Smashed mi coffee table

[Booker4]

When the third went in I shouted at the tele "I hope you're watching Chris Wilder"! Not quite as spectacular as smashing a coffee table but mine is wooden and I'd have had to burn it to get rid of it! I was angry at half time but I just whined a lot, the wife kept saying stuff like "it's still been a good season and you can always get promoted next season"! That did not help!

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

what dog do you have mate?

Ah lass

 

[LJBlade]

Fucking get in
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What a strange thing to lie about

 

[brownblade]

If we win playoffs I'll burn my wooden kitchen table that was handed down from my Grandma.

 

[BigBed]

BUSTED!

wonder if the internet is a new thing in Woodhouse

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Keep us updated on the wig.

The table and the wig are going in the Blades museum with the false leg.

 

[biggiesablade]

What a strange thing to lie about

What is it can't see nowt?

 

[Stevo]

Will you be taking a wrecking ball to your house if we win the playoffs??

 

[LJBlade]

What is it can't see nowt?

 

[rompodebailey]

Oh no

 

[biggiesablade]

Oh dear

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Oh bugger! I was just about to compliment him on his PJ/kimono choices for the match.

 

[Paisley Blade]

Awks

 

[Mousey]

Who’s up for a sponsored walk to pay for a new coffee table??

 

[LJBlade]

Oh bugger! I was just about to compliment him on his PJ/kimono choices for the match.

I can’t claim to have uncovered the OP’s latest porkie. It was posted in the Shoutbox earlier

 

[BigBed]

Got to be a bit embarrassing, being outed as a bullshitter, I mean, it's not as if hes tried to slip a porky in to a pal in the boozer, or a bird in town, actually gone for it on a public forum, and now hundreds/thousands will know hes a liar!

Brilliant.

 

[BladeInIreland]

I thought it was odd leaving it till the next morning to clean especially with a dog around. That's the internet for ya.

 

[biggiesablade]

I can’t claim to have uncovered the OP’s latest porkie. It was posted in the Shoutbox earlier

Please please tell me what shoutbox is

 

[bongleblade]

Please please tell me what shoutbox is

it is a live chat on this forum's home page where everyone discusses coffee tables and kidney punches

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

...hang on, people actually believe this was REAL?

First off, the match isn't on the telly.
Secondly, it's clearly daylight outside.
Thirdly, tha wot?

All good fun.

 

[Wincobank S9 Blade]

Good video of some 2nd half limbs.

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

...hang on, people actually believe this was REAL?

First off, the match isn't on the telly.
Secondly, it's clearly daylight outside.
Thirdly, tha wot?

All good fun.

I think it's more that OP is a proven fantasist and people find it hilarious that after numerous attempts to bullshit, he still gets found out.

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

I honestly don't know who rolo is,I'm just a fat blade from woodhouse

And Knaresbrough, Liverpool, Hartlepool etc etc...

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

And Knaresbrough, Liverpool, Hartlepool etc etc...

Oh your stalking me and it was Guisborough FOOL,yeah I dated a lass from Liverpool ill PM you her address if tha wants

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

I dated a lass

Now I definitely know you're lying (again).

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Now I definitely know you're lying (again).

Oreyt Mark

 

[Banzeye]

Fucking get in
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You'll keep finding missed bits of glass for years to come, each one a reminder of a glorious result

 

[SB_90]

 

[blade too long]

its unusual, it has that certain bus stop look about it

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

If anyone as a problem with me why not PM Me instead of playing Billy Big bollox