'd have you in straight away, but Comrade Ollessandro still has an issue with...well...erm...you know that photo?...

Oh, and you'll have to change your Christian name

 

[bricktop]

I thought you was the head honcho of RAPTA, and therefore had a veto over Comrade Ollessandro?

 

[JJ Sefton]

I have to say, joining RAPFA has taken my matchday experience to a new level.

 

[Pinchy]

We go from strength to strength.

RAPFA is a democratic, equal-opportunity, elitist Olle-garchy.

If I can only remember who the members are we'll have a vote! I know there's Raul and someone who stopped posting immediately after joining! Guesty, I think, got in on condition he started drinking again.

P.S. My casting vote is worth one more than however many members we've got.

 

[bricktop]

How many votes does Raul get?

 

[JJ Sefton]

I got a leather patch for each elbow and a painting of a dray horse in my joining pack.

 

[shorehamview]

RAPFA is a democratic, equal-opportunity, elitist Olle-garchy.

Does "democratic" now mean "ego-maniacal conglomerate of sock-puppets" now?

 

[judge]

I would rather drink the devils piss than join
Real
Ale
Poisons
Innocent
Simpletons
Totally
Stupidly

 

[blade too long]

It could also be that I see the players from a different perspective, when stretching up to my full height of 5ft 1"?

Are you the crankies stunt double ?

 

[oldblade]

I would rather drink the devils piss than join
Real
Ale
Poisons
Innocent
Simpletons
Totally
Stupidly

If you're a lager drinker you already do drink it.

 

[judge]

If you're a lager drinker you already do drink it.

How dare you sir ?

 

[SwissBlade]

Simmo 6'2
Lowton 5'11
LJF 6'2
Collins 6'3
Harry 6'2

Who the blazes are we playing ? The BFG and his buddies

Flapper Simmo? The Blades have kept 13 clean sheets this season, more than any other team

Pigs, at best ill informed, at worst fecking clueless

 

[Pinchy]

How many votes does Raul get?

Uno, Solo uno.