The fuck is going on like..?

[knowsnowt]

Just watching the latest "Inside Shirecliffe" on the bog and it's intense. Fuckers running up and down, left to right, turning this way and that. Having to be ultra aware we're others are. Goalies playing hand tennis off a divvy little trampoline thing. Who'd imagine that could help? Racing and lobbing bibs like fuck. And I've just had to shout my daughter to point out where the bog roll is like 14 inches to my right.
Gotta love these players knowing what the fuck is going on everywhere and shit. I couldn't do that. Proper gonna bounce fullem.
And duck for luck.

 

[TJB.]

Just watching the latest "Inside Shirecliffe" on the bog and it's intense. Fuckers running up and down, left to right, turning this way and that. Having to be ultra aware we're others are. Goalies playing hand tennis off a divvy little trampoline thing. Who'd imagine that could help? Racing and lobbing bibs like fuck. And I've just had to shout my daughter to point out where the bog roll is like 14 inches to my right.
Gotta love these players knowing what the fuck is going on everywhere and shit. I couldn't do that. Proper gonna bounce fullem.
And duck for luck.

You just focus on keeping it sweet with the rotund food critic. Let us lot worry about Sheffield United's training techniques.

 

[knowsnowt]

You just focus on keeping it sweet with the rotund food critic. Let us lot worry about Sheffield United's training techniques.

I've washed my hands of her. Which coincidentally takes 38 minutes less than it takes her to was her buttocks.

 

[Bladesman]

I've washed my hands of her. Which coincidentally takes 38 minutes less than it takes her to was her buttocks.

Was it because you were shouting at your phone while on the bog?

 

[Bell4]

I've washed my hands of her. Which coincidentally takes 38 minutes less than it takes her to was her buttocks.

You’ve what ?

Ffs

After all the advice you received ,you still fkd it up

When you want advice on how to talk dirty ,don’t bother us

Unbelievable