Bar that can test my piss for infection whilst allowing urethral sounding in the waiting area. Has naked nurses (preferably female) and doesn't mind..

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Billyblade said:
Oh hang on.
Can't get my CRX that close because of that fucking road train thing.
There is a CEX up the road though. Only a letter out
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Unless you can still get round near the Dove and Rainbow. Had a tit-wank in there once too. Up against the caravan. That Bailey Sprite was useful as I needed something to brace myself against to get my knees round my ears so my flabby breasts enveloped my prong. Combing your own white wee-wee out of your beard is not a great way to spend an evening though.
 
knowsnowt said:
Is no one going to take this serious!
I'll be gutted if I miss the match. :(
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Took you serious about posh food , fat lasses and Masham - got me emotionally involved with your welfare - i had great hopes for you - but that went tits (wank) up , so no Mr KN, sort your own sex & drug footie playoff festival out yourself.
 
knowsnowt said:
Me being pissed whilst chugging on crack, smack, spice, pipe tobacco and balloons.
Does free tit wanks, nosh clean ups and complimentary moist towelettes.
Must be within 4 yards of a slag sat in a 1990 white Honda crx also. Seat cannot have a torn drivers bolster.

And is showing the match on Friday.
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Free tit wanks eh, is that with or without lubrication?!
 



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