Best way to use McBurnie

[Deleted member 23679]

I reckon the best way we could get some productive use out of our striker and our number 9 would be to put both his feet in concrete and place him outside a school as a deterrent to speeding drivers.

His lack of fitness wouldn’t affect his ability to perform this role, and he has all the intelligence to perform it, and it would also reduce his chances of finding himself in a police cell or losing Rolex watches.

 

[bakeblade]

I reckon the best way we could get some productive use out of our striker and our number 9 would be to put both his feet in concrete and place him outside a school as a deterrent to speeding drivers.

His lack of fitness wouldn’t affect his ability to perform this role, and he has all the intelligence to perform it, and it would also reduce his chances of finding himself in a police cell or losing Rolex watches.

Why bother putting his feet concrete

 

[Weston blade]

Selling programmes

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Still better ( when fit) than the latest wonderkid...

 

[wavy-blade]

 

[Weasel]

I've finally given up on him. I was still hoping he turn it around but he just looks lost. I'd try to come to an arrangement on tbr summer if there are no takers and pay him off to try and save some wages. If he was a car he'd be a right off.

 

[Blade56]

 

[shrubbery]

He has no redeeming features whatsoever as a footballer. Complete waste of transfer kitty and wages. Thanks Chris.

 

[Deleted member 23679]

Selling programmes

Bloke “One programme please”

Oli McB “Three pound Fifty”

Bloke “Here’s a tenner”

Oli McB looks perplexed and starts counting on his fingers

Several minutes later

Oli McB “There’s your change”

Bloke “You’ve given me too much”