Bar that can test my piss for infection whilst allowing urethral sounding in the waiting area. Has naked nurses (preferably female) and doesn't mind..

[knowsnowt]

Me being pissed whilst chugging on crack, smack, spice, pipe tobacco and balloons.
Does free tit wanks, nosh clean ups and complimentary moist towelettes.
Must be within 4 yards of a slag sat in a 1990 white Honda crx also. Seat cannot have a torn drivers bolster.

And is showing the match on Friday.

 

[Speedracer]

Might get that at the old Christy's Bar in S6 mate.

 

[knowsnowt]

Might get that at the old Christy's Bar in S6 mate.

Thanks mate.
Do you know if they have babycham on draught?

 

[Speedracer]

Thanks mate.
Do you know if they have babycham on draught?

If anywhere does it it will be there I am sure.

 

[Bayingblade]

Me being pissed whilst chugging on crack, smack, spice, pipe tobacco and balloons.
Does free tit wanks, nosh clean ups and complimentary moist towelettes.
Must be within 4 yards of a slag sat in a 1990 white Honda crx also. Seat cannot have a torn drivers bolster.

And is showing the match on Friday.

Think you'll struggle, Knowsnowt.........they stopped making the Honda CRX in 1987.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Me being pissed whilst chugging on crack, smack, spice, pipe tobacco and balloons.
Does free tit wanks, nosh clean ups and complimentary moist towelettes.
Must be within 4 yards of a slag sat in a 1990 white Honda crx also. Seat cannot have a torn drivers bolster.

And is showing the match on Friday.

Heard there's one in Ulaan Bataar.
Time zone difference gets the match on Friday too.

 

[OnmiEdson]

Sorry knowsnowt
Only forest fans get those kind of perks
You will have to put up with the complimentary DIY Prince Albert kit you will find under your seat in BLLT
We are going for the Sam Sneer look to scare the stewards….

 

[ekke287]

I think a bar is the last thing you need buddy

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Me being pissed whilst chugging on crack, smack, spice, pipe tobacco and balloons.
Does free tit wanks, nosh clean ups and complimentary moist towelettes.
Must be within 4 yards of a slag sat in a 1990 white Honda crx also. Seat cannot have a torn drivers bolster.

And is showing the match on Friday.

Would that be one of those new fangled theme bars you young people go on about these days? In my day we would settle for a pint of pale ale and a game of dominoes in the snug at the local then a mug of cocoa before bed.

 

[1973Blade]

Me being pissed whilst chugging on crack, smack, spice, pipe tobacco and balloons.
Does free tit wanks, nosh clean ups and complimentary moist towelettes.
Must be within 4 yards of a slag sat in a 1990 white Honda crx also. Seat cannot have a torn drivers bolster.

And is showing the match on Friday.

The match is on Saturday!

 

[Rufus Smalls]

Me being pissed whilst chugging on crack, smack, spice, pipe tobacco and balloons.
Does free tit wanks, nosh clean ups and complimentary moist towelettes.
Must be within 4 yards of a slag sat in a 1990 white Honda crx also. Seat cannot have a torn drivers bolster.

And is showing the match on Friday.

Sounds like A&E every weekend after midnight at the Northern General.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The match is on Saturday!

Great. Now he’s roaming the streets on match day.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I know one, but the Honda's in black. Will that do?

 

[Bell4]

Would that be one of those new fangled theme bars you young people go on about these days? In my day we would settle for a pint of pale ale and a game of dominoes in the snug at the local then a mug of cocoa before bed.

Ahhhh

Heaven

Knock knock

 

[raimond]

Me being pissed whilst chugging on crack, smack, spice, pipe tobacco and balloons.
Does free tit wanks, nosh clean ups and complimentary moist towelettes.
Must be within 4 yards of a slag sat in a 1990 white Honda crx also. Seat cannot have a torn drivers bolster.

And is showing the match on Friday.

Berlins and Gossips shut years back pal.

 

[Rodley]

Now this is an OP

 

[S64 Blade]

Me being pissed whilst chugging on crack, smack, spice, pipe tobacco and balloons.
Does free tit wanks, nosh clean ups and complimentary moist towelettes.
Must be within 4 yards of a slag sat in a 1990 white Honda crx also. Seat cannot have a torn drivers bolster.

And is showing the match on Friday.

Kit Kat club, Berlin.

 

[Argentinemanager]

This is absolutly disgusting, using moist toweletts, dont you know these have micro plastics in

 

[west_yorks_blade]

This is absolutly disgusting, using moist toweletts, dont you know these have micro plastics in

I’m more worried about what he does to make them moist.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Me being pissed whilst chugging on crack, smack, spice, pipe tobacco and balloons.
Does free tit wanks, nosh clean ups and complimentary moist towelettes.
Must be within 4 yards of a slag sat in a 1990 white Honda crx also. Seat cannot have a torn drivers bolster.

And is showing the match on Friday.

You sir, are a complete head case.

Respect…

 

[Hartley Hare]

Me being pissed whilst chugging on crack, smack, spice, pipe tobacco and balloons.
Does free tit wanks, nosh clean ups and complimentary moist towelettes.
Must be within 4 yards of a slag sat in a 1990 white Honda crx also. Seat cannot have a torn drivers bolster.

And is showing the match on Friday.

I've got some pipe tobacco and pipes and I also had the pleasure of owning a white Honda CRX like this one;



Apart from the moist towelettes, which I reckon I could muster I can't help with rest on yer list.

HH

 

[Hartley Hare]

Thanks, Bye.

HH

 

[knowsnowt]

The match is on Saturday!

Well I know that, but it doesnt fit in with my plans.

 

[Le Cynique]

Kit Kat club, Berlin.

Even Elon Musk couldn't get in there.

 

[TomHeffernan]

I know just the place but they don’t have a telly

 

[Overthehills]

Please write a novel....

I will pre order!

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Still made more sense than any thread started by blade too long.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

This is more of a joke than Brewsters coffee table. How is this stuff allowed on this site?

It's outrageous. I'm outraged.

 

[Bell4]

Me being pissed whilst chugging on crack, smack, spice, pipe tobacco and balloons.
Does free tit wanks, nosh clean ups and complimentary moist towelettes.
Must be within 4 yards of a slag sat in a 1990 white Honda crx also. Seat cannot have a torn drivers bolster.

And is showing the match on Friday.

What’s a tit wank?

 

[Bladesman]

Well I know that, but it doesnt fit in with my plans.

I don't know if the EFL will move the match for you.