Disgusting

[William Large]

Spot on. There'll be some bellend, piss poor excuse of a parent on here shortly screeching about how their kids got ADHD or something

Exactly. Leave the little fuckers at home.

 

[petcharlie]

Hats off to the Knobhead who smuggled a glass bottle into the South Stand, then threw it down from the back. It smashed just behind my nephew. Luckily it didn't hit anyone.

I'm not sure what these twats get off on. All celebrating at 3-0 and someone tries to ruin someone else's day.

Pricks

Could not agree more mate . no good looking for the idiot on mastermind . must not have been his day for the brain cell in his household today.

 

[Bladesman]

We do have some complete melts in our fan base they have got worse ever since the FA Cup semi-final at Wembley.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Exactly. Leave the little fuckers at home.

Or, don't have them in the first place

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Who gives a fuck. It isn't a flare it just puffs smoke out.
Chill out.

 

[DiggerBlade]

It was kids and a couple of older women who should have known better on the pitch. One of them giving V and wanker signs to the steward who told them to get off the pitch. There was only a handful tbf. It is never fully complied with. It's not even the last game.

what a proper twat she was eh? She was obviously embarrased with her shit show role model behaviour..

 

[Shirty Blade]

I get that we want Bigger crowds, but the fat smelly woman sat near me, who was spilling out her her undersized blades shirt (akin to a busted sausage), kept asking her equally smelly, fat and inadequately dressed partner and offspring ‘are we in’t playoffs at moment then?’ Before the game kicked off, after EVERY goal, and at the end.
Then the pièce de résistance - ‘are we playing Wednesday in’t play offs nar then?!’
When the retards ran on the pitch, it literally made her day shouting ‘goooo on’ and grinning like an imbecile.
I hope she treads in dog shit on the way home.

Seems a bit unfair. What has the dog shit done to deserve that!

 

[Gareth Kay]

Who gives a fuck. It isn't a flare it just puffs smoke out.
Chill out.

That one was a flare

 

[Lower Drop Blade]

Big crowds at important games bring the worst Blades out of the woodwork. Wembley will be unbearable.

Usually a bit of Blade on Blade action at Wembley....

 

[TJB.]

Who gives a fuck. It isn't a flare it just puffs smoke out.
Chill out.

The smoke isn't the issue (at least not for me personally, anyway). Being cowardly enough to throw it at your own fans is where it becomes cunty behaviour.

Plenty of kids about on the Kop as ever. Be a lovely experience for a nipper to have that smack 'em in the head, wunnit.

 

[OnmiEdson]

On a technical point
If they trod in dogshit would they have snapped it out themselves seeing as how they were dog otters??

 

[kgchezzyblade]

We should ban pitch invaders for life and their parents if they are youngsters like Middlesbrough have done. One kid who ran on pitch with her Dad got Berger’s shirt Dad stuffed it up his jumper and went asking other players for their shirts too ..ban the lot of them

 

[Jon Bon II]

Well done to the idiot on John Street who managed to smuggle a crane with a wrecking ball into the stand and then proceeded to whir it round above everyone's head when the 3rd goal went in. Wasn't even wearing a hard hat and hi-vis. Wanker!

 

[Hull Blade]

Respect for him getting a flamethrower in.

Once upon a Time in Hollywood.

That's a flamethrower.

 

[Hartley Hare]

All very depressing, as is the prospect of bad behaviour at Wembley, should we get that far.

We have form, and seem to have more than our fair share of idiots and troublemakers.

HH

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

That one was a flare

If it was an actual flare, fair enough. Dangerous, unacceptable.
Any others I've seen are paintballing smoke.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

We should ban pitch invaders for life and their parents if they are youngsters like Middlesbrough have done. One kid who ran on pitch with her Dad got Berger’s shirt Dad stuffed it up his jumper and went asking other players for their shirts too ..ban the lot of them

Shouldn't ban a 7 year old for life if the kids twat parent pulls him on the pitch.
Saw some little kids with bellend dad's running round.
Them kids have enough problems to deal with.

 

[Chief14]

We should ban pitch invaders for life and their parents if they are youngsters like Middlesbrough have done. One kid who ran on pitch with her Dad got Berger’s shirt Dad stuffed it up his jumper and went asking other players for their shirts too ..ban the lot of them

I was glad to see Norwood appeared to tell all the kids that came up to him to do one

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

Your friendly reminder that Club Bans are effectively unenforceable. If you get a ban off the club. The worst that can happen is - they "somehow" find you in the ground at a subsequent game (unlikely) and ask you to leave. You leave quietly. And then sit in a different seat/stand for the next game.

 

[cahill]

Anyone see the chap stood on the advertising boards telling the kop to ‘suck his dick’ while doing a spunking movement with his hands. Really wanted him to be chinned

No but the way you tell it is sheer poetry

 

[cahill]

Spot on. There'll be some bellend, piss poor excuse of a parent on here shortly screeching about how their kids got ADHD or something

Funny isn’t it. Bitd they were just » retards ». Political correctness gone mad

 

[cahill]

I get that we want Bigger crowds, but the fat smelly woman sat near me, who was spilling out her her undersized blades shirt (akin to a busted sausage), kept asking her equally smelly, fat and inadequately dressed partner and offspring ‘are we in’t playoffs at moment then?’ Before the game kicked off, after EVERY goal, and at the end.
Then the pièce de résistance - ‘are we playing Wednesday in’t play offs nar then?!’
When the retards ran on the pitch, it literally made her day shouting ‘goooo on’ and grinning like an imbecile.
I hope she treads in dog shit on the way home.

You’ve met our lass then ?

 

[cahill]

I knew I’d seen them before…

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Sounds like comedy gold today

 

[Whiston Blade]

Just seen this on Twitter..

 

[007]

Anyone see the chap stood on the advertising boards telling the kop to ‘suck his dick’ while doing a spunking movement with his hands. Really wanted him to be chinned

Yes saw this and had the same thought as you.

 

[petcharlie]

Yes saw this and had the same thought

Anyone see the chap stood on the advertising boards telling the kop to ‘suck his dick’ while doing a spunking movement with his hands. Really wanted him to be chinned

He sounds a real class act

 

[William Large]

You’ve met our lass

You’ve met our lass then ?

fair play to you. They say there is someone for everyone and I hate to sound shallow, but I wouldn’t ride that into battle!

 

[Solihull Blade]

I got hit by a pie after 3rd goal thrown from the back of the kop. Not sure of the flavour but definitely had Hendos on it.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Thought this thread was going to be about the selfish idiots who ran on the pitch at full-time.

Apologies for the duplication but I posted this in the Twats thread earlier:

Bramall Lane Stadium Announcement this afternoon:

"We would respectfully ask that supporters don't enter the playing area or run on the pitch at the end of the game as the players will be doing a lap of appreciation etc"

So just for you folks and kids who ignored this polite request:

Young kids who ran on the pitch - understandable excitement and a nice try to beg for a players shirt - but you are little twats.

Teenagers who ran on the pitch - twats

Men and women who ran on the pitch - ignorant twats who should know better.

Parents encouraging their precious little darlings to run on the pitch and filming their fifteen seconds of fame - absolute cunts.

That bloke in the hideous ICON matching top, leggings and trainers who thought it was great to shout "fuck you" to those who were booing him - Uber chavvy cunt.

 

[FlamingLip]

yeah - that 'invasion' by the fatty kids and thick as pudding parents was just a bit cringe.